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#our flag means death #the PLANT #i mean their faces! their hair! #but you included the real pirate plant! #and that's an excellent touch

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Peter Krause … America’s Dad when you think about it

#things dan rydell says about casey mccall

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#i voted #absolutely no idea #kids seem to like me? #like elementary or middle school aged kids #wouldn't actually know what to do with one if they were left in my care though #i suspect this points to no i am not good with kids

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ᴇᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴜx + ᴛᴇxᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ ❶ ❷ ❸ ❹ ❺

#law & order: organized crime

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what's interesting is that 911 has always been an abnormal fan experience in the sense that every main character is endgame paired up almost immediately: bobby and athena go on a date and the end of season 1; by Season 2 they are married. buck and eddie meet in season 2, by Season 4/5, they were supposed to be a Thing. hen/karen were married before the show even aired, Maddie and Chimney meet in season 2. by the end of Season 3, they're pregnant and... in some way it makes me wonder how much borrowed time 9-1-1 was living on at FOX. or, for how long were they aware that they were living on borrowed time, i should say. because the speedrun through pairing their couples up is similar to Netflix's pacing schedule in the sense that Netflix showrunners rarely know if/how their shows are going to survive, so there's a sense of urgency there to tie everything up with a nice bow Just In Case. But it's also like... this fandom has never truly experienced fandom problems. sure we've had racism, infighting, whatever. But we have never truly experienced what it means to be a fan of a procedural. And if you're young, and 9-1-1 is your first major fandom period, you've never experienced it at all. And I'm just thinking about people's response to BuckTommy, thinking about people, like, "okay so buck and eddie have to have a feelings reveal by the end of S7 because it's time!" and it's just like... Well. No. You've just been spoiled by the weight of the executioner's axe against our necks. But that axe is gone now and, for all intents and purposes, 9-11 is a brand new show. Which means... we are about to formally introduced to what it looks like when a show is allowed to slow down its pace and breathe and have Fandom Problems (and yes that includes ship wars. gasp!), and to be frankly honest, I don't think any of you are ready for that.

#i'm sorry but i'm over here laughing at you all in law & order: svu #godspeed y'all

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POV: You’re Stede and you see him, wyd

Hope this Ed’s not too hot for Tumblr lmao

#our flag means death #oh holy shit #incredible

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#i don't have a nightstand #but there's tissues on my headboard #and a lamp and some notebooks on a shelf #also the remote for my air conditioner #which i never use but i had to put somewhere

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#i voted #my first thought was wow a lot of people are lying #and then i realized not everyone is so flat chested they think an a cup is big

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Budapest ‘87, Attila Manek

#my first thought was olivia and noah #and then i scrolled down #and said oh so serena and olivia #sorry to blorboify you ladies

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Honeytraps do not work on French spies because their wives are used to them having affairs, a television documentary about France’s equivalent of MI6 has revealed. [...] The agent known only as Nicolas, whose voice and face were blurred, says: “Defectors from the Soviet Union used to talk about the ‘French paradox’, namely if you surprised a Frenchman with a mistress by telling him, we’ve caught you red-handed with a 22-year-old called Tatyana, work for us or we’ll tell your wife, it didn’t work. “That was because he generally said: ‘Go ahead, show her, she’ll understand,’ or ‘she already knows about it’.”

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But it always ends in a massacre and then the wrong people get hurt.

Our Flag Means Death | 2.03 - "The Innkeeper"

#our flag means death #i love her

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hi david zaslav do you have any plans for tomorrow hun? you up to much this weekend? oh nice me too, no plans, just chilling. hey if you’re free tomorrow do you want to renew my show? 👉👈

#our flag means death #i thought it was going to the fight place too #because that's how i feel about things

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I remade the Fang one from part 2 because the text was so blurry as to be illegible.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Ed edition

#our flag means death

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"Fucked his brains out" okay yeah maybe he needed at least some of those?

#our flag means death #my god that new clip

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This fandom is so lucky to have Samba for real though. Because no one is doing dvd box set with bloopers and bts anymore. You need a guy who is a nerd about hollywood stuff on the cast and crew so he can drip feed us bonus content over instagram.

#our flag means death #samba we love you #you are too good to us

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I do not want to bitch on OP's post but dear lord this is vile 😭😭😭 I have stats hidden on AO3 and I simply read summaries, check tags and decide if the fic sounds interesting or not??? Like a fic might have very little kudos but it might still be something I happen to enjoy waahhh do these people not go to library and just browse books bc the name sounds interesting to them???? Do you need other people to decide what to enjoy???

#ao3 #you can click on the story #it's free!

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Just a dream and the wind to carry me

#our flag means death #aww baby