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Ecosocialist praxis
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My students were watching old Tom and Jerry and there was a thanksgiving episode where Jerry takes in an orphan. While chasing them in the dinning room, Tom wears a brown and white broom and looks like an Indian. When he does the stereotypical Indian yell, the kids go “oh, cause he’s dressed like a turkey.
Oh the sweeties.
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Imagine having HENRY CAVILL AND THE ROCK AND a gym uncle and I have to be the one to get the dumbbell. 😂 my hands have never seen weights
I had a dream I was dating/married to superman.
We were at my gym freak uncles house. The rock was there too maybe. There was an 85lb dumbbell on top of the fridge and for some reason I had to get it down and they were all guiding me to get it down slowly and quietly cause someone in the house was sleeping.
Then, me and him had existing twin girls.
Then. I was kissing him in those, kiss but I gotta leave, really good kiss and I tell him I’m pregnant (no daughters here) and he kisses me even more
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I had a dream I was dating/married to superman.
We were at my gym freak uncles house. The rock was there too maybe. There was an 85lb dumbbell on top of the fridge and for some reason I had to get it down and they were all guiding me to get it down slowly and quietly cause someone in the house was sleeping.
Then, me and him had existing twin girls.
Then. I was kissing him in those, kiss but I gotta leave, really good kiss and I tell him I’m pregnant (no daughters here) and he kisses me even more
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Last year I was escorting one of my students in the library cause he was the only one present that day. A sub for another class approached me why I was on my phone and I had to show him my badge.
ToDAY I was sitting in the bleachers with my class for the talent show and students were warned it was a 💯 no phones policy. Later some other teacher said some other teacher near them saw me on my phone and had wondered if she would have to come escort me out but the first teacher realized I was a teacher 😆
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this one is so real.
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Obsessed with this post
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Daydreaming about my book:
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Writing my book:
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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;
Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?
Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.
Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.
Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go
Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*
Or situation like;
Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?
Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more
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Cleaphen celebrate Clea's birthday.
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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I need all three of them at the same time. No lube. No protection. Anytime. Any place. Over. Under. Upside down. Right side up. Criss Cross Applesauce. In the air. On the couch. In a chair. Down the stairs. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. And I'm dessert.
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Dreamt that i had a best friend who had a promiscuous brother and he took me up to his room to teach me and there was this other girl too and he was doing me and couldn’t stop doing me and I said something and he got off me and did the other girl to show me that he was better with me and he didn’t want to stop with me 😌
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I wake up to mom cleaning out my sisters room. She points out all the stuffed toys in her cabinet and other unnecessary shopping (especially the wallet my sister got BECAUSE SHE WAS EXCITED TO MATCH WITH MOM).
I pointed out that her life has developed such that she prioritizes materials over family (she’s been sarcastic and having inappropriate tantrums).
My mom says it’s only my imagination.
Okay, sorry. My bad. When sister comes home from a sleepover feel free to yell at her (for the millionth time) over her silly spending. No, no one here needs therapy like I’ve mentioned a million times
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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
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“We’re gonna be keeping a close EYE on YOU!!!”
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