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proudvernstan · 10 months
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GUYS THE VIDEO BEHIND THESE PICTURES HAVE FINALLY SURFACED🥹🥹🥹 HERES THE LINK
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proudvernstan · 2 years
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AYO DIS WAS ME😭😭😭
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proudvernstan · 2 years
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i feel like gordie’s a disney princess. like butterfly’s definitely land on his nose and when he falls asleep in a flowery meadow he wakes up to deere surrounding him and a flower crown the birds made for him
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proudvernstan · 2 years
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when a woman designs an outfit for women VS when men are allowed to do it
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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SAMEEEE i still love them so much
idk if u guys have noticed but whenever the boys make a decision abt anything chris, teddy and vern all input their opinions and gordie never does, so chris always has to say “gordie?” (Bc he has a crush on him and cares abt his opinion the most ;)) but that’s besides what i’m saying. basically i used to think gordie just didn’t say anything bc he’s naturally shy and quiet but tbh now i think he’s just insecure and doesn’t think anyone cares…
then there’s chris who puts gordie’s opinion over his own
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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idk if u guys have noticed but whenever the boys make a decision abt anything chris, teddy and vern all input their opinions and gordie never does, so chris always has to say “gordie?” (Bc he has a crush on him and cares abt his opinion the most ;)) but that’s besides what i’m saying. basically i used to think gordie just didn’t say anything bc he’s naturally shy and quiet but tbh now i think he’s just insecure and doesn’t think anyone cares…
then there’s chris who puts gordie’s opinion over his own
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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NAH BC HE DOESSSSS
he is a football player after all
None of the characters in Stand By Me are himbos. Especially not the cobras, those assholes have never respected a woman in their entire life.
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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chris holds the door open for gordie. that’s the post.
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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In The Body, Chris,Gordie,Vern, and Teddy actually have other friends. It’s seems to be implied that a lot of them love Gordie’s stories. This is what my brain created with this information:
Mr. Lachance*walking into Gordie’s room*: Gordie, stop wasting your time writing-what the hell?!
*almost every boy in the 5th grade in a single file line, with their weekly allowance waiting to get a handwritten copy of Gordie’s latest story*
Chris who is counting money and writing their total profit in a notebook: converse with your son outside of business hours
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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I just know gordie uses chris as a character in his stories ALL THE TIME but just changes his name and appearance so he can comfortably share his stories w chris
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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HOLD ON WHAT IM NOT MAKING THIS UP LOOK AT WHAT GORDIE SAYS IN THE BOOK ABT CHRIS
“Even if I’d known the right thing to say, I probably couldn’t have said it. Speech destroys the functions of love,”
I WAS LIKE- love u say???
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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GUYS i’m rereading the body and look at this quote of gordie describing chris :’)
“He was the toughest guy in our gang (maybe even tougher than Jamie Gallant, I thought privately), but he was also the guy who made the best peace. He had a way about it. I’d seen him sit down on the curb next to a little kid with a scraped knee, a kid he didn’t even fucking know, and get him talking about something- the Shrine Cirus that was coming to town or Huckleberry Hound on TV- until the kid forgot he was supposed to be hurt. Chris was good at it. He was tough enough to be good at it.”
okay gordie personally i think he’s trying to show off the fact that he’s good w kids to impress u <3
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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HI i made like some headcanons for what gordie would do after chris dies. SORRY THIS WAS SAD I JUST WROTE IT TO GET MY OWN SADNESS OUT
also just so u know this takes place kind of like it did in the book where chris died SUPER young (like straight out of college i think??) but i’ve tweaked it a bit so chris and gordie live together in a house. also they don’t have any children yet ✋
idk why, but i think gordie’s first reaction to hearing chris was killed would be disbelief. he’s just never imagined his life without chris so it’d be hard to believe that he’ll never see him again, ya know? gordie would be like: nope that can’t be chris. it’s just probably someone who looks like him. nope. liar.
but then i’m sure it would sink it later on and he’d just break down.
during the evening after five when chris would usually arrive home from work (lawyer tingz) gordie would call his work (specifically his office) and chris would never answer and he'd began to leave a voice message like:
"hey where tf are u?? dinners done and it's gonna get cold..? where are u"
i feel like sometimes he would just forget chris is gone bc he’s not used to it, or he would need to pretend he’s just at work to feel okay.
every night gordie would literally just sleep alone in a bed for two ppl. not even in the middle he would still stay on his side of the bed and everything.
he has to get used to making meals for one and would accidentally make too much food on some occasions. that is if he could bring himself to get up and do something besides crying.
he'd be writing and he'd hurriedly finish up a chapter so he could show it to chris for his approval but um. he has no one to show it to.
he'd still wear chris's clothes just like he always did (even when he was alive) but they'd slowly stop smelling like him :’)
the house would be so disturbingly clean without chris's mess (in this im just thinking abt all the paperwork and shit chris has to do for his job, and how he also just left his dirty dishes scattered around the house) that it would literally upset gordie, so now gordie purposely leaves shit out just so the house is messier.
the house would also be a lot quieter without chris. gordie’s a super shy and quiet person ig, so like just little gordie living by himself in a house would be very quiet.
there would be little stashes of chris’s cigs around the house next to chris's desk, his nightstand and etc and since gordie doesn't smoke he just leaves it there untouched in hopes that one day chris will come back and finish smoking the box.
i feel like gordie would develop a really strange habit after he died. like sleep walking or insomnia or something. 
gordie would be cold while he slept. i think he’d blast the heater, even in summer so he could pretend chris’s body heat was there. he’d be so sweaty but i’m sure gordie wouldn’t even notice.
he’d wake up multiple times in the night. in the book gordie has nightmares abt denny bc of his death so i’m assuming the exact same thing happens to him w chris, just 1000x worse.
chris's stuff would be all around the house like literally his shampoo and tooth brush and gordie literally has panic attacks trying to put them away. he can't. he's like: i need to leave them out in case chris needs to use them.
gordie would literally die on chris's birthday oh my god. i can’t even imagine the emotions he’d feel on chris’s birthday. jesus.
i don't think he'd go to castle rock ever again. he'd pass out.
i think later on in his life he’d still have dreams abt chris but they wouldn’t be nightmares. just dreams. but as gordie gets older chris’s face would get blurrier and blurrier.
gordie would get a weighted + heated blanket and pretend it's him :'(
OKAY THATS IT SORRY THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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why did he choose bullying kids over modeling? 😫
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Can we just talk about how fuckin’ fine Kiefer Sutherland was in the 80′s like holy shit.
First gif is also by woolxhat
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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SAME LMAO when my sister and her bf were watching sbm IT WAS SO FUNNY. like when gordie was having that nightmare and chris was like 👀 my sister and her bf were like: y don’t u go comfort and kiss him. AND I WAS LIKE-
also they’re favorite character was vern and chris ✋taste
HELP I SHOWED SBM TO MY BROTHER AND WHEN CHRIS AND GORDIE WERE HAVING THEIR EMOTIONAL MOMENT WHEN THEY FOUND RAY BROWER HE STARTED CHANTING “KISS! KISS! KISS!” AND IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH TO KEEP A STILL FACE
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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OWNDIW LMAOOO THIS IS SO TRUE I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS
Teddy Duchamp definitely bit as a toddler, like he was totally a biter and you can’t change my mind.
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proudvernstan · 3 years
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this is literally the coolest picture i’ve ever seen :’))))
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