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We’re not making it out of this one

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

#taking the 'do it scared' one

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Apparently the 25th was Deer Day and no one told me akcnskv

#oh this is just adorable... adeerable? #it is very DEER to me ty aneh #good omens

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Hello I’m Sorry if this offends you, I’d like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Dm if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍

i'm crying this might be the best one i've ever gotten

#SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU... #ask

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Are you religious or just genuinely in the bible fandom? I mean no disrespect either way

Yes

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i need to make it clear that if i EVER, and i mean EEEEVVVVVERRRRR. call aziraphale “azi,” “az,” or “azira,” it is not a nickname!! it is to save time and/or space!!

and you will NOT catch me using those names in a fanfic. crowley would NEVER call aziraphale that. angel is the only acceptable thing for crowley to call az, nothing else will do.

SPEAKING OF!! i absolutely HATE when im reading a wonderful fanfic and then crowley calls aziraphale “baby” or “sweetie” or literally ANYTHINGGG other than angel or his name. it pains me.

#fr fr i think once they get their shit together aziraphale would b the queen of pet names (my dear boy...) #good omens

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#<3 #fav

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A litre of this would fix me, dunno about oop, im built different

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#AHAHA the first one is so good

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

#funny

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Oh man I just noticed this, Bluey was actually quick enough to block the bowl with the juice carton. That’s some lightning quick reflexes for a little kid

I feel like when they’re adults Bluey’s just not even phased by Bingo’s chaotic cooking. A bowl’s coming toward her and she won’t even look, she’ll just block it without a glance.

#addin this to the 'bluey is an insanely athletic kid' masterpost in my head #bluey

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Uncle Stripe's family

#bluey

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

#THATS ON FAHRENHEIT PERIODT????

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Bleeding heart dove

#yeah #dungeon meshi

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#i dont understand how op forgot dbz it was literally THE anime

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best sisters .

#bluey

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Kinda late but happy Autism Awareness/Acceptance Month ^_^

Extras:

#good omens