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I want to move into a lighthouse. The whole insanity bit is an extra amenity!!

#lighthouse #its just a funky little job!

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yk i usually say i hate living in my hometown and wish to leave asap... but im going to miss the dumbest things. like how early fall fog just swallows everything whole in the mornings or how you can go into the woods and have a staring contest with a deer. im not going to miss most of the people but im going to miss their accents and speech?? weird and evil 

#hometown #longwinded sorry

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how do people make such good software and then not expect people to pirate it? looking at you adobe. i will steal your shit.

#this is a promise #but it is also a joke! #please dont take me to court #i just like the way adobe premiere pro works

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the best thing about following old internet safety rules is that most people have no concrete idea of what i look like. the only times ive showed my face have been on video.... i could be an smart ass crow and no one would know 

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hey remember this funny little post i made 2 hours ago? IN MY FORMAL FUCKING LAB PAPER I SPELLED ELECTROPHORHESIS RIGHT BUT SPELLED SYMPTOMS WRONG. KILL ME !

this is a formal apology to anyone who has ever seen me type for like 2 mins and received a one/two word reply, get jbaited ! my mental spell check is fucked ! 

#dissolving #clowning like the little science clown i am

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this is a formal apology to anyone who has ever seen me type for like 2 mins and received a one/two word reply, get jbaited ! my mental spell check is fucked ! 

#how and why did we invent standardized spelling . why #i doubted how to spell piece yesterday #devastating.

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listen October 3rd is currently celebrated as “Mean Girls Day” but it is ALSO one of the dates of the fucking Battle of Philippi. So basically early roman Mean Girls but Caesar got stabbed instead of hit with a bus.

#political murder is pretty fetch #its also my birthday but thats not as important

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i think the person standing emoji has become ingrained in my personality now. and honestly? it could be worse

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how do you resist the urge to start writing an entire dissertation after someone completely fucks up talking about a subject you love/study? like you can’t do it like that?? hello??

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being creative is making shit and then never showing it to anyone in fear of it being bad. i get this is so flawed but . MAN 

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ok so i play in two campaigns on saturdays, and i got to thinking about my characters in those campaigns and how they would interact. and now you get to think about it too :D. gallium and nimue would be a verrrryyyy interesting pair. technically they’re both criminals, but their criminal dynamics are very different. they’ve both worked for an entity with a flair for the boring office aesthetic (galli worked for malefis, goddess of death and nim worked for [REDACTED]). They have some other similarities too, but it wouldn’t be any fun to give out spoilers!!  nim would definitely remind galli of someone in her party ;).   If galli wasn’t a Chronic Mom Figure she would absolutely try to strangle him. or maybe give him life advice. depends on the situation. 

#a barbarian and a rogue.. what could go wrong #so much.

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:D bestie you just remembered two terrible things about your childhood 1. being gaslight and gatekeeped by an adult who told you your only purpose was to DIE !  2. them trying to trigger your prophecy but killing you !! but then backing out because someone said how fucked up it was last moment !! 

if you are not mentally in shambles rn i dont trust you /lh

a good dnd day is watching your fellow party member be destroyed by their character arc. I get to sit back and sip my tea while you get ABSOLUTELY RAPTURED and I love that energy for the both of us <3

#character development #but what the fuck !

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a good dnd day is watching your fellow party member be destroyed by their character arc. I get to sit back and sip my tea while you get ABSOLUTELY RAPTURED and I love that energy for the both of us <3

#joking #lighthearted #but still good luck buddy #character growth is a great look on you

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It’s that time where I’m looking back at all the characters I’ve made for campaigns that didn’t finish. I feel kinda guilty? I wish I knew how it would have ended. ESPECIALLY miss madame lotus. you southern goth bitch. 

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this is a callout post for @flesvian. You know that asking me when I’m going to run a campaign will make me put on my little jester gear and YKW? I’m jestering. Because now I’m thinking. You’re playing chess and it’s working you rat /lh

#dnd #dnd campaign #well fuck #play the clown music

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my dilemma with the smeltbraids, the loves of my life

be me. making a character for a campaign. you decide hey, why not have her be a mom? for fun? WRONG. I AM NOW SO ATTACHED TO MY THREE SONS  AND FEEL EXTREMELY GUILTY FOR LEAVING THEM (WHICH WASN’T EVEN MY FAULT). JUST. I’M SO PROUD OF THEM. AND THEY AREN’T EVEN REAL. I- 

#dnd ocs #character bleed #god fucking damn it #why do they keep marrying nobles

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sometimes you have themes in your characters. mine just happen to be happy-go-lucky child, milf, crimeTM, fuck-up, and nerd. 

#dnd #character building