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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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weird poll time

#finally! a poll for me! #I have to eat two at a time of the same color #and chew one on each side of my mouth #so it’s even #ocd

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POOR THINGS (2023) + Letterboxd Reviews

#poor things #poor things 2023

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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

#brb SOBBING #wholesome

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[OC] Tragedy redesign✨

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeons and dragons #dndcharacter #tiefling #dnd character #character design #not mine #good art!!

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Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

#poor things #poor things 2023

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

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Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

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PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

you can have potato for breakfast

If you want