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Are you going to do any more parts for the Coffee for Royals?
Honestly I wasn't planning on it, but if there's interest or prompts people have in mind I'd definitely be open to it! I love modern AU! Zuko so much.
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Imagine my surprise when my data privacy class IN LAW SCHOOL mentions this hellsite during a paper workshop
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his face says he is not pleased with your writing (but I love him sm)
She’s def disappointed with my lack of progress
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My co-author
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 3 months
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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.
Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.
Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.
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Characters I Write For
This is an incomplete list, but I figured I might as well put this up here so when people request, they have an idea of who they can request for. If you don't see a character or fandom here, just send me a message and I'll see if I'm comfortable writing for the character! I'll also be trying to update this fairly regularly.
Marvel
Loki
Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Peggy Carter
Bucky Barnes
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
Hobie Brown
Miguel O’Hara
Peter Maximoff (Quicksilver)
Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)
M’Baku
Thor
DC
Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
Jason Todd (Red Hood)
Barry Allen (The Flash)
Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle)
Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy
Selina Kyle (Catwoman)
Obey Me!
Lucifer
Mammon
Leviathan
Asmodeus
Satan
Beelzebub
Belphegor
Simeon
Solomon
Diavolo
Barbatos
Anime
Haikyuu
Iwaizumi Hajime
Tsukishima Kei
Kenma Kozume
JJK
Nanami Kento
Other
ATLA
Zuko
Mai
Ty Lee
Baldur’s Gate 3
Astarion
Karlach
Gale
Halsin
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 3 months
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I wanna write a sugar daddy fic but idk who to write it for
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 4 months
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I write for myself
*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 4 months
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Night Out
*Mammon (Obey Me) x Reader
*Summary: Reader calls Mammon when they're out with Asmo and Solomon, telling him how much they miss him.
*Warnings: Drinking. I think that's it, but let me know if I missed anything.
*A/N: First fic of the new year! I hope everyone survived the holidays and just want y'all to know that I appreciate all the support I've gotten over the years. Also, this fic uses gender neutral MC terms since that's how Obey Me does things.
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Mammon laid in bed, half asleep as he stared at his DDD. You’d gone out with Asmo and Solomon, but just because he’d had a small misunderstanding with Lucifer, he was stuck in his room. Alone. In his bed. Without you curled into his side. Lucifer had to know this was basically torture at this point. How was he supposed to know Lucifer would notice the missing record from his collection?
Either way, now you were out there, basically alone without him there to scare off any demons that thought they might have a chance with you. There was just something about having his arm wrapped around your waist, or holding you from behind, or you sitting on his lap, that kept people away from you. It wasn’t like Asmo and Solomon would be able to take care of you, make sure you were attended to like he could. Asmo would go off to find whoever to entertain his flirting for the night, and then who even knows what Solomon would be doing, guy would get distracted with whatever caught his attention.
(That was a lie, he knew the two wouldn’t let anything happen to you. He was just jealous that he didn’t get to show off to everyone that you chose him of all people.)
Just as he put his DDD down, it started buzzing, once again demanding his attention. He was half convinced it would just be Levi, ranting on about something or other, but your picture lighting up his screen proved him wrong. He figured he wouldn’t hear from you until later that night, most likely when you climbed into bed beside him.
“Hey, what’s goin’ on? I thought ya would be enjoying your night out,” Mammon answered the phone.
“Hey, baby, I miss you,” you said, practically ignoring his question. The music was just faint pounding bass in the background, definitely not the overbearing volume that normally flooded the building. He could tell something else was off, but he couldn’t quite put his finger on just what it was. “How come you’re always going off and getting in trouble?”
“Hey! It’s not my fault Lucifer noticed that one stupid record missing,” Mammon shot back, even though he could practically hear the pout on your lips.
“But still!” “Baby, did ya call just to tell me off?” Mammon asked. He was used to you being the one to comfort him after a scolding, maybe playfully scolding him yourself, but you were never one to pick a fight when he was already down.
“No, I just miss you,” you sighed. It was then it hit him. He’d only heard you like this a few times when you all had your trips to the Human World, when the drinks would actually hit your system. You would tug on his jacket, get a bit clingy, just wanting to go back to your room and cuddle, resting against his chest.
“Did ya have something to drink?” he asked, still not sure how you’d managed to get your hands on something in the Devildom that would actually get you drunk. 
“Mmhmm. Solomon got back today and brought some Japanese whiskey with him. He was saying how it’s been really popular the past few years, so I tried some.”
“So where are Asmo and Solomon?” Mammon asked, paying more attention now. He wasn’t the type of guy to not trust you, but he was a bit worried about you being out without at least one of your guard dogs.
“They’re at the table, went out cuz I needed some air. Wait, I didn’t wake you up, did I?” The worry in your voice was cute, Mammon could practically see the little furrow of your brow at the thought of maybe bothering him. Then again, hearing from you was never a bother, but you wouldn’t believe him when he told you.
“No, you didn’t wake me up. I was actually just about to head to sleep, but I’m glad I got to talk to ya, doll.”
“Do you mind if I come to your room when we get back? I just wanna sleep next to you, promise I won’t bug you or anything.” There you were again, worrying you were bothering him. “I dunno when Asmo is gonna want to leave, but I kinda hope it’s gonna be soon. I’m already sleepy.”
“Why would ya even ask? Of course I don’t mind ya sleeping with me,” Mammon reassured you. “D’ya want me to come and get ya? I doubt Asmo’s gonna be done anytime soon.”
“But what about Lucifer?”
“Aw, c’mon, have some faith in me. Ya really think he’ll say no to his favorite little brother?” Mammon lit up at the sound of your little laugh. “If he doesn’t, I’ll have Beel go get you. Why don’t you go back in with Asmo and hang out for a while? I’ll let you know which of us is coming for you, alright baby?”
“Alright! I can’t wait to see you.” Your tone got lighter, and something about it made him feel a little giddy. If he were Levi, he would probably start kicking his feet.
“I’ll see you soon, alright? Just stay on the phone with me until you get back to Asmo and Solomon.” As soon as he knew you were safe with the others, he would go over and ask (see: beg) Lucifer if he could go get you from the club. You hummed in response, and the music steadily got louder as you went back inside. It wasn’t until he could hear Asmo’s voice cutting through the crowd that he kicked his blanket off and scanned the room for his hoodie. As soon as you confirmed that you were safely with Asmo, Mammon was pulling on his shoes and grabbing his keys, ready to head out the door the second he had permission from Lucifer.
Once the call was done and you cooed your little I love you to him (which definitely didn’t have his face on fire, shut up), Mammon was out the door, making his way to Lucifer’s study. The seconds it took for Lucifer to give him permission to come in seemed like the longest moments of his life, especially since he knew you were waiting for his text. 
“I’m busy, this better be important,” Lucifer said as soon as Mammon opened the door, not even bothering to look up.
“Hey, well if it isn’t the best older brother-”
“No.”
“I haven’t even asked yet!”
“Whatever it is, no. I thought I told you I didn’t want to see you until the morning,” Lucifer looked up at him, brow raised. Mammon shifted, not sure if he should just come right out and say it or try to do this little dance for a bit longer.
“Alright, listen, I have a good reason!”
“You have thirty seconds.”
“Okay, great, I needta go pick up MC from The Fall.”
“Asmo or Solomon can’t bring them?”
“They said that the others aren’t ready to go yet.” Lucifer took in a deep breath before putting down his pen. Mammon could practically see the debate going on in his brother’s head, but it took a few seconds for the other demon’s fondness of you to take over.
“Fine, but you better be back in the house in an hour,” Lucifer finally said. Mammon was practically out of the office as soon as Lucifer gave his permission. “Mammon!”
“Thanks big bro! You’re the best!” Mammon called out behind him, already halfway down the hall.
With a quick text to you, Mammon was on his way to The Fall. He didn’t normally take his car out, but it was definitely a time where walking wasn’t the most reasonable option. He pulled up to the club, his pajama pants and hoodie definitely out of place amongst the demons trying to get in. With a quick explanation to the bouncer, he was in the club. It normally wasn’t too hard to hard to find where Asmo was, and as expected, Asmo’s crowd of fans led him directly to where you were.
“Mammon! I thought you were grounded!” Asmo called out as he spotted his brother.
“Shaddup, I wasn’t grounded! I just wasn’t allowed to leave the house tonight. Where’s MC?” He asked, not in the mood to have his business exposed to everyone. Asmo nodded over to the booth beside him, where you were currently cuddled under Solomon’s jacket, half-nodding off. He immediately went to your side, softly nudging you to wake you up fully. He could see the moment you realized it was him waking you up with the way your hazy eyes brightened and that little smile grew. “Hey, baby, you ready to head home?”
You only hummed in agreement, trying to stifle a yawn. He helped you up from the booth, leaving behind Solomon’s jacket. It only took a second of debate for Mammon to take his hoodie off and hand it to you, which you pulled on without hesitation. With your hand in his, he turned back to his younger brother. “Are you gonna be okay to get home?”
Asmo waved him off with a smile. “Don’t worry about me, Solomon will take good care of me.”
Mammon didn’t want to think about what Asmo was implying, just shaking his head and turning his attention back to you. You were looking up at him with an impatient little pout, and he just gave you a smile in return. Leading you through the club and back into his car was an uneventful thing, but once you were on the ride home you started with your sleepy little mumblings about how the night went. Mammon had a hand on your thigh, enjoying the warmth coming from you.
Even with a quick detour to get you some food, the drive back to the House of Lamentation did not take long. As soon as you were back in Mammon’s room, he went about his job as your doting boyfriend. He helped you change into some more comfortable clothes than what Asmo had put you in to go out. And if those clothes just so happened to be his hoodie and a pair of shorts, who was he to complain? You whined as he tried to help you wash your face, but he knew you would rather wake up with a clean face than with smudged mascara around your eyes.
“You’re such a good boyfriend,” you mumbled to him when you were finally settled in for the night, his arms around you and your face nestled into his neck. “You’re so good to me.”
Mammon tried to ignore the way his stomach erupted in butterflies, enjoying the way he really had you here in his arms. After a few seconds, he responded in a soft voice, trying not to ruin the peaceful atmosphere. “I try my best for you.”
“And you do amazing,” you reassured him, pressing a whisper of a kiss against his neck. “Love you so much, ‘s kinda crazy.”
Now there was no way he could hide the way your words affected him. As gently as he could, he pulled you back from his neck so he could give you a proper kiss. When he pulled back, he saw the way your eyes stayed closed, that little smile he loved so much still gracing your lips. He pressed another kiss to your cheek this time before pulling you back to his chest. “I love you too, now get some sleep before you wake up all cranky.”
Your sleepy little hum was answer enough for him. He laid there with his eyes closed, just enjoying your warmth against him until he felt your breathing slow. This was how your night was meant to be.
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 4 months
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"Cut everything that doesn't advance the plot" no. I'm gonna write more stuff that doesn't advance the plot
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 4 months
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people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 5 months
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Got my feelings hurt by Astarion and genuinely had to stop playing Baldur’s Gate for the night
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 6 months
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babygirl there are fandoms on my dashboard that i havent even heard of
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 7 months
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 7 months
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you ever in the middle of writing some tags and you just go. you know what. no one gives a fuck. and then u delete and carry on with ur day
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ridiculousn3sswrites · 7 months
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I have an idea for a mammon fic
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