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In honor of finally losing my winning streak and getting COVID for the first time ever:

#got it 2 weeks ago and i'm mad that it seemed inevitable given that husband works in a hospital and masks are optional 🙄

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mutuals do this!!!!

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now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

#magical girl transformation 🌛🥺 #🎵fighting evil by moonlight!! #winning love by daylight! never running from a real fight! she is the one named Sailor Moon-Moon

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I'm imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually

#😂😂😂 #tolkien

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happy 1st of october now where's the anne of green gables quote

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just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

#wish ppl with main character syndrome would stay tf home tbh #have their very own bottle episode if you will!

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

#omg HOW did i forget that if you stopped it first it rewound faster?!

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he’s just like me fr

#i had that quote about deadlines taped to my locker door in HS lmao #douglas adams

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Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

#i'm 'Do Not Release' #i'm like an indoor only cat sorry

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(via ale-belyan)

#random missionaries: *show up at my door* #me: oh no thank- #missionaries: *gives me this pic* #me: yes I'll join

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Julien Fournier Fall Winter 2023-24

#Julien Fournier #fashion

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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

#mitski's your best american girl

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Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

#i did a student exchange thing the summer between middle and HS and the French family i stayed with put ketchup in their pasta #when i say i was shook lmao #still ate it to be polite but it was ...not good!

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i know absolutely nothing about basketball and yet i am completely obsessed with the raptors first round draft pick tonight. look at this guy

#...is this not from The Hunger Games?

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public service announcement

#alternatively this takes place in ancient egypt and they're 'bowling' with canopic jars

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this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result

#Rory Gilmore #crying laughing b/c #i only watched the first 2 eps of Gilmore Girls and stopped b/c i found Rory and Lorelei to be extremely annoying 😭halp!! #ok ok Bedelia du Maurier was my runner up match at 86% and that i will take thank u

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what buffy did..... wearing halter tops to kill vampires..... sequins.... that very specific pink glittery jacket when willow exorcised those demons..... 90's mini skirt top jacket ensemble.... She was Right.... That is how you dress to kill vampires and other supernatural beings..... She was Right, those are the Correct Fashion Choices.... Pink leather pants when killing Count Dracula YES

#YES #Buffy The Vampire Slayer