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an incomplete list of reasons why the 1980 animated rotk is fucking unmatched

- all the hobbits have british accents except pippin, who speaks like a born and raised new yorker

- the first 10-15ish minutes are a musical recap of the first two installments because, fun fact, this was the follow up to a movie that covered fellowship and about half of two towers and nothing else so most of two towers is just completely left out

- theoden was voiced by the original voice of scooby doo

- gollum is a little green frog

- it’s a musical, but instead of using any songs tolkien wrote (lyrics and melodies, which are out there somewhere, so that’s a fun fact!), they wrote their own, including disco BANGER Where There’s A Whip There’s A Way

- the witch king sounds exactly like skeletor

- the scene with eowyn and the witch king is done BIZARRELY well

- elrond is also a weird little frog (as opposed to the 1978 fellowship/two towers movie, where he was essentially just a guy)

- aragorn has pants in this one, unlike its predecessor

-legolas and gimli are entirely cut for time, though there’s still time for a dream sequence in which Sam fantasizes about a better, kinder world where his nextdoor neighbors in the shire are whimsical gay orcs

- faramir isnt in it, so denethor just kinda sets himself on fire for fun

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is ryan reynolds the next neil gaiman

#ryan reynolds #neil gaiman

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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ATTENTION NEW TUMBLR USERS: This website is different from twitter and there are actually four (4) things that every blog needs. Go to the woods and fetch the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold

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started community

#community

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seeing a nice bowl of pasta is not what i want to see before i sleep

#it’s appreciated though #pasta

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yall it turns out i just randomly have a file of asylum of the daleks in my drive so

#doctor who #daleks

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GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.

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tbh at this point just ask me if i’ve seen a show it’s very likely that i’ve seen some of it or know a lot abt it

#hello internet