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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

#Sorry about this. Teen wolf

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just realised teen wolf and red vs blue both have two characters named allison who were killed off midseries for dramatic effect and their deaths are iconic and central to the reception of the show. and also i love them both so much

#teen wolf #allison argent #rvb #agent texas #i dont know who i should be apologising to . sorry rvb fans i think

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u guys like allisaac?

#no #sorry

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i've never been a scallison lover, but rewatching the show carefully and slowly now, there's something so sweet about the way scott unfolds allison's fears and insecurities. her family was harsh on her all her life. they not only hid their double lives but also manipulated her childhood and hobbies making her believe being a simple and normal girl was wrong. and then there's scott saying he would cry like a little girl and saying it was okay for allison to cry over her dead aunt, even if she was a terrible person. that it was okay being vulnerable and cry. it's just really nice to see

#yeahhh theyre really sweet :)

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Allison Argent Icons

#hiii omg hiii

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real shit rn the entire time i was watching this show i was so annoyed with the ten million liam in the teen wolf tag nobody shutting up about liam this thiam that. but i got to his appearance and my god. maybe theres a reason fucking god fuck. he is just a boy. he is just a guy. i cant stop losing my mind. will someone please give him a break

#my favourite character in a long time i literally cant stop kicking my feet everytime i see him #bc i just kno one of the og main cast characters gonna fuck up his life severely for no reason at all #like sorry imagine derek hale breaking your lacrosse bat infront of you literlly for no reason.getting kidnapped twice in one episode #AND HES FIFTEEN. HES FUCKINF FIFTEEN AND THEYRE DOING THIS SHIT TO HIM #i cant get over it hes so fucking funny its insane #teen wolf #liam dunbar

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“You know Archaic Latin?”

“I got bored of classical Latin.”

Lydia Martin - Character 2 of Teen wolf lineup

#SHEEEEE

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the height of fan literature was when stiles would go study to be a wizard/spark and the first thing he'd do is go home and be like scotty boy.....want to roll thee biggest supernatural spliff you've ever seen? and scoot would be like hell yeah brother and derek comes looking for them in the woods like why do you like to be out here with dangerous creatures and stiles is like the only thing dangerous out is here is THIS DICK and derek takes one hit off that spliff and time travels to 1987 where he belongs.

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Scott should've had to kill someone to protect either Stiles or his mom at the end of Season 5. It would've been full circle. And then in Season 6 we could've seen him deal with it all and how his rules and morals might've become less black & white.

I think he was pushed into being a perfect Alpha who doesn't kill just because of how he gained his status, so he had to maintain face because he so young compared to the other alphas.

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this show is first and foremost a comedy

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you're Jackson Whittemore. you are adopted. you're weirdly distraught about it. you never tell your parents you love them. you're a chronic overachiever. you are the type of guy to crawl around in the woods on your hands and knees and cry about not being a werewolf. you are bisexual. you hate your girlfriend a little bit. you do steroids. you have identity issues. you clench your jaw. like I'm so serious, your jaw is fucking Clenched. Derek Hale brings you to his burnt shell of a house and makes fun of you to your face. Derek Hale is making fun of you. how embarassing. you're bisexual. it's already been said, but it bears repeating. you wanna fuck the weird kids just a little bit. you're ignoring that. hopefully you're not Peter Hale's son. that'd be a raw deal. you get kidnapped by Thing One and Two and that's not even the worst problem you have. your girlfriend is a lesbian. you're a lizard. you are somehow not dead yet. not from a lack of trying on like, pretty much everyone's part, though. unclench your jaw, please. I'm serious. you're gonna break it.

#I love him

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peter hale one hundred percent diagnoses anyone who doesn’t like him with penis envy byyyyy theway. peter hale thinks he and lydia have a deep and forever bond because they have (according to him) the best hair. peter hale doesn’t practice the way he pirouettes into rooms but he does rehearse his entrance lines sometimes. peter hale has climaxed while yelling I AM THE ALPHA before. ALLEGEDLY.

#What is wrong with him

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peter hale thinks the way he speaks is normal btw because he spent six years in a coma absorbing hours upon hours of soap operas. we’ve been over this.

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My Dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “hale house fire” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Laura hales body in the middle of a summoning circle

Derek: my wholw family is dead

#teen wolf #derek hale #laura hale #my posts

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teen wolf characters categorised by whether or not i think they would tell you to kill yourself

kill yourself: stiles stilinski, lydia martin, jackson whittenmore, derek hale, scott mccall*, erica, danny*, gerard*, deaton*, morrell, mr harris, mr lahey, jennifer, sheriff

DONT kill yourself: void stiles*, allison argent, chris argent, kira yukimura, boyd, isaac, the twins, melissa, deucalion, rafael mccall, victoria argent*, kate argent*, kali*, peter hale*, malia*

*to gerard, *stiles bothered him one too many times, *this literally happened, *to stop some supernatural threat, *too busy making it a reality, *recites your address to you instead, *gets it said to her and laughs, *gets it said to her and cries, *says ooo you want me so bad, *doesnt know its a thing

#suicide mention #teen wolf #my posts

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Nous chassons ceux qui nous chassent.

Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes.

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Imagine teen wolf but the main characters are the adults?

Like Melissa and Noah becoming friends through Claudia initially when they first met and remained just as close post her death, the two raising Stiles and Scott together.

Melissa finding out he found the boys sneaking around the woods and ended up leaving behind the inhaler, so she joins him to go find it and ends up being bitten.

Also both Noah and melissa being familiar with the hales pre and post fire, so when they first run into Derek in the woods they aren’t afraid of him but more so just worried.

Melissa first meeting Chris when he goes into the hospital while she’s on shift for a injury and her recognizing him as one of the hunters that attacked in the woods.

#Yessssss fuck yes. I love the teen wolf adults this is so good