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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear

#so real #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #sandra lynn faeth #gilear faeth #bobby dawn #gorthalax the insatiable #jawbone o'shaughnessey

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#honor the cock #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #kristen applebees #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring

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call me a shrimp monster the way i’m weird and nasty

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers

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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear

#OP I SEE THE VISION #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #kipperlilly copperkettle #riz gukgak

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absolutely NEED a pretty woman to put her canine teeth in the side of my neck rn

#figcore #but specifically abt zara

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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...

#long hair gorgug is canon to me #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #riz gukgak

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

#I FEEL THIS SO HARD ABOUT ADAINE #she’s aroace #she’s a lesbian #she’s bisexual specifically for oisin #etc #adainecore

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and what if i cry?? what then?

RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE

#my girl… #look how much she’s grown #kristen applebees #buddy dawn #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high

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“sidesaddle cause i’m a lady” emily i’m kissing you so hard through the screen

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fig faeth #figueroth faeth

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rip ayda aguefort she's not dead she's just in plot jail for being too powerful and lovely and perfect 💔💔

#so true bestie #ayda would have solved the mystery in the first 5 mins #dimension 20 #ayda aguefort #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers

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anyway if the eugenia shadow is the ghost fig did steal her lunch on day one. incredible.

#WHAT IF #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fig faeth #figueroth faeth

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they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview

#codycore

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you’re adaine abernant. you walk into the central building of a foreign government where your sister is wanted (with said sister) and ask an official how they produce boners. then you explain that your mother is being chased by a van with hands (instead of wheels), that fleek is no longer used to describe the state of your eyebrows, and negotiate a “Step Up 2: The Streets”-style dance competition to establish your salary as elven oracle. This is a wildly successful conversation for you.

#god i love her #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #adaine abernant

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Fantasy High Dashboard Simulator:

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why did a high schooler just campaign for student body president at my union meeting

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she’s the only politician I respect btw

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didn’t get a date to prom everyone manifest a dragon attack or smth

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by sol this can’t be happening

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“kinda gay to be a private investigator, whose privates are you investigating” NO ONE’S I’M AROACE LEAVE ME ALONE

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why the nightmare king kinda…… but I would never…. unless? 👀😏

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trapped in a hellscape

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one time i got so high on gorgenfern i learned the name of the only true god

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what was it

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brennan

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“the best revenge is letting go and living well” WRONG. ADAINE’S FURIOUS FISTS. 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

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thank galicaea there’s not one of those evil versions of my blog 😅

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yeah that’d be crazy

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#FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD #dimension 20 #fantasy high

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imagine that you meet god and god looks like you when you were 14

#kristencore #cassandracore

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Spell that marries two people.

#spell of ordained minister #not d20 #but kind of d20