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First things first: Love the skeleton cowboy on the shirt. Im Richard, i cant afford dropout but i like the energy that escapes onto the web. Hades, DND, Zelda, Fallout and Leverage are all cool. (still havent watched Knives Out but its on the list... unfortunately its a long list)

Well Hey There, it's been a hot minute since I've been properly active on Tumblr, but the rest of the internet is rapidly crashing into more of a hellhole than this lovely hellsite. So I'm looking for more folks to follow, and hopefully to make some new buddies

Name: Lou (Luceferin, Skip, Skip To My, Art Gremlin) About Me: -I'm 31, turning 32 in September -I'm Agender + Asexual -AUDHD (autistic + adhd) -I have EDS, Fibromyalgia, Asthma, and I'm a tummy ache survivor -I'm an artist, and I'm gonna be posting a whole lot of work soon -I watch dogs and cats and will be posting very goodboys and gals Fandoms/Interests: -Dungeons and Dragons -Cowboys in general -LGBTQIA+ Studies/History -Games: Hades, Pyre, Bioshock, Fallout, Mass Effect, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Age, Red Dead Redemption, The Last of Us, Lethal Company -Shows/Movies: Leverage, Hilda, Ted Lasso, Golden Girls, X-Men '97, WWDITS, In the Flesh, Over the Garden Wall, Bob's Burgers, Pacific Rim, Annihilation, Knives Out, -Hellboy -Dropout TV -Podcasts: TMA, Wolf 359, Girl in Space, NADDPOD, MBMBAM, TAZ -Nature: Animals/Geology/Space -Spooky Shit -Body Positivity/Positivity in general -Probably so many more I have the brain RAM of a piece of wet cheese If you think we're a good match, reblog this with your info or send me a message!

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“Please stop listening to the world around you and shut the fuck up”

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So i have: A reporter for the "interesting times", named Maye Ulith Trio of wolf-men named Hugh Sunthirst, Wattson Sackhund and Alden Nofir-Bass (not a dickjoke or a pun, but classic comedic reference) Clair Voyant the fortuneteller. Isaac "Ike" Illdemal, Thor Defors Robert Banks Aife Eldown. "Rip Empath & Tara Masonder" Attorneys at law. Guilfort Tèparté ("Gilles" to his friends) Mathew Adore the bullfighter. Prisonguard named "Noah Scape" Alex Cuthor the serialkiller (especially good if you make the players think its a Lex Luthor parody first.) Well-connected summoner: Noah Guy, and for the dirty names specificly:

Piers Buttocks, Cherise "Cherry" Popper, Harrold Longwood, ("Harry") Davis Defrâns (pronounced pretentiously french) Bartholomew Enders the Tavernkeep. Connie Smells Michael Ropnis Susan "Sue" Gondies Katie Licker Cleo Taurus

I'm a DM in training gimme NPC names that are either subtle dick jokes or puns. (i.e. Richard Ryder)

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DND Idea: Google Chimera's

So i was joking around about using Googles Emoji Kitchen for Wild Magic Surges when i realised. They have like, a lot of pre-made art for animal+animal emoji. Some highlights

Turtlama, i'd base the stats around the Camel, increase its AC for the shell and give it an acid-based spit attack.

Unicano: like a Unicorn with the ability to cast Ashardalons Stride and Minute Meteors at will

Tigoat.

Goose-opus

Spiderhen, its got web, climbing speed, websense and a deafening crow. (Alternative Underdark variant: The Cockadrider)

Bee-at, Its honey can be used as an alternative material component for fireball.

Fungtle, it emenates toxic spores around itself and retreats into its shell for protection

Cactider. Like a regular spider but able to cast Hail of Thorns at will and deals piercing damage to anyone that attempts a failed melee attack against them.

The Leviruthan.

The Propa-Gander. (you are not immune to it)

#dnd ideas #Emoji kitchen #custom emoji #emoji #google #shitty dnd ideas #dnd

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Funny how all of you instantly go uwu Boba when he was a bounty hunter working for the EMPIRE PALPATONE but Kylo Ren is the horrible one

palpatone

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

#good edit #but should've been miles.

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dont forget the plane-arms.

… i admit it. I danced. src

the OG  (and if you don’t get it)

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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GHOST TRICK SPOILERS! Luke meets a black cat!

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Going down the options: 1-unlikely, this feels like a dangling plothook for future character crises. He'll be told somehow 2: Oh you're serious? Let me laugh even harder! as if Ladybug will tell Chat Noir anything ever. She didnt even tell him she had an invisible ally sneaking around that might see him detransform. If she didnt tell him about Rena Furtive, the existence of the guardian in Syren then she certainly doesnt respect Chat enough to endanger Adrien's Blissfull Ignorance by risking Chat telling people about Gabriel. 3: Unlikely, she's no longer as tongue-tripping around him as she used to be. But theoretically possible 4: The whole reason she's going with the lie is so she wouldnt. 5: Possible. 6: That requires Nathalie to respect adriens agency. (she cares about him, but verry much in an "i must shelter him from the truth" way. Even convincing Gabriel to let him go to school could be seen through the "get him away from miraculous-magic" lense) 7. Can Kwami reveal other Kwami's identities? Possible. I think Felix will tell him. He knows and he's not going to be happy about Ladybug lying to the whole world about this stuff.

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Its cause IVF cant do designer babies yet (pun intended)

I know Miraculous Ladybug is something most people gave up on a long time ago (maybe around the time the creator did a canonical self insert?), but I can't stop coming back to how ridiculous it is.

Spoilers Ahead I guess, if anyone still cares.

Like, a big reveal is that Adrien, Felix, and Kagami are all magically created and controlled creatures because their parents wanted kids (???) but couldn't have them.

And like. IVF and surrogacy exist????? And would easily explain why Adrien and Felix are identical?? And all their parents are rich as fuck and can definitely afford it???

But no. We've reached the 2020s without imploding as a society and they're still using the made-a-faustian-deal-for-a-child-and-whoops-the-cost-was-me trope? In a modern setting? This isn't Merlin, where they use it to fridge the queen and explain Uther's hate-boner for magic and also don't have the assistive reproductive technology we do.

Also, we know Miraculous has some level of reproductive assistance, because their lesbian teacher is expecting a kid. And given they excuse their lack of good writing with it being a kids show, I doubt they're implying she achieved that the 'old fashioned way' of getting a sperm donation. So, MLB definitely has IVF treatments.

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For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.