Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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HAPPY 13 DAY LAT EBIRTHDAYYYY @sprictercatalog HAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY BIRTHHHHHHHDAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💥💥💥💥💥
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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode
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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:
The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.
I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.
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just a lil guy 😁😁
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pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,
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idk waht to write for this one,
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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power
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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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megido
thank u for the shadow help @pixethena
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are you a glass half full person or a glass half humgry
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