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what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

#tmagp #the magnus protocol

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Lena and the UK government at the 14 fears:

You have been promoted, you are now one of my elite employees ✨

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp vague #please tell me someone gets this #tmagp 13

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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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#Vulpix

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Some black magic levels of precision.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Bond

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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ok meredith confirmed

they are not removing old content from yt!!!!

#OK THANK GOD #watcher #we are watcher #watcher tv #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #Still unsure about this #but regardless whoever scripted that video could have worded this SO MUCH BETTER #like that was left so unclear

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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So that’s basically how it went down

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How am I supposed to go to theater tomorrow and get ready for our show and play my normal musical playlist and be normal when I know for a fact Mr. Bonzo’s theme song is going to be stuck in my head all day-

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #i started singing the Mr Bonzo’s theme song while listening to the episode #you know to distract from the whatever that was #Im doomed #anyway none of my friends irl being into TMA is truly a struggle

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Please I want him to be okay

#RÉAL #BRING BACK MY SILLY LITTLE IT MAN #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #nigel dickerson #mr bonzo #omg there’s another one- #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #bonzo

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo #amazing 10/10 #jurgen leitner rant #tmagp spoilers

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#the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #Mr Bonzo’s on his way #he wants to stay #he wants to play

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I am unwell

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #tmagp theory