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I need 2 say this. I don’t think Rodimus has a dick or a pussy he just thinks the jokes are funny. God bless though

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I’m laughing sooo hard at people saying this is drama and petty and like we’re attacking someone who isn’t literally in their late fifties to early sixties and who is constantly writing weird shit and has it on their pinned I genuinely do not get it. It cannot be more obvious than this babygirl. Be sooo fr rn

#ooc

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I do not like vague posting but we should throw rocks at this person so bad. Ohh my god

#it’s crazy. the audacity of it all. can you fucking imagine being your grown age and acting like that #ooc

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there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance

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Aurgh whatever I’ll just type it all out again

I wish people would treat Rodimus normallt lmfao

Like. Not 2 turn this into a rant but it’ll become a rant. Im so tired of seeing the same god damned portrayal over and over again copy pasted and it’s not even true to Rodimus it’s completely fanom and it’s not even good. I wholeheartedly believe fanom can b good sometimes but other times it just shits everything

Like. Don’t get me wrong but Rodimus is constantly compared 2 his g1 counterpart and 4 no reason at all people will take everything away from that except that he did not want 2 be a prime. Like why tf wouod he even. The whole thing with swindle is so fucking bad

You get issues upon issues of hot Rod going I don’t want 2 work with teams anymore bc I don’t want ppl getting hurt. And then they capitalized that mistake as 100% his fault even tho it was pretty god damn obvious he had everything set up for success if they hadn’t been sabotaged. And in the end he kills dealer despite going thru 18392 things. Without a second thought. And you’re telling me he’d trust swindle and fall for his “u should be prime 🥺” bs? I’m gojng to kill you. A prime made him destroy his home and another made him join a war he had absolutely no god damn part in. And you’re telling me he’d want 2 be that. When he had said he didn’t want 2 be in charge of ppl again. Ok lmfao.

Anyway and then you take that and add whatever Bs fandom rod has going on n it’s such a frustrating fucking character GOOOODDDDDD. I don’t think Rodimus is depressed to that point I don’t think he’s self conscious . Does he hide behind a mask. Yes. Is he aware of it? No. Does he care? Not often. Is he emotionally available? No, lmfao. He hates appearing vulnerable and the way he expresses being upset is thru violence. Or did you think he befriended Drift 4 being a good 2shoes . Be so for real

Anyway going back 2 the point. They sexualize him bc of his trauma his sad puppy eyes and his small waist

#going here again. never open the Rodimus tag in public. #when will I learn.

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I’m not saying this on main bc I think keeping the illusion on there is hilarious. Also nobody’s asked him they just sort of go with it. He gets threatened with cock n ball torture and he starts giggling like an idiot because he thinks it’s the funniest shit ever. You’re ready 2 go down on him and he’s trying not to laugh so badly his whole body’s shaking. He opens a panel. It’s wires

I need 2 say this. I don’t think Rodimus has a dick or a pussy he just thinks the jokes are funny. God bless though

#ooc

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When I make dick jokes it’s because rodimus is a lot like the 14 yr old in the back of the class who moans when it’s dead quiet

I need 2 say this. I don’t think Rodimus has a dick or a pussy he just thinks the jokes are funny. God bless though

#ooc

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I need 2 say this. I don’t think Rodimus has a dick or a pussy he just thinks the jokes are funny. God bless though

#I like my transformers the way I like my robots. incredibly Not Human #ooc

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They wuere in hus pussy

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRO-oh yeah they were lmaoas

#always in my mind #they were in his pussy

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. Complaining again. I wish I could go into the R*dimus tag n see normal people

#you’re all fucking crazyyy. where’s my religious guilt paintings. #where’s the nuance… #ooc

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posts i think r rodimuscore

#ooc #long post #sorry.

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watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.

#this is so perceptorcore

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Adding to this more. Bc I feel out of it

I don’t think Rodimus is the most emotionally available out of the driftrod relationship… he is sooooo unavailable and he expresses his vulnerability through violence . We’re shown this constantly. The way he destroyed his hab after overlord then threatened rung when he read him 2 filth. He is a Violently Repressed man. 2 me that’s why him and drift would bond in the first place lol… drift and Rod to me are very similar in completely opposite ways. I don’t know how to explain it tbh but I’m right. Anyway. Heart ♥️

Aurgh whatever I’ll just type it all out again

I wish people would treat Rodimus normallt lmfao

Like. Not 2 turn this into a rant but it’ll become a rant. Im so tired of seeing the same god damned portrayal over and over again copy pasted and it’s not even true to Rodimus it’s completely fanom and it’s not even good. I wholeheartedly believe fanom can b good sometimes but other times it just shits everything

Like. Don’t get me wrong but Rodimus is constantly compared 2 his g1 counterpart and 4 no reason at all people will take everything away from that except that he did not want 2 be a prime. Like why tf wouod he even. The whole thing with swindle is so fucking bad

You get issues upon issues of hot Rod going I don’t want 2 work with teams anymore bc I don’t want ppl getting hurt. And then they capitalized that mistake as 100% his fault even tho it was pretty god damn obvious he had everything set up for success if they hadn’t been sabotaged. And in the end he kills dealer despite going thru 18392 things. Without a second thought. And you’re telling me he’d trust swindle and fall for his “u should be prime 🥺” bs? I’m gojng to kill you. A prime made him destroy his home and another made him join a war he had absolutely no god damn part in. And you’re telling me he’d want 2 be that. When he had said he didn’t want 2 be in charge of ppl again. Ok lmfao.

Anyway and then you take that and add whatever Bs fandom rod has going on n it’s such a frustrating fucking character GOOOODDDDDD. I don’t think Rodimus is depressed to that point I don’t think he’s self conscious . Does he hide behind a mask. Yes. Is he aware of it? No. Does he care? Not often. Is he emotionally available? No, lmfao. He hates appearing vulnerable and the way he expresses being upset is thru violence. Or did you think he befriended Drift 4 being a good 2shoes . Be so for real

Anyway going back 2 the point. They sexualize him bc of his trauma his sad puppy eyes and his small waist

#I would turn this into a drift rant if I didn’t feel like it would lead me 2 making an account 4 him #like I’d literally die

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Aurgh whatever I’ll just type it all out again

I wish people would treat Rodimus normallt lmfao

Like. Not 2 turn this into a rant but it’ll become a rant. Im so tired of seeing the same god damned portrayal over and over again copy pasted and it’s not even true to Rodimus it’s completely fanom and it’s not even good. I wholeheartedly believe fanom can b good sometimes but other times it just shits everything

Like. Don’t get me wrong but Rodimus is constantly compared 2 his g1 counterpart and 4 no reason at all people will take everything away from that except that he did not want 2 be a prime. Like why tf wouod he even. The whole thing with swindle is so fucking bad

You get issues upon issues of hot Rod going I don’t want 2 work with teams anymore bc I don’t want ppl getting hurt. And then they capitalized that mistake as 100% his fault even tho it was pretty god damn obvious he had everything set up for success if they hadn’t been sabotaged. And in the end he kills dealer despite going thru 18392 things. Without a second thought. And you’re telling me he’d trust swindle and fall for his “u should be prime 🥺” bs? I’m gojng to kill you. A prime made him destroy his home and another made him join a war he had absolutely no god damn part in. And you’re telling me he’d want 2 be that. When he had said he didn’t want 2 be in charge of ppl again. Ok lmfao.

Anyway and then you take that and add whatever Bs fandom rod has going on n it’s such a frustrating fucking character GOOOODDDDDD. I don’t think Rodimus is depressed to that point I don’t think he’s self conscious . Does he hide behind a mask. Yes. Is he aware of it? No. Does he care? Not often. Is he emotionally available? No, lmfao. He hates appearing vulnerable and the way he expresses being upset is thru violence. Or did you think he befriended Drift 4 being a good 2shoes . Be so for real

Anyway going back 2 the point. They sexualize him bc of his trauma his sad puppy eyes and his small waist

#what ever dude #ooc

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Oh this is so awesome I just wrote 4 paragraphs and the post got eaten by oblivion this is soooooooooo awesooomeeee

#ooc #I’m so pissed off. Jesus Christ

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#honorary sunday reblog #I love this video I’m subjecting you all to it again

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#honorary sunday post #hi