"I won't simp for another ghoul, it's not gonna happen again-"
"IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN"
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I'm developing an interest in barbecuing. In fact, when I get my big girl house, I want to have an underground pit in the backyard.
Now all I can think about is your friendly neighborhood asshole Graves being a damn good pitmaster and worming his way into your heart and pants with his amazing ass barbecue.
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I need to write something about ghost getting rid of a body for his sweet little neighbour who accidentally kills a piece of shit man and has no idea what to do
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"fucking a fallout ghoul would give you mad radiation poisoning" baby...listen...ghoul cum could melt through me like xenomorph blood and I would still be milking it outta them like an enthusiastic dairy farmer. wringing them dry like a towel. slurp slurp.
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When artists draw ghost or price:
when artists draw ghost or price with a soft stomach instead of cut abs:
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Everyone says that there are only fight or flight as options but they forget the third option ... fuck. I can't fight or run but I'll give up my pussy for a man in a mask ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I have never wanted anything more
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oh no where did my feminism go!
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How big do you think the 141 boys dicks are??
wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
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The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
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He's actually so fit its criminal
i still can't get over it
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