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happy 4/13 we are over the moon

#this is the best update ever we missed him so much #dirk strider #ult dirk #i want to hit him with a metal pipe #upd8

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guys i think he knows how to fight

#if anyome knows what this is we will do free art and also kiss you

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breaking: near-omniscient depressed man finds near-omniscient gay mans secret yaoi fanfiction

#dirkjohn #john egbert #ult dirk is offscreen trust #technically ult dirkjohn #said fanfic is of the 2 of them hes in his yearning era

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#dirkjohn

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Hes literally us

#I love sims #dirkjohn

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a staring contest victory that they will share

#dirk strider #john egbert #dirkjohn

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THIS GHOST is BREAKING IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! Fortnite Style. I love sims

#ignore the two in the back #this aint about them #ult dirkjohn #I love sims

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hello tidepoders this is a psa to vote for snow for the sake of ult dirk's massive fucking knockers please and thank you have a tidetastic day

#this means so much to us at tidepodhq #ultimate dirk #ult dirk #dirk strider #maintagging him because this is of the utmost importance

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paranormal hunting at 3am not clickbait (gone wrong)

#i want to put them on an island and study what they do #davejake #dave strider #jake english

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Work notes

#i love john egberts Fat fucking ass #dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert

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the guys

#dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #squish them like bugs #affectionately

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Row mance

#davekat

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Hi guys!

#davekat

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dave inherited depression thru his brother's milk

#Good lird #real #so real

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keep calm and

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can the baby survive eating a tide pod

[ You receive a TIDEPOD. You’re sure this w— wait what the fuck. ]

[ :( ]

#sigh. tide pod not consumed. it is probably good for the babys health good job ro bro #baby dirk

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#i didnt say that