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does anyone else do this thing where a post starts out in the blogger's register without any capitalisation but the longer the post goes on for the more you start slipping into essayist's register and capitalising proper nouns. and then you have to go back and decide which one has to change

#yeah lol

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I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king

#oh no. #lotr

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#trying to internalize this

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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in my current bg3 file with boy i'm a sorcerer and because i'm dumb as hell i am travelling with gale so my partner dragged our weak spell casting asses into a fight against the little magic cat fuckers so i had gale stand outside and play the flute really really badly in retaliation and like i think it broke me. i have not been able to stop laughing since and i don't think i ever will

#sorry its just he's in that fucking cats grace outfit #with the lil side stomach showing moment #and so he looks kinda slutty. and the flute playing was just. #so bad. #and i dunno man i think it was the funniest thing to ever happen to me #editing to add later that yes i was stoned. but i still think it's funny.

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I need a lemonade so badly right now water isn’t enough I crave the vitamin c and sugar combo

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img id: [screenshot of dialog from the game Baldur's Gate 3 of three lines being said by Karlach. "It's nice to be somewhere where good is still possible. Take you and Gale, for instance. Don't think I haven't noticed the sparks flying. He's a good egg. A little scholarly for my tastes, but I'm sure you could crack his spine like a new book."]

KARLACH this is the funniest fucking thing omg

#i got this dialogue a couple days ago for the first time #and lost my fucking mind #bg3

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well the good news is i did actually write smut for the first time, bad news is i don't like what i wrote.

#sigh. do i even try to edit it #i like the concept but god my execution sucks #or maybe i don't like the concept either. #honestly who knows. throw it in the garbage.

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Lord of the Rings is trending, so here are some iconic behind the scenes photos of Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn!

#!!!!!!<333333 #lotr

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jaheira canonically being a deadbeat mother 27 payments behind on child support who when faced with the apocalypse sent one kid a cryptic seven word text that was like “sorry. get out” and then didn’t talk to them again because she was busy giving life advice and playing catch with the third bhaalspawn she found in the trash somewhere until the party stumbles on her house and kids entirely by accident is so captivating. what is her problem

#bg3 #<3

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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i love stardew modders fr

#stardew valley

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#me

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Aaaaaaauuuuggghhhggggggggh

#hows your day going

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let’s go on a walk (a love language)

#me

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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quick question HOW do you write smut for the first time

#im too ace for this. or possibly just a coward