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The phrasing of this is absolutely killing me

no but in the retrospect its so funny. cw execs scratching their heads for YEARS not being able to figure out WHY so many gays have latched onto their macho hypermasculine show about guns and muscle cars... well turns out the whole cast & writers room was a bunch of gays, harold & surely that would do it.

#also the winchesters talked about their feelings too much for the target audience #but also not enough for the reached audience #they failed to satisfy anyone

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Don't you hate when you're reading a post in Spanish and you're a bit confused on the grammar and a couple words are misspelled and you're sad about how your vocab isn't that great and then about halfway through you realise, damn it, it's Portuguese, and you're actually not suddenly horrible at Spanish but you are a dumbass.

No? Me neither...

#learning spanish #Portuguese #im kinda stupid #spanish

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He may not be cracked at combat, or strength, or wisdom, or basic health, but he potentially has a crack in his chassis! Introducing Chester the Fool my dnd character (I have no campaign to play him for).

#dnd #dnd charcter art #oc art #yes i made a supernatural reference #jester #fool

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Nothing says Easter like packing baskets for yourself and your siblings

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This is very real

How do I explain to people that I don't like alastor from hazbin hotel bc dean winchester was tortured by the demon alastor?

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Ouch

Destiny’s Child coda before it even airs 😩

Based on this amazing concept by @ironrogerss on Twitter

See comic pages and other work early on Patreon! :)

#im fine #this is fine

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Hell yeah

hello to the 285 people who have followed me on here I feel like we r at a slumber party 2gether

#can we order pizza #i brought face masks

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I got a new walking game, and just-

#pikmin #titanic #idk how to tag this

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When I was in elementary school, kids would write HAGS in my yearbook. I got upset bc I thought they were being mean, and calling me a hag, while being grammatically incorrect.

All this to say, I could see dean doing this to cas if they were friends in elementary school.

Just imagine, itty bitty 3rd grader Castiel, moving to a new school (he used to go to a private school, but now he has to go to public) doesn't talk to anyone, has no friends, except for his next door neighbor, who also sits next to him in class.

His old school didn't do yearbooks like they do in this cool new school, where he isn't being bullied for being autistic, and selectively mute, like the last school.

Anyway, he's so excited for this yearbook thing because it gives him a chance to interact with the kid that sits next to him, his neighbor, without talking.

So, Castiel goes up to him, shoves his open yearbook towards him, and asks in a small voice, "could you please sign my yearbook?"

And, dean, having been signing yearbooks all day, writes "HAGS -DeAN" in large 9 year old handwriting.

Cas is devastated, when he opens the yearbook after getting home. Crying because his crush neighbor rejected him and called him a hag. He rushes out of the house, and into the woods behind it.

Gabriel, after not finding Cas in his room, the attic, the basement, or any of his other hiding spots, starts knocking on doors.

When the door to his neighbor's house is opened, a little boy about castiels age is standing there, confused. A voice seemingly from the kitchen yells out "who's at the door?"

Gabriel asks the kid if he'd be willing to go get his mom, so he could talk to her.

Dean rushes to his mom, and pulls on her skirt, trying to get her to the door faster.

Mary finishes wiping her hands on a towel, sets it down on a counter, and heads over to where Gabriel is still standing at the entrance of the house.

"Hi, who are you?" Mary asks, confused.

"your neighbor, look, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for my brother, Castiel? He's in third grade, and when I got home I just couldn't find him and-"

"hey, it's okay. Third grade, you said?" Gabriel makes an affirmative sound. "My son is also in 3rd, dean, get over here!" The last part yelling to the child that had long since run to play with his toys or older brother.

When dean gets there, Mary asks him, "do you know a castiel?"

"oh yeah, the quiet kid, he sits next to me. I signed his yearbook on the bus home"

Gabriel paled. This was the kid that castiel wouldn't stop talking about. Castiel was always talking about bees, stories he made up in his head, that he begged Gabriel to jot down, or dean. That, or he wouldn't talk at all. That was fine to. As long as Gabriel knew where he was.

But Gabriel didn't know. And that was the problem.

To be continued

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average spn episode

dean: son of a bitch this burger is so good

cas: * so hard he could cut a rock* I think this human process of 'Burger' you seem to enjoy so much brings me great intrigue Dean

sam: guys isn't it a little messed up that we kill monsters¹ sometimes lowkey they have a point

dean: no its literally awesome. i love hunting i love to gank and i also love to suck and fuckk women²

cas: can anybody else hear this burgers heartbeat when Dean eats it?³

¹sam could not fare away from the hunting life for more than two seconds.

²this is a false statement.

³castiel does not know how to describe the emotion of 'boner' a way he or anyone else can understand.

roll credits. season 35 1/2. jared padalecki a million dollars a second. jensen ackles second billing. misha collins is not credited for the episode. movie announcement

#thats it #thats the show #and i eat it up every time

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The day I forget this video is the day I die.

#y yo a ti

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“oh queerbait” yeah well what about evilbait??? for SO LONG supernatural was like “oh sam’s gonna be evil! watch out! watch out!!!!” well bitch i’m still waiting. make it happen!

#we were robbed #commit to the bit

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If Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins were to do a duet, which song would they sing?

#and at last i see the lights

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sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

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You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

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merry ides of march