rubyjones

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Ooh yes, pass me the men in Tubes.

1969 cover art by Mitchell Hooks for ‘The Fortec Conspiracy,’ by Edmond G. Addeo and Richard M. Garvin

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My landnobles are selling the house in which I live and they want to kick me out before they do. I no longer have any income. Moving is Not Good.

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Ruinous Attraction: When Ferdinand accidentally locks himself and Arthur in an ancient enchanted sex dungeon, could passion break down the walls of prejudice and distrust?

Oviposition: For all your tentacles, egg-laying, aphrodisiac, monster-fucking, non-con needs!

Oviposition is a precursor to Ruinous Attraction and features hapless archaeologist Hale, who foolishly wanders off alone while exploring the caves under Mount Sussuran. There he meets something ancient and strange that's looking for a warm body in which to lay its eggs.

An Unexpected Attachment: The sweet and spicy story of an android who asks his hot co-worker to help install his new cock.

Kyle can be a bit of a jerk. But since androids got rights, he's been different. And Thomas can't stop looking at him.

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OK, but... but...

Like it's beautiful you saved that flower, but also... there is some funky transformation porn going on here, you feel me?

Freeing the water lily from algae

#that's a penis #i had to turn on safe search to find that gif #me #a porn account #what is the world coming to

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Geirrod Van Dyke, Workers.

#art

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This is what Radaway was made for

#Fallout #fallout tv series #The Ghoul

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So many limited edition guys.

having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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loving the bum.

New sculpture.

I almost regret attaching the cup to the legs. It’s just so crisp and the lid turned out so nice. I probably should make a matte white glaze so that the cup looks nice. Consider doing the weathered bronze for the legs. Or maybe just gold but I haven’t tested that glaze yet. I think I’ll make some this morning.

Considering naming it To Go or On the Run

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i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

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The criteria for “addiction” being “dopamine” is so incredibly stupid it had to have been invented by the people that try to say porn addiction is real thing

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Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS"

7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]

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For me, Kermit.

Boyfriend and I were talking about celebs we'd fuck and I said "miss piggy" at one point and he was like well that goes without saying

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If fursuits were automatically by default purely a sex thing, then every sports team mascot would technically speaking classify as a sex worker.

#i would

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data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something

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This is a story prompt if ever I saw one.

Naturalists have got to be one of the groups of people most susceptible to being tricked by the fae. Travellers these days are much less likely to follow a mysterious light or the smell of roast beef into the forest. Meanwhile, find me a naturalist who would not completely lose themself in pursuit of:

An unidentifiable bird call

A butterfly that's slightly off-color

An opossum with its head stuck in a yogurt tub

A really big woodpecker

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Fuck the Monarchy (Part 2) is up!

Summary: Everyone thinks Crown Prince Tristan is an alpha. What happens when Tristan is kidnapped on the eve of his coronation... and his heat?

Become a Devotee on Patreon to read Part 2 - Part 1 is available to all (over 18) for free.

#omegaverse #royalty #fuck the monarchy #erotica

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#i went more #seeing as i write and sell my perversions #but tbh if doing this tells me anything #it's that you really realpy never know hownperverted or not someone else is