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Oh my Gosh, she’s really cute! 
Just go and draw more stuff! 
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Happy Birthday and Independence Day, love! May all of your beginnings be as smooth as British tears. 
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Every woman ever: He will change after wedding!
Every American ever: He will change after election! Oh, well, maybe not...
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@pride4democracy It is kinda hard to find a cornflower at this time of the year, so I tried to fix this, making one for you by myself. *totally not blushing*
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Executive Command
- As a conclusion I want to say… Thank you, America. Thank you for the support, for being with me all these years. Not me, but you have made this nation great! – after finishing his speech, the President left the tribune in the sound of loud ovations. The people cheered him up, the CNN-reporter tried to avoid tears of strong emotions, for the future brings a new president and four more years of his government.
Jones looked up from his phone and down on his watch. Half an hour passed, he could do all the business stuff now and there is no time for some “four new years” anyway. But he’s sure, that later in the evening he will play this again.
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When Germany, speaking three languages, is sitting next to me. - *Ludwig sneezes for the first time* - Bless u.  - *sneezes for the second time*  - Будь здоров.  - *sneezes even louder for the third time!* - GESUNDHEIT!!!  - DANKE!!!
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Making homework in German with @westfaliah​ (Ludwig): 
- How do I say “one of us”? 
- You can do this on your own. Let’s try. 
- Einer auf uns. 
- One on us. 
- Einer an uns?.. 
- Still one on us. 
- Einer vor uns! 
- One in front of us. 
- Ah, fuck. Don’t know… Einer aus uns! 
- That would be prectically right because of the translation, but you don’t use it in German in this case. Einer VON uns. 
- Go to hell, that’s just so unfair. 
- I love you too, Alfred…
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