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#OH MY GOD #star trek #ru paul's drag race #i think??? #dear god RUN

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#cat loaf #cat salad #the Largest Crouton

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What are some things about gay sex everyone should know?

Not everyone has defined top or bottom roles.

Condoms are just as important for gay couples as they are for straight ones

When you first start bottoming, it feels like you have to take a massive dump.

Depending on the top, bottoming can make you very, very gassy.

Sometimes if you were at the bottom while barebacking (sex without a condom) you shart some lube and semen.

Sometimes after sex, if the top uses too much lube (very rarely an issue) you end up pooping blobs of lube after sex.

It's ok to tell your partner it's your first time.

Breeding is more psychological than physical

A penis tastes about the same as a finger, in terms of texture and stuff.

Always try to poop beforehand if you know you're going to have sex soon

For the love of god, mind your teeth when you're sucking him off.

Lightly play with the opening of the penis with your tongue

Pee after sex.

If something hurts, STOP. Don't power through it. Pain is your body's way of saying something is injuring you. Pain = Stop, slow down, readjust.

If you want to be a pro-ass eater, don't just lick his hole, make out with it.

Don't just go in and start choking them

If you want to be a good top, you're going to have to bottom a few times

Use more lube than you think is necessary

Getting STD tests is always a good idea whenever you get a new partner

Consent is key and can be revoked at any point in time.

Gay sex doesn’t create HIV out of thin air.

#gay sex #some good stuff to know i suppose

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paleolithic sniper posts up in the window of the slab depository, opens a briefcase, assembles a big rock piece by piece, and finally screws on a silencer

#comic

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

#ksjsks #big cat high #am tagging #furries

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NBC Hannibal (2013-2015)

#nbc hannibal #kdkskkd #RIP

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This porno didn’t fuck around

#to the last man #raging stallion studios #like that one lion movie but with gay porn

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

#johhny bean green

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

#him fumking fromsting #):

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Serval cat see, serval cat do.

#serval cat #what do you see brother???? #ah it is a bird #shall we chitter?

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

#fhfbbvvb #cocaine

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#april 25th #miss congeniality

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#bones #so cool so EVIL

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

#feelings #jhhhhhh

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Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

#oh fuck OFF #Mauro C. Martinez (American

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The amount of interesting research about placoderms in recent years gives me life.

They are such goobers.

Dunkleostes, Amazichthys, Alienacanthus and Entelognathus

#placoderms #ohmm #OH???

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a meme post @bothoutsiders made me draw (source)

#jaytim #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #jhfhfghfhfh OH MY GOD