randomshitmybrothersays

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My leg was fucking twitching because I wanted to kick someone into the gates of hell… like a soccer ball!

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They’re been up to some funky shit in their m e t h l a b

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My brother: lap dance satan *magical leprechaun music in the background*

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My brother: what the fuck is jpop?

Me: it’s Japanese pop music

My brother: w h a t

Me: yeah, it’s a genera, like how bts is a kpop group

My brother: what they fuck is a bts? Bible Trilogy Study?

#my brother is a dumb fuck #bts

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My brother, with absolutely no context: what if the murders were staged?

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Oop, Rudy is staring lustfully at the chickens again!

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I have a headache because I accidentally snorted part of a meat stick.

#shitpost

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Quirky, I don’t have a soulmate I just bit my kneecaps

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How do you lettuce? Oh boy!

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Clouds are a myth. They were planted by the government to watch us.

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Hey, Look at my shiting corn baby

#shitpost #cornhub

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My brother bursting into my room: I just got the two best songs in a row! Little bunny foo foo, and sticks and stones from how to train your dragon!

#shitpost #how to train your dragon

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🎶Into a bullet train, watching some children🎶

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My brother: Bring him to god? Does that involve killing him? Please don’t kill him!

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Are you a gay taco?

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*My little brother and I playing roblox* him: no no, you were going somewhere with that. Put porta potty back on.

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My brother to my dog: you deep throated that lollipop didn’t you? You fucking slut.