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it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard

#;about pornstache

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                                                   eugene     francis     carter                                                    jeanette frances darville

                                                    { not just a pretty face }

                                                   indie    original    character                                                    (19th century main verse)                                                    semi-private and selective                                                    nsfw  and  triggers  tagged                                                    multiverse and  single-ship

#gONN A BE HERE A LOT YAAAS #;ooc #;self promo

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i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

#;about pornstache #same tho

[pxrnstache]

i havent fallen off the face of the earth im just lazy drunk jerkoff trash and my computer broke lmao

#;ooc

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guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.

#;ooc

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➪ ɪᴄᴏɴ ɢɪᴠᴇᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ!

okay so I was going to do this earlier but I forgot all about it and I reached my milestone yesterday so I decided I wanted to do a thing for y’all because you are all precious and I’m glad I’m following all of you lovely people. Thanks for enduring my idiocy/me in general. I’m going to spare you all sappy things because this is just a giveaway so—————

PRIZES:

——1st: 100 (100x100) icons [or gif icons] of an fc of your choice. ——2nd: 50 (100x100) icons [or gif icons] of an fc of your choice. —— 3rd: 25 (100x100) icons [or gif icons] of an fc of your choice.

RULES:

—— likes/reblogs count. —— you need to advise me if you want them watermarked, plain (so you could edit them yourself) or with a border. —— that’s it sue me.

icon examples ; giveaway ends oct. 31st!

#;giveaway

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"tell us about yourself"

#;about pornstache

[pxrnstache]

                                    Don’t let his dapper appearance fool you                       He’s not really a gentleman, he’s a criminal in nice clothes, he’ll                       rob you blind just for  kicks.  Herbert  J.  Darville, pipe addict,                       borderline alcoholic,  compulsive liar and closeted homosexual.                       Indie oc account, the blog  will have nsfw  content  but all  will                       be tagged and under read more if I think it  should be, I ask that                       you please read the rules, bio and verse s pages before rping.

                           Home          Rules          Bio          Ask          Verses

#;promo #BABE

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                                                   eugene     francis     carter                                                    jeanette frances darville

                                                    { not just a pretty face }

                                                   indie    original    character                                                    (19th century main verse)                                                    semi-private and selective                                                    nsfw  and  triggers  tagged                                                    multiverse and  single-ship

#;self promo #oOPS brickyboo made another blog

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Some of my favorites from OITNB.

#;turdbags #;pussy magnet #scrEAMs

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#;about pornstache #im too far gone

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FANGIRL CHALLENGE [9/10] Tv Shows » Orange is the New Black. ”Work hard to make something as beautiful and meaningful as you can, and when you’re done, pack it in and know it was all temporary..”

#;turdbags #fck

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I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

#;about pornstache #same

[pxrnstache]

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

#;about pornstache #literally kick me in the face

[pxrnstache]

#i just broke my piggy bank i have £11.47 how depressing is that #;ooc #i need to marry me a rich old man asap

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I am always wanting to write Rated R material threads but I’m never sure of who would be comfortable doing so. Can roleplayers please reblog this post if you are fully comfortable writing mature subjects in your threads? { Blood, Gore, Rape, Murder, Alcohol and drug use, Hack&Slash etc. } I’d like to find out by this post who IS comfortable with these types of roleplays rather than making someone uncomfortable just by asking. Thank you!

#;ooc #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OITNB Motion Web Banner.

#;turdbags #george ilysm