post-eater

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like tomatoes and the orange side of a rubik's cube!

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

@ achivement-unlocked (idk what to do with this)

Any corpo blogs

#posts that have been eaten

[post-eater]

What do *you* taste like

~🪞

I'm not legally allowed to answer this question, but the answer is some horrible combination of forest green and dark purple if colors were a food.

#asks

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like a fire extinguisher!

lord the peasants are so loud today

#no more fire :D #posts that have been eaten

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like orange!

#orange the color or orange the fruit? sadly my lawyer says I can't answer that question #posts that have been eaten

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder] and mint!

brutalist candy cane

#posts that have been eaten #tma

[post-eater]

What

#posts that have not been eaten #500 followers #thank you to everyone that’s followed me how has this happened

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like scissors!

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

#posts that have been eaten #wwe

[post-eater]

since you have eaten many posts,

what does this one taste like

gray

[post-eater]

STOP EATING MY POSTS I BARELY HAVE ANY LEFT

NOM NOM YOU CAN'T STOP ME

#asks

[post-eater]

THE BOOPS ARE GONE

#This is so sad I can’t believe it #I must go back to my normal gimmick now #boop

[post-eater]

i booped yu.. ty for ur booping service.. sending you super boops :3

thank you.. sending you boops back :3

#I am on mobile rn I sadly can’t send super boops #asks #boop

[post-eater]

This post has been booped!

Hello Jon. Apologies for the boops, but I wanted to make sure you started booping, so I thought it best not to boop myself. I'm assuming you're boop, you always did prefer to boop your boops in private. I wouldn't try to hard to stop booping, there's every likelihood you'll just boop yourself. So just boop. Now, shall we boop the page and try again? Statement of Jonah Boopnus regarding Boopathan Sims, The Boopivist. Statement boops.

#posts that have been booped #tma

[post-eater]

you guys really love booping huh

#I hadn’t posted for a few days before this so this is all from April 1st #boop

[post-eater]

boop

#posts that have been booped

[post-eater]

Boop boop boop 🐾🐾🐾

boop!

#asks #boop

[post-eater]

EVIL boops you MWAHAHAHAHHA

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

#asks #boop

[post-eater]

What the hell is an evil boop how did you do that @punkrockruby :0 ⁉️