salems-crackhouse

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I’M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS AND BETTER THAN EVER!

SEND IN CHARACTERS/SHIPS/WHATEVER AND I’LL MAKE AN INCORRECT QUOTE FOR THEM

#mod post? #mod andrew #whore tag

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tbh bro ur kinda inspiring me to make my own tos hcs/incorrect quotes blog for my characters :'3 i migjt ...

omg... we can make quotes together..... and ship skarso togetha....

#ask #neutsin tag #do it no ball #mod andrew

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thank u for this blog and for fueling my town of salem special interest kinnie ass TT__TT

OMG!!! NO PROBLEM UR SO VALID ILY!!!!

im glad my blog is helping u kinnies have fun. im ALSO glad to know that we're all firebug kinnies here.

#ask #mod tag #mod andrew #THIS IS SO FUNNY ILY #neutsin tag #message me bro u seem sosos chill

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i dont have any submissions but i want to thank you for singlehandedly powering the town of salem crackhead side of the fandom i needed this content in my life

I'M GOD AND THIS IS MY WHOREHOUSE!!!

but rlly.... thank u soosos much! the fandom doesnt know i exist but ur like 🥺🥺 one of my most reoccurring followers so u get firebug kinnie rightz

#ask #firebug tag #THANK UUUUU #I TRY RLLY HARD #im also a crackhead

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Dexter: What if we fell in love and we were both criminals.

Dexter, looking at Firebug: Haha, just kidding...

Firebug, quietly: unless? 😳

#serial killer #incorrect tos quotes #town of salem #arsonist #firebug #dexter #skarso

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Dexter: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep- I think I'm coming down with something.

Witch: Ohoho! I know what you got.

Jester: Yeah, leprosy!

Witch: No, Jester, no! It starts with an 'L', ends with 'E.'

Jester: ...Aha! Lice!

Witch: No! My dear friend Dexter is in love.

Jester: Awwe yeah! Love!

#town of salem #incorrect tos quotes #witch #jester tag #dexter #serial killer #this was kinda funny

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OH SHIT YALL ARE AWARE I EXIST NOWNFORIENDKDJB

#BRUH #MOD POST? #wack shit.. #thanks for tagging the exe and jester post as kin bc same #nice to know we're all whores here

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Transporter: Wow, what's it like bein' the son of the Godfather?

Escort: I was raised to be gay, eat hot chip, and lie.

#transporter #escort #town of salem #incorrect tos quotes #transcort

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Doctor: If Dexter is saying Firebug has cake,

Vigilante: ..The ass economy is in shambles.

#doctor #vigilante #incorrect tos quotes #skarso

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Firebug: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Medium: You're a hazard to society.

Jester: And a coward, do twenty!

#town of salem #incorrect tos quotes #arsonist #jester #medium #whore tag #the holy trinity

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Mafioso: Everybody gansta til'-

Werewolf, shaking: THE JESTER SAYS, "TIE ME UP."

#mafioso #werewolf #incorrect tos quotes #werejest #whore tag

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Executioner: You're an absolutely terrible person!

Jester: Well, it's fine because I'm a whore.

#jester #executioner #whore tag #incorrect tos quotes #town of salem

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Dexter: I hate Firebug. I hate Firebug. I hate Firebug. I hat-

Doctor: You say that and yet you have made out with him in a barn before.

Dexter: Shut up.

#serial killer #doctor #implied skarso #incorrect tos quotes #town of salem

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DA RULEZ.....

HEY im the head whore at the crackhouse, welcome to my blog

uhhhh my rules for submissions? no slurs, nothing 2 sexual, andddd no making fun of Me.

ships i typically do i guess:

- sk and arso. my Boys

- doc n' vigilante

- medium and bodyguard.... (THEYRE LESBIANS LEAVE ME ALONE....)

- jester and werewolf

- idk whatever i feel like. also mafioso and spy

sometimes i use headcanoned names for da characters so yeah thats it have fun at the crackhouse my cuffs are in the back

#starters #i cant this is funny #mod andrew

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the jester is a whore

#town of salem #jester #whore tag #i love him doe