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[ID: Drawings of Callie, Oliana, and Aryox with notes. Callie is drawn in teal, Oliana in blue-gray, and Aryox in light blue. In the top left is Callie in her winter form, looking sad. She has snowflake freckles, an icy braid, and icicles on her ears. A note pointing to her says "Winter Callie is emulating her mom, but looks more like Aryox." Below her is Aryox, who has a long braid with two smaller braids in the front, and the same snowflake freckles as Callie. He also has icicles hanging from his ears. A tiny Lumi the fox is next to him. The note next to him reads "Aryox's braid matches Lumi's tail! Winter Callie has his snowflake freckles." Finally there are two drawings of Oliana, one of her later in life, looking impassive with an icy braid and icicles hanging from her ears. A frosty birthmark covers her face. The other is of her younger. She has dark cloudy hair and the birthmark only covers part of her face. She smiles slightly. A note next to these reads: "Was still winter pre-awakening of powers. Clouds about to snow. "Froze" after her powers were awakened. Birthmark spreads w/ age."]
winter eladrin thoughts
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Zirk: But I know this much, Mom, I-- I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it real. I've got a couple leads, I've got more knowledge than I've ever had, I learned a lot while I was away. I think I know how to make the All-Cure Elixir. It's gonna take a lot of work, like you said, and… I don't know if I can do it on my own, but I also don't know if I can trust you to help me. Caldwell: Um, while I'm working on this, I think that the way that this kind of-- the way that this looks visually is I'm… basically crafting like a metal music cylinder. [Murph: Mm!] 'Cause I feel like one of the things that this needs in addition to like, the complex spell work to cure wounds but also hold a body in stasis, kind of using some of Fia's time magic, is some sort of like… beacon. And I think that, as opposed to like the single chime of a bell, it needs almost like-- a song. And as I'm like tinkering with this I turn to Hank and I say-- Zirk: Hank, that song you sang about Ill Luck Henry. That-- that was like a sea shanty, right? Henry: Yeah, yeah that's right. Zirk: Do you know any other sea shanties? I just need something that could maybe… help a soul find its way back. Caldwell: Zirk reaches into his pocket. And he pulls out a golden cylinder with little notches on it. And around that cylinder is wrapped a scroll with the instructions on it for how to replicate the Revivify spell. He presses it into Henry's hands, and then puts Fia's hands on top of that. Henry: Hey. You're the doctor, buddy. What are ya-- What are we gonna do with this? This-- Fia: Mister Zirk-- Zirk: Sometimes-- Fia: Mister Zirk we can handle her. We really can. Zirk: Sometimes you think that you're the ending of the equation, but in reality you're just the messenger. You're just there to get it to the right hands. It's been an honor being a Third Mate. Murph: So, Fia, Zirk gave you the stuff for Revivify. This is a near impossible task, the spell has not been cast in forever, normally this would be a DC 30, the DC for something that's near impossible, but since Zirk took it down 5 levels from level 9 to level 4, we'll take 5 off of it and make it a DC 25 arcana check. Emily: I got a fucking 27 right off the fucking bat. [Everyone laughs in relief.] Emily: Oh I didn't even [rolls] technically a 28. Murph: A 28. Caldwell: Oh, yeah. [Sighs in relief] Okay. Okay. Murph: Um, you see Fia goes over, reads-- reads the um, spell that Zirk has put together. Um, and for the first time since Old Zelbuldar was banished, a Revivify spell is cast. Um, you guys see Zirk on the ground, whose body has frozen… Zirk as you died, you felt like-- as if you had like hypothermia. You felt like, a warmth, and you just went to sleep, and then all of a sudden [gasps] you come back. [Zirk coughs. He continues gasping and coughing as Fia talks.] Emily: You wake up to me crying just being like-- Fia, distraught: It should've been you casting this spell. Why is it me? It should've been you, you did all this fucking work, for what? Me to waltz in and fucking do it? Henry: It works! Hey, it works! Fia: It should have been fucking you! It should have been fucking you! Henry: Hey-- Open you-- Open your eyes, Fia. Fia: What? Henry: It-- you did it Zirk. The All-Cure. [Fia breathes heavily, relieved.] Zirk, weakly: They should call you… Doctor Fia. [Henry and Fia laugh.] Fia: I am not accredited. [Caldwell and Murph laugh.]
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Jake Hurwitz's ability to play satirical toxic masculinity is unparalleled. Hardwon Surefoot is so absurd in his insecurity that it circles back around to endearing and hilarious while also never feeling like he actually believes or endorses the behaviors Hardwon has.
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it’s time to play chav or slav:
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are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
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this one is also Safe For WTumblr
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oh wait, that ione was relatively normal i can put it on the internet and be a problem for everyone
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am I shadow banned or something? Someone write something on my draw but I can see it? it says someone liked it but I cant see who??????
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sometimes, my horny have eight layers of knowledge in a historic period and its forms of socioeconomic interactions to create some itnrincate stories that only I find sexy.
Other times its blorbo licking his gun while on a bunny suit.
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just some third mates doodles and nothing else
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This. This is how you do art.
fr. Just having fun and doing dum stuff. Have fun gdi. this is ART GET IN THE CAR LOSER!
the mortifying ordeal of doing art
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ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads
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biblically accurate highway
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A single draw of Zirk vervain is done.
Me: Oh, so now I have to go ham about it?
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Made a doll to play dress up while i do other stuff. And first thing I dress zirk in is a ringleader costume. he hates it.
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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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