gimme yr best poop story
I used to have really long poops and they were a great time of relaxing and inflection.Now I’m always very busy and my poops must be swift. I miss my old poops. someday I hope to return to the poops of yesteryear.
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hella deep
BRB.
Im gonna go poop out some of this negative energy.
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by negative energy do u mean the fecal matter of ur body that must be released?
BRB.
Im gonna go poop out some of this negative energy.
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Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Here’s how to prevent that backsplash. 😂 enjoy. #poop. #wahzie. #prevention. #learnhow. #allday. #everyday. #naturecalls. #nosplashing.
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do you really look like poop? do you really look like fecal matter excreted thru the anus?
i dont think so, maybe u should take another look at urself
I always see people I know when I look like poop.
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poop
poop
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I pAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
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funfact
octopuses have three hearts
and they still couldnt love you
as much as i do
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i have multiple questions about this
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Hold onto your poopy it’s about to get spoopy
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learn to love the poo
then the poo wont feel so bad anymore
i had pizza
then i took the worst shit in recent history now i can’t even walk straight
fuk u pizza i love you how can you disappoint me like that
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my favorite kind of poop is the one that's soft and stains the toilet but burns your butthole. what's yours?
o gOD YES THAT ONE THAT FEELS LIKE ACID COMING OUT OF UR HOLE
I MYSelf prefer the slightly harder ones that take a while longer to get out, but in the end its really worth it!
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thats the halloween spirit!!
I’m gonna get baked, then I’m gonna ransack our room trying to figure out something for Halloween.
But first, I’m gonna poop.
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Have you ever had to resort to using a turd as a tampon before?
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i have to poop so bad but there are people here and so i cant
why did i just find this. why me. why.
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