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HI.. HIW R U⁉️

GOOD ! I THINK ILL START WRITING AGAIN WHEN SUMMER APPROACHES !!!

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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me when i die

#LMFAOAOAOAOOO

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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do u like cats or dogs. ANSWER NEOWW

BOF !

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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Stop why is ur theme so clean.

WAAAHHHH THANK U

this is actually the first time i’ve ever themed a blog fr 😭 my other accs just generally match colors but this is the first blog ive actually put a “theme” on

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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HEADCANONS MASTER LIST ! (no body type, race, gender, etc.)

key:

malewife squad (thoma, diluc, childe)

DCKZ (idol! diluc, kaeya, childe, and zhongli)

4NEMO ( idol! venti, aether, kazuha and xiao)

middle schoolers ( genshin teen/tweens)

tall whores ( diluc, kaeya, zhongli and childe )

old ( writing I had fun with, but came out terrible. love it still )

recc ( my personal favs!! )

GENSHIN MEN

modern hcs ( malewife squad )

s/o with horns

getting lost in ikea

long distance relationship w/ 4nemo

notes they pass in class

house husbands

jealousy hcs

reacting to ur period

highschool sweethearts

putting the star on the bigass tree ( tall whores )

and they were roommates

ice skating date

reactions to u crushing a watermelon with ur thighs

idol!dckz with idol!s/o

dying s/o ( xiao, scara, childe and kazuha )

monster nerd s/o ( diluc, kaeya and albedo )

Okay GENSHIN WOMEN

highschool sweethearts

GENSHIN TEENS

( in the drafts !)

serious works, archived :

thanato’ temptation, unfinished.

harbingers with a traitor s/o ( recc )

baby, it’s cold outside, ( old )

childe wrapping his scarf around you, drabble. ( recc )

u getting jelly bc childe is a natural whore magnet ( old )

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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— [ 🎞 ] NOTES THEY PASS IN CLASS ( GENSHIN MEN )

📍. give me validation and follow me‼️

KAEYA sends gossip he finds, or makes fun of the teacher. While you’re scribbling the formula, he throws a paper ball commenting on the principal’s receding hairline. But whenever he’s writing notes to you, and then gets picked on to answer since he wasn’t paying attention, he always gets it right somehow, and all the teachers hate him for it.

DILUC gives you the answers when he sees you struggling. yk those hot dry texters ? Yeah, that’s diluc. “The answers are in the questions after. You’ll be fine.” AND IT JSUT?/&/ and when he passes it to you when he does to turn in his test, he gives you a little nod, and god damn you are about to suck the trauma out of this mans dick because that test is hard as FUCK.

ZHONGLI rants about something in his day, or information that reminded him of you. Or maybe even facts about the topic you may need, or little myths revolving around the subject you’re learning. When he sends them, they’re always folded so symmetrical?? Sometimes he’ll fold them into dragons or animals and they’ll be so good?? AND ITS HARD UNWRAPPING THE NOTE BC U WANNA KEEP IT..

VENTI sends notes like, “lol I brought dvalin in my bag.” How is your pet bird not dead?? You scoot in closer as you play with him in Venti’s bag, and the amount of fucking animals he brings randomly to the classroom?? He brought a hamster once but it jumped in the toilet and was never seen again.

CHILDE doesn’t know what’s going on. “I don’t get the math help me :(“ His handwriting is big and the sad face is even more obnoxiously big. Ever since you’ve tutored him, (so he wouldn’t get kicked out of the ice hockey team) he’s been asking you to go to his games ever since. The brains to his brawn. <3

SCARAMOUCHE is a fucking bully. “ur forehead is big btw” gets thrown at you and you have to calm yourself down before you start pulling his ugly ass bowl cut. He really thought he ate? You throw it back with a , “Lets see what’s under the hat bitch, you got a bald spot or sum?” This form of teasing being thrown back and forth starts to become more than simple banter, in the following weeks.

XIAO tutors you in comp sci, and holy shit he’s good with his hands. Play us like one of ur glow in the dark keyboards..and god are his hands fast when they type. Instead of doing work, he’ll email you and you’ll both go at it back and forth, him making fun of your game dmg and you calling him a meta-slave. Yeah, all fun and games until the school looks at your school emails. goodluck

ALBEDO isn’t patient in things that don’t interest him. Expect a, “god can this teacher ever shut up” written hastily as he kicks his legs under the desk to pass the time. Usually he scribbled the other classes homework, and gets caught all the time. He already knows all the answers, so the teacher can’t call on him either.

THOMA puts notes in your bag, pencil case, planner, anywhere you’ll eventually see them is placed there with little reminders on tests, or just pick-me ups and ideas for the weekends. He’ll probably sneak in a snack if you haven’t been eating properly, with a “Eat more :(“ post-it on the ziplock.

KAZUHA sends crappy poetry or quotes in books he finds that remind him of you. “You smell like the sun, and taste like the moon..”. Boy, what the hell?? He’ll send you little doodles of cats and a compliment, or even shove all the drafts of his poetry into your locker in passing. So cliche and sappy, but it’s Kazuha.

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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OMG! Im so happy I found ur account, I've been looking for writers that write black readers for like an hour fdsasdfjh

glad to be of service :)

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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NAWT CPR

THIS CAT IS TAKING UP HALF OF MY BED‼️ I SWEAR, IM GOING TO FALL OFF AND HE REFUSES TO MOVE⁉️ anyways, any song recommendations? 😋

CPR by CupkakKe

OUT LIKE A LIGHT, Honeysticks

WET by Daisy and the Scouts

CRAZY by Willie Nelson

TEST ME by Melanie Martinez

DRAMATURGY by Eve

WINE RED by The Hush Sound

BYE THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF ATM…

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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kaeya x black!reader - general hcs

requested by: absolutely no one but i know y’all wanted it

a/n: NIGGAS RULE MONDSTADT 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 this one is kinda short 🙁 apologies

bitch when i tell you nobody can fuck with y’all

i mean NO BUH DAY!!!

if you’re more the serious type, kaeya’s attitude and personality definitely would’ve rubbed off onto you over time

you him and lisa together is so funny

you three meet in the library after hours and just gossip about the town LMFAOO

fairly early in the relationship, maybe a few months in, he’d take you down to diluc’s tavern not only to drink but to meet diluc himself

diluc is sick of him but he’ll put on a front and say “nice to meet you” bc he’s polite <3

you’d see venti there at the bar with what looks to be three wine glasses around him and one in his hand and you like “⁉️ nigga ain’t you like twelve ⁉️⁉️”

you and rosaria aren’t allowed to interact ever because the outcome is always bad

she either helps kaeya corrupt you into recklessness or you’re already like that so you just wreak havoc everywhere you go for bullshit’s sake

walk into dragonspine with no supplies or warm clothing for no reason other than to be a menace

kaeya would like your hair

and subconsciously twist a curl around his index finger while he’s doing paperwork or whatever

BRO

LMFAOOOO

HE LETS YOU DO HIS PONYTAIL

YOU SLICK THAT HOE DOWN!!!!

ITS GIVING INSTAGRAM HAIRSTYLIST

no diss to ig hairstylists y’all are great at what you do 🙏🏾

you two would go adventuring together a lot

any hilichurl that come within twenty feet of you getting murked

imagine getting your ass whooped by some hard water

L 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

do y’all remember that one quest that came up at the beginning of the game with the fake treasure in the ruin that kaeya only told traveler about so a treasure hoarder would take the bait

yeah you’d be traveler LMFAO

he’d be like “bae my grandfather has a highly valuble pirate heirloom hidden in a disguised ruin do you wanna roleplay captain jake and the neverland pirates i’ll be jake”

i have absolutely no recollection of that show but they treasure hunted right

anyway

you’d do it and be like </3 bc AINT SHIT AT THE RUINS

he’s like “im sorry stink stink 💔” and he’d give you a treasure he’d already been holding onto as a gift for u bc he wouldn’t want you to go home empty handed

hm

u have ur own taste in music but you also enjoy what kaeya enjoys

idk kaeya just seems like the kind of person to like the kind of music that you would hear in a rich person’s house as you walk past one of their eleven fountains

makes him feel classy 😋

hold on let me find one

ok im back

quarto de hotel by hareton salvanini or reflections by toshifumi hinata

bam

theres ur references 💯

ok anyway

u two like to just relax to that kind of stuff

after a long day u lay on his chest and just

breathe

the classical instruments quietly play in the background, almost portraying the unspoken appreciation you have for each other through the notes played

u guys have matching rings

not for like engagement or anything like that

just a cute lil accessory u both have

you can consider them promise rings if you like

kaeya toys with it when he misses you and vice versa

just twisting it around

your vision would probably be installed onto it actually

um

yeah im out of ideas im so sorry