war never changes
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So Mr. Riddler, you were born on April Fools Day? First of all, Happy Birthday! Second, I'm dying to know: have you and Mr. Joker ever come to blows? Over that or anything else?
Frankly, whatever the Joker has said or not in the past has meant very little to me to spark some sort of dispute, verbal or otherwise. He did drop by at my home once or twice, but I managed to wrangle him out. And he's dead and rotting now either way, so I guess we'll never know, will we?
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No worst date to be born in, I'd say.
It may be my birthday, but at what cost?
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It may be my birthday, but at what cost?
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This keeps tickling my brain, but I have something to take care of. Ta, for now.
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Yeehaw. 69 boops.
Saving my 69th boop for Oswald or Jervis.
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If your URL were "Uranus" today would be a very funny day.
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Saving my 69th boop for Oswald or Jervis.
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If only the Bat would let me die.
IT'S EDDIES BIRTHDAY KILL HIM
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I could maximize the amount of boops per minute.
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1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN
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Therizinosaurus cheloniformis
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That only reminds me of the drinking bird you have in your office. You should come see it too, if you'd like. I'm sure you'll like him. It still needs a lot of work, but something is something, as they say.
Ahh, Jurassic Park. I was originally going for a small raptor, but then I figured one of these would be more challenging.
My first prototype is done.
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My first prototype is done.
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What, now? I can show you tomorrow in person, if you want.
My first prototype is done.
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Hello, Oswald. I've been working on a little friend to keep me company, amid all the work. Mostly for experimentation purposes and fun: a robotic compsognathus that learns from its surroundings and interactions.
My first prototype is done.
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i take as much ketchup as i can from mcdonalds any time im able to get in and i keep half of it in a box in my closet as an emergency stash and i eat the other half like snack packs throughout the week
There is something wrong with you that medical science can not correct.
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