#incorrect untamed quotes

[restingdomface]

Nie Minjgue: *blatantly lying* My brother would never do that, he’s the laziest man alive!

Meng Yao: *watched NHS stalk a songbird for 3 days to catch it* :/

Sect Leader Yao: *has been stalked and threatened by NHS for the past two months and is coming to beg for help to get rid of him* …I can’t refute that…

Nie Mingjue: Good, don’t! *plans on giving NHS a new set of paints later for his service, no idea why he did it but sure it was deserved*

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[elvencantation]

Wei Ying: my fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Lan Zhan speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me

#he’s totally grinning btw #wangxian #wwx #lwj #wei ying #wei wuxian #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my incorrect quotes #source: twitter: gutterdaughter #though it was cornball not stupid #but on tumblr i saw stupid so here it is #it was a sterek one btw

[cloudvivi]

Jin Ling: Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.

Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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[uselesslycleverhuaisang]

Some random guy : Yiling Laozu! We have your child

Wwx : which one?

Random guy : he keeps reciting romantic poems! It's so annoying!

Wwx : Oh My God! That's Zizhen-

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[beautifulsmile-sadeyes]

Sizhui: This is a mistake

Jingyi: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Sizhui: But not today

Jingyi, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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[wwxisveryoblivious]

Wwx : I have an Idea!

Lsz : Does it involve self sacrificial acts?

Wwx : ...

Lwj : Wei Ying...does it?

Wwx :

Wwx : I...don't have any idea anymore

Lwj : that's what I thought

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[superiorjello]

Nie Huaisang, trying to find inspiration for his next story: How would you respond to 'hey baby, you make me so hard~'?

Jiang Cheng, ace as fuck: Good for you.

Huaisang, knowing this is doomed but now amused: Okay, how about 'I was thinking of you. Want you in my bed~'?

Jiang Cheng: I'm happy where I am, thanks.

Huaisang: Aren't you thinking of me? *pouts*

Jiang Cheng: No, I'm thinking about this paperwork. It's more interesting.

Huaisang: Part of me wants to be insulted, but really I'm just impressed.

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[redbayly]

Wei Wuxian: The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks.

Jiang Cheng: Well next time brush your teeth first.

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[noenvyy]

Incorrect MDZS

Wei Wuxian: Okay so, fuck, marry, kill: me, Jiang Cheng and Lan Zhan

Nie Huisang**without hesitation**: Angry sex with Jiang Cheng, Lan Wangji is obvious husband material and I’m killing you off. Boy, bye!

Wei Wuxian: What! No way, whhy??

Nie Huisang: **pfft** Bitch as if you would stay dead. 

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[sweatsnervously47]

TLDR The incense burner scenes from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation:

Wei Wuixian: Lullaby by The Chicks

Lan Wangji: Closer by Nine Inch Nails

#Dying thinking about this #wwx #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #incense #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect untamed quotes

[incorrectmodaozushiquotes]

Wwx: wise ~men~ say

Jc: oh god pls no

Nhs: only ~fools~ r u s h ~in~

Jc: im bouta rush u with this knife bestie I swear

Wwx: but I can’t help——

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[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: Hey class, welcome to my unboxing seminar *holds up a crow bar* let’s get right to it. *starts prying open a coffin*

Lan Sizhui: 👁️👄👁️

Lan Jingyi: 🤢

Jin Ling: 👁️👄👁️

Ouyang Zizhen: 😳

Wei Wuxian: *gets coffin open* …hey, I think I know this guy?

Jin Ling: *comes over with Sizhui while the other juniors cry* he ain’t got no head. You know this guy based off his abs?

Lan Sizhui: He��s also not wearing any pants :/

Wei Wuxian: Well, okay, listen, just wait a second, I just- what I MEANT WAS-

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[entitauwu]

Lan Wangji: 😐🙄😒🤨

Lan Xichen: so Wangji is happy today

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[cloudvivi]

Wei Wuxian: If you have 10 cookies, and I asked for 5, how many would you have?

Lan Shizui: None.

Wei Wuxian: it's basic math, it's not that har-

Lan Shizui: I would give you all of them because I love you.

Wei Wuxian:...

Wei Wuxian *holding back tears*: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.

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[uselesslycleverhuaisang]

Random guy : no one cares whether you live or die Yiling Laozu

Wwx : okay...?

Lwj : mn...

Random guy : see?! Even Hanguangjun agrees

Wwx : nah you misunderstood, lan Zhan actually meant same goes for you

Lwj : mn...

Random guy : what- *dies*

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[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

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