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Chapters: 5/9 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cormac McLaggen, Lee Jordan, Tracey Davis (Harry Potter), Ernie Macmillan Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Alternate Universe - College/University, Interns & Internships, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Developing Relationship, Getting Together, Lack of Communication, Denial of Feelings, Mutual Pining, Casual Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Eventual Happy Ending, Praise Kink, Semi-Public Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Non-Penetrative Sex, Dirty Talk, Possessive Behavior Summary:

She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”

Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”

“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.

[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hockey RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin Characters: Nicklas Backstrom, Alexander Ovechkin, Michael Latta, Tom Wilson, Andre Burakovsky, Washington Capitals Ensemble Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Trope Revision, Kneeling, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Overstimulation, Romance, Friends to Lovers, Rough Sex, Public Consensual S/M?, Not Public Sex Exactly Summary:

It takes him two months, one more heat, and the NHL omega entry course before he realizes that he was meant to let one of them take him through it.

They don't do it like that in Sweden, which Nicklas mans up and valiantly explains to the room after he makes it back from camp. They don't use humans as tools. All people are people, and Nicklas would never — he couldn't imagine having a teammate inside him every time he fell into heat, however willing they might be. His body is his own, and they all touch him far more than enough already.

He refrains from mentioning that last point to the team.

#RPF #NHL

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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Black Panther (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Erik Killmonger & T'Challa Characters: Erik Killmonger, T'Challa (Marvel), T'Chaka (Marvel), Ramonda (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Okoye (Marvel), Nakia (Black Panther), N'Jobu (Marvel), Erik Killmonger's Mother, Bast, Linda (Black Panther movies), W'Kabi (Marvel), Ulysses Klaue, Everett Ross, Zuri (Marvel) Additional Tags: Time Loop, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Wakanda (Marvel), Djalia | Ancestral Plane (Marvel), Erik Killmonger Lives, Family Summary:

N’Jadaka didn’t believe in the gods of his people. But belief was not a prerequisite of the gods’ attention, and the blood of the Panther tribe ran in N’Jadaka’s veins. Bast took hold of his soul in her mighty jaws and lifted it free of his body. She gave him a warning shake, just as she would a misbehaving kitten, and set him back. With one careful claw, she tweaked his path through time into a twisting loop. Wayward and abandoned though he was, N’Jadaka was still of her tribe. He could set things right, if given the chance.

Erik gets a do-over. Erik gets a lot of do-overs. Or: Erik Killmonger's own personal version of Groundhog Day, only with a lot more murder, dying, trips to the ancestral plane, awkward family conversations, and divine intervention.

#MCU #Black Panther

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini Characters: Harry Potter, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Dolores Umbridge, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape Additional Tags: Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst, Torture, Minor Character Death, Parseltongue, Hurt/Comfort Series: Part 9 of July Celebration Fics 2018, Part 1 of Vellum and Serpentine Summary:

AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue.

#Harry Potter #Blaise Zabini

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You and I, we're alike.

Been in tomarry brainrot and i'm still waiting for full circle to update (i might be delulu)

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Matt Bomer as Neal Caffrey White Collar 5.09 "No Good Deed"

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Literally had a box set of the whole series. That exact cover illustration was on that book. I read them over and over and remember them being my first "big girl" books, so in a way, they're responsible for my love of reading. Also a brief desire to be a teacher when I was 6. That lasted until I was 7 and realized I didn't like children even when I was one. :D

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Draco Malfoy from “Let the dark in” by @senlinyuwrites

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(ungrateful) valentine

#Dramione #Draco Malfoy #Hermione Granger #Harry Potter

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I just about died laughing.

Happy Lunar New Year from my favorite dragon 🐉🐉🐉

You know Draco is going to be insufferable this year after finding out 2024 is the year of the dragon lol

D: “Oh I’m sorry Granger, who’s year is it again?”

D: “No I don’t think I’ll apologize to Potter it’s my year after all if anything he should apologize to me”

D: “Well, Granger the next time you get your own year be sure to notify me so I can submit name recommendations. ‘The Year of the Swot’ has a nice ring to it don’t you think?” 😂😂😂

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One of the highlights of being an artist is putting your favorite characters in silly little outfits…like dragon onesies 🐲 I wanted to make him a dragon but didn’t feel like drawings scales so this was my solution 🫣 I’ve been calling him Slumber Party Draco to myself like he’s a themed Barbie doll lolol

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Like giving a dorito to a Victorian child 🫣🤣

Hermione has Draco try muggle soda and he was not prepared for the sugar levels 🥤

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One-shot teaser: Tired by his failures, Bellatrix Lestrange curses her own nephew to take the form of his namesake and locks him up in Gringotts for one purpose.

"Stay in here, AND GUARD MY VAULT!" she says. "Simple enough, yes?"

OR: Veela Draco but with the addition of him being the Gringotts dragon, and nobody knows until he barges in Hogwarts grounds looking for more treasure but finds a mate instead👀👀

Happy year of the dragon, y'all!!

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AORP is up again in Ao3🙌🏼🙌🏼!!

FF:

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Some dragons mate for life, others not. Those that do have more things in their nest to attract and gift to their partner of choice.

But there was one problem. He was a dragon, she was not.

FF:

#Dramione #art

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All The Things

Hello, lovelies! It's a fandom old here, trying to jump back into all things fangirl. Adulthood took over for a long time and then it occurred to me that I was spending way too much time in the real world. So, enter me jumping back into the fictional places and people that kept me going when I was younger. Turns out, it still keeps me going. And I have skills now that let me enjoy it even more! So this Tumblr is partly fangirl and partly a little experiment to see if I can combine my two worlds.

I'm an editor and proofreader by trade. I'm a beta reader on the side. My nose is in a book every chance I get and fanfiction has taken over my life lately. So, I'm more than willing to do the same for you fanfic authors out there. Anything to get my hands on more stories!

If some of you are looking to have someone do that kind of work on your original writing, you can find me for hire on Fiverr or contact me here and buy me a Ko-fi when we're done! I can't wait to be a part of the fandom craziness again! Looking forward to getting to know all of my fellow fanpeople (especially all my other olds)!

#beta reader #beta reading #proofreading #proofreader #editor #fandom #Harry Potter #SPN #asoiaf #Fanfiction #Fanfic #ao3 #writing