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Best Pun

Me: Anyone know how to make duct tape?

Them: uh…. no?

Me: oh it's actually really easy!! All you have to do is abDUCT tape!!!

#duct tape #puns #bad pun #pun queen

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SOS

so I'm having this dilemma that I'd really appreciate some help on. There is this one guy that I'm currently dating. He's pretty cool and he's a good friend. The problem is that I'm one of those people who are sort of married to their work and so I don't spend nearly as much time with him as he wants. At first I tried fixing this by trying to hang out a bit more with him, but it got to the point where I kind of get a bit of anxiety every time he shoots me a message (which is kind of often) He isn't really doing or saying anything bad but he just wants to spend more time with me and I'm running out of ways to say no. Should i just cut the ties and break up with him? I don't really want to lose him as a friend, but at this point I'm lowkey stressing out due to work and so many other things.

#relationship #problems #please help #oh god what am i doing #this is literally my first post on tumblr in like five years and this is it. wow gj me #have a great day #ok im done now

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so guess who decided to use tumblr again!

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You know you love rock when you try to flick someone off and you do the rock sign instead… 

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You should check out this amazing comic: Awaken by Flipfloppery at http://www.inkblazers.com/read-manga/Awaken/6171/0/0?lang=en&utm_campaign=SubWall&utm_content=168781 #inkblazers

#inkblazers

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Once you get this you have to state 5 things that you like about yourself. Send this to your favourite followers!

1- i draw2- i write3- i act4- i sing5- i readIs that good enough?

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Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?

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DO YOU GUYS FUCKCING REMEMBER THESE STUPID ASS SNAP BRACELETS THAT WERE STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU SMACKED THEM AGAINST SOMETHING AND THEN THEY CURL UP???

PLEASE IMAGINE WITH ME THAT THESE ARE SOME HILARIOUSLY ANNOYING PRANK TOY ON ALTERNIA THAT TROLLS BUY AND USE TO RUN UP AND SMACK ONTO EACHOTHERS HORNS

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this is so cool

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i think we need to establish that not only did karkat have a crush on jade but

karkat

has

a

selfcest

kink

also remember this:

and this

hmmm… word choice…

by e

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New headcanon: Human Karkat has leukemia. 

Leukemia is a type of blood cancer that begins in the bone marrow

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This is my headcanon where trolls give eggs to the people that fill their quadrants to basically say "i was hatched for you" 

kinda silly but ohwell

and remind me never to draw chibi again

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Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

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just did this and yeah, it's not thaaaat great but it's transparent so that's a good plus i guess?

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i kinda wanna draw a skit or somethin. anyone got any ideas?