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A piece I made for @netamashii once upon a time

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🪷 Shimei, Shige and Da-shijie 🪷

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Jin Guangshan: Why don’t you prove yourself by writing tonight’s speech?

Jin Guangyao: Really? *starry eyed*

Jin Guangshan: Yeah! Just as long as you remember that this /whole/ alliance relies on it.

Jin Guangyao: :/ oh.

Nie Mingjue: It’s okay, you’re a /great/ writer.

Jin Guangyao: :(?

Nie Mingjue: I read your diary :)

Nie Huaisang: Lol I showed him where you hid it :)

Jin Guangyao: :/

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #yes that’s disenchantment

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new mdzs print 🤭 plan to do some similar ones for bingqiu, moshang and hualian

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Also this could also save WangXian years of heartache. If Wei Wuxian was having a Bad Day in CR but Shijie isn’t there to make him soup and play the Xianxian is only three game with him, he might just be a little vulnerable and thinking back to his days on the streets. Anyways, obviously the same basic premise, Lan Wangji’s hand gets too close and CHOMP-

This would be a horrible idea in the middle of class because all the people around would def spook WWX into running again and probably get himself kicked out, but it would likely end in soft words and hair pets and maybe even hugs from Wangji if they were alone in the library pavilion.

And not even in the Incense Burner Chapters way, I think WWX could give some SERIOUSLY wild puppy eyes and tears and sad noises (all of which would put LWJ in Horny Jail but only if he knows his soulmate is safe and okay first) and Wangji would just break and pull him into his arms and tell him he can keep biting if he needs to.

No one else has ever told WWX he could keep biting before. It’s always helping him feel safe and unclamp, or offering something else entirely, or even telling him off for biting at all.

But Wangji would just curl around him on the library floor and tell him he can use his arm if he really needs to, and that would just BREAK Wei Wuxian entirely.

I’m not even saying he’d maul LWJ, just nibble at his arm a bit and suck till he falls asleep right there.

Obviously, Xichen needs to be the one to find them because he’d hear Wangji out on what happened and help him clean up the mess and wake WWX up to bring him back to his rooms.

But. He’s also contacting Uncle Jiang about a betrothal, so, thank you for that Xichen.

No idea where the fic is going other than somehow possibly being a full on fix it au, but I think it’s really cute when feral boys bite. So. I think that Meng Yao should get startled one day and sink his wittle kitty fangs into Nie Mingjue’s arm and everyone just freezes because omfg DaGe was just reaching for that paper and now he’s got teeth in his arm and a panicking deputy and Meng Yao is thinking that NMJ is gonna get mad and kick him out of the Unclean Realm but Mingjue is all ‘omfg so cute, I remember the first time Huaisang did that too, I still have those marks’ and then gently starts petting his hair till Meng Yao lets go and he’s like apologizing like crazy but Mingjue is all *clutching chest* ‘MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THE CUTE’ and idk Huaisang probably laughed himself sick in the background. Mingjue could never kick you out and I doubt the Sword Captain would have become an issue at all because that is New Didi okay you could bare your wittle fangies at DaGe and he’d give you anything you wanted from this point on you can have A LITTLE murder as a treat if you’re good A-Yao. Just one. Maybe one sect idk.

Give me Meng Yao seeing a large male arm coming towards him from the side and just panic chomping but not letting go till DaGe calms him down with soft hair pets tho. That. That’s a good mental image.

#wangxian #Wangji def returns the favor with a nice shoulder mark :)

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No idea where the fic is going other than somehow possibly being a full on fix it au, but I think it’s really cute when feral boys bite. So. I think that Meng Yao should get startled one day and sink his wittle kitty fangs into Nie Mingjue’s arm and everyone just freezes because omfg DaGe was just reaching for that paper and now he’s got teeth in his arm and a panicking deputy and Meng Yao is thinking that NMJ is gonna get mad and kick him out of the Unclean Realm but Mingjue is all ‘omfg so cute, I remember the first time Huaisang did that too, I still have those marks’ and then gently starts petting his hair till Meng Yao lets go and he’s like apologizing like crazy but Mingjue is all *clutching chest* ‘MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THE CUTE’ and idk Huaisang probably laughed himself sick in the background. Mingjue could never kick you out and I doubt the Sword Captain would have become an issue at all because that is New Didi okay you could bare your wittle fangies at DaGe and he’d give you anything you wanted from this point on you can have A LITTLE murder as a treat if you’re good A-Yao. Just one. Maybe one sect idk.

Give me Meng Yao seeing a large male arm coming towards him from the side and just panic chomping but not letting go till DaGe calms him down with soft hair pets tho. That. That’s a good mental image.

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #nie mingjue #meng Yao #listen I’m on a feral baby brother Meng Yao kick lately and I’m not stopping #he deserves to be someone’s doted and adored baby brother

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mdzs reincarnation to modern times au nie huaisang is still playing spy x spy while jin guangyao is completely unaware in his own beautiful blissful world of pride and prejudice ft. lan xichen and the very annoying helicopter brotherparent that is nie mingjue. meanwhile xXxYilingPatriarchxXx and lwj12345 are playing gay chicken in the comments section of deviantart

#nhs has no idea why he needs to ruin this man he just knows he does #NMJ is chronically incapable of not being big brother shaped #wwx and lwj are revealing fetishes they won’t even write in their diaries in these comments

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Nie Mingjue: -and now I am coming to the receiving hall, where I will find my baby brother, and find- *opens doors to find a clear room with a nervous NHS waiting for him* -ah nothing unusual waiting for me. Good.

Nie Huaisang: *greats him, gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek, flutters about opening curtains and such* I’m so happy to have you home, DaGe, I hate having to Do Work while you’re away.

Nie Mingjue: Fair. I also hate having you in charge. Now I would like to sit on my sect throne and rule my territory, with the knowledge that my didi has not throw any parties in my absence.

Nie Huaisang: DaGe why are you talking like that?

Nie Mingjue: Sorry, I had a Qi Diviation on the way home.

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #yes that’s a Disenchantment quote lol #‘sorry I had a stroke on the way home’ KILLED ME #nie brothers

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“Only after having met you did I rediscover that it's such a simple thing to be happy.”💙

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Sect Leader Yao: *loudly ranting about WWX being evil and how he shouldn’t have ‘been invited’ as if the man hadn’t been forcefully summoned like a demon of some sort*

Nie Mingjue: …Sect Leader Yao?

SLYao: -what?

Nie Mingjue: *pointing down* Your robes are on fire.

SLYao: *runs out of the hall screaming when he can’t get it put out*

Other leaders: *trying to figure out if WWX was the one that set him on fire*

Wei Wuxian: *sitting behind a shielding array, both stuck and not wanting to tempt someone to attack him, actively hiding a confused A-Yaun behind his skirts* :)

A-Yaun: ??:)??

Jiang Yanli: *eagerly showing him Jin Ling and probably thinks WWX and JC managed this so WWX could be at his 100 day celebration, isn’t gonna ask where they can get in trouble*

Jiang Cheng: *thinking exactly the same thing but about Yanli and WWX, showing off his nice new hair pin Yanli got him*

Jin Zixuan: *just happy this is less horrible than he expected*

Lan Wangji: *giving WWX blinks of affection and love*

Wei Wuxian: :)

Nie Mingjue: …but who set Sect Leader Yao on fire?

Lan Xichen: I don’t know, but it’s so much more peaceful now :)

Meng Yao: *appears at NMJ’s elbow, holding hands with NHS and looking pleased* I found that array in Jin Guangshan’s office :) it’ll wear off in about five hours. They’ll be so excited when they realize they can pass him random objects through the shield :)

Nie Huaisang: I set Sect Leader Yao’s robes on fire :)

Nie Mingjue: Ohhh you two are just so cute, I am giving you both presents when we get home.

NHS & MY: :D

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #Meng Yao #nie mingjue #if NMJ had kept my #sangyao #this is both them as a ship #or just as NMJ’s tiny babey gremlin goblins #tbh he thinks of them that way in both cases #those are his precious didis and he’s gonna spoil them #NMJ is okay with nhs setting people on fire lol but as long as my is being less murdery he’s good with him

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Wangxian ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

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Our Hanguang Jun is no quitter!

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Nie Huaisang: *holding a bow and arrow* You guys wanna see some REAL talent?

Cloud Recesses kids: *looking at him cause maybe his talent is in something other than sabers*

Nie Huaisang: *releases the arrow, it goes right through the trees and clearly hits some sorta stone wall* Then you should have been looking at someone else.

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #nie huaisang

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regardless of gender or time period, Lan Xichen is ALWAYS going to tease Lan Wangji about Wei Wuxian :)

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Nie Minjgue: *blatantly lying* My brother would never do that, he’s the laziest man alive!

Meng Yao: *watched NHS stalk a songbird for 3 days to catch it* :/

Sect Leader Yao: *has been stalked and threatened by NHS for the past two months and is coming to beg for help to get rid of him* …I can’t refute that…

Nie Mingjue: Good, don’t! *plans on giving NHS a new set of paints later for his service, no idea why he did it but sure it was deserved*

#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #sect leader Yao #Nie brothers

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smoooochiieeesssss!

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from this post, couldn't resist. the narrative foils in this story are just so Juicy.