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people who dont like cats….

just curious if you guys will reblog with your pettiest dating red flag in the tags… mine is people who put ketchup on hot dogs. absolutely NOT 🤚🚫

#sorry its sus as hell #cats have done nothing #dating red flag

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amok time my BELOVED

Watching star trek tos is actually awesome because I get to watch the origin of so many fandom tropes that we still use today and I think that's beautiful. I'm overjoyed that this is where the concept of fuck or die and heats came from.

#tos #star trek #star trek tos #AMOK TIME #actually peak tv

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

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Barbie Star Trek AU

I come barring art. I hope y’all like them.

Here we have another batch of uniforms because I’m indecisive and I can’t just stick to one idea.

And here we have Barbie’s Communicator, Phaser, and Tricorder.

#yes.

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they say shit like this and the world expects us to be NORMAL about it?

SETTING MYSELF ON FIRE 🥴😵‍💫

#to be honest tumblr is the most sane and hinged place there is #all the thoughts surface level

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im saving this.

I made a TV bingo for the upcoming prime series.

#sometimes i wish for a nuclear winter

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i just turned to my roommate and said “its meee” but im so fuckin fr

full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

#listen the science fiction can be science fiction #BUT USE THE RIGHT TERMS #goddamn

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bones deserves to swear SO MUCH

i wholeheartedly believe that so many of tos’ problems with bones saying weird shit to spock would have been solved if the network censors would have just let the writers swear, because so many times it just sounds like they wanted him to call spock a bitch so badly but Couldn’t

#he deals with so much bullshit #not always spock but *glances at amok time* sometimes

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i like to tell the whole story and then be like “long story short im FUCKED” and the entire story was about something entirely mundane and boring

#i like to keep my life exciting #even if nothing is happening #keep ya on your toes

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it keeps the darkness at bay

i’m sad -> i look at images of my ~40 year old man of choice -> i twirl my hair and kick my legs -> i think crazy thoughts -> i feel okay -> rinse repeat

#theres so many of them #enumerated #fandom

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amazing

hello rabid arcade fans (me im one of them)

im gonna eat him uppp bro

#arcade gannon #fallout #fallout new vegas #o7

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hes like an inch away from gentle parenting them every episode and its GREAT

james t. kirk is a better captain to a 400 people ship than some people are parents to one single child and i think about that a lot

every time there's a scene where kirk gets a little harsh and then immediately steps back, apologizes and explains why he's in a bad mood i have to take a step back and remind myself that i am an adult and i do not need this fictional man to adopt me

#tos #star trek #james t kirk #james t kirk is a father

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#CAWWWWW

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#like to charge reblog to cast #RAHHH #pleasepleasepleasepleasrplesad

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

#ooooooo

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Jim kirk sweaty shirt 🥵🤯

#eyes bug out cartoonishly #awooga #tos #jim kirk #st tos #star trek tos

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this is physically painful i can feel my heart ache