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There must be someone out there who have the same number of hair strands as yours
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There鈥檚 no proof that you aren鈥檛 hallucinating your entire life
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The bourgeoisie weren't ready to close the stores for the safety of their employees, but have closed them for the safety of the goods.
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You rhink you're unique until you choose your username
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Asking for money. When you're poor it's begging, when you're rich, it's a fundraiser.
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The main problem with society is too many people pointing out the problems and not enough trying to solve them.
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If you could colonise Mars, it would only take two generations before there were conspiracy theories that we never came from Earth in the first place.
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That Minneapolis store owner must feel like shit for calling the cops on George Floyd.
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If humans successfully colonize another planet, eventually some of their descendants might think that Earth is a hoax.
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IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.
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The person who killed Batman鈥檚 parents helped save lives
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We are getting to the point in modern history where an onion article is more believable than real life events
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If companies would put mute buttons on microwaves they'd be rich
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The human population will not become extinct during anyones' lifetime
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Just like bacteria aren't aware of our existence, there could be giants around us that we cannot see cause we are too tiny to make sense of them
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Seeing a 5 finger cartoon hand is weirder that finding a 4 finger cartoon hand
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You never appreciate how well your nostrils work until they get stuffy.
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