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If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

#star wars #i love star wars social media so much

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there is nothing more attractive than a man who reads.

#batfam #book nerd jason hell yea

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Goodbye.

Happy Star Wars Day!

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“Who would become grand master of the order after Yoda?”

I think the unspoken order goes Yoda -> Mace -> Ki Adi Mundi as of PT, in an AU where the order survives longer it’d go Yoda -> Mace -> Obi Wan (older and more wise like in OT)

Mace def feels like he’d be looked to as the leader without Yoda, and he’s got a good head on his shoulders: keeps up with the politics of the reublic and is wary of authoritarianism, is a skilled general and great warrior, heavily invested into the Jedi order and its role as peacekeepers and defends all life - even the zilo beast. He’s everything a great Jedi leader ought to be imo , if only he could live t 900 like yoda lol

Ki Adi Mundi feels like he’s got wisdom, awareness and skill and also the seniority , but wouldn’t be the go to followup as he feels more of a “default” Jedi - would do a good job and earnestly invest himself into the development of the order and defense of the republic; he’d tow the line in the war and flourish in peace time, but not reach the heights of Mace or Obi Wan. Tho I could see an argument for Plo Koon in this similar tertiary role

Obi Wan who ages into his OT adjacent self he’d achieve that wisdom and talent , and we know his diplomatic and Command skills, and he’d be a bit more proactive and assertive in the council than a Ki Adi Mundi imo which would make him be looked to as a leader imo, and his expirences with Satine, Maul, Anakin, the war, relief, etc. would all put him in a great position to guide others and the order at large

#star wars #once a jedi master reaches a certain age they start speaking in riddles #it helps learning

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luke learns what a difference water makes to sand

#star wars #he should have thought about quicksand more as a kid

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#star wars #local man too angry to die

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What would you do if you were apart of the leading council of a group of space warrior wonks and your most hippie asshole member of your group roles up after his disaster of a mission with a random kid that he won in a bet, claiming that he is your order's 'chosen one', referencing some ancient prophecy that few pay attention to (your people are constantly seeing various futures, this is normal). What would you say to him.

#star wars #anakin skywalker #qui gon jinn #the phantom menace #he wants to adopt the kid #he already has a kid #he also want to bring him to a warzone with them #instead of leaving him in the creche with others his age #did he mention the slave thing? #someone should look into that #mine

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Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

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The fact this man just ditches more & more armor as the war progresses : /

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Thrawn: Well done, my lord. You've been a very good boy. Darth Vader, once upon a time Anakin Skywalker, with a praise kink a parsec wide: I'll do anything you ask and make sure everyone else does, too. OH MY GOD ANAKIN YOUR PRAISE KINK IS RIDICULOUS LOOK AT YOU READY TO BE THRAWN'S ATTACK DOG BECAUSE HE PRAISED YOU ONE TIME NEVER CHANGE, YOU SUBBY BITCH (BECAUSE CLEARLY HE HASN'T AND NEVER WILL)

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there are so many bots following me

#star wars #its too time consuming to remove them #both the tumblr bots and the separatist army

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He really just fell spread out like that huh

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This is what happened, right?

Additionally (because obi-wan is just too babygirl for only one person in the entire galaxy to call him such), some alternate options:

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batgirlfriends !!!

#batfam

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This was a lot funnier out loud,,, oh well! Ezra and Leia are beyblade buddies

Ezra’s Text unclipped:

I carry it round with me in case I ever run into the princess again cause she totally kicked my ass last time we battled and made off with half my pocket money which is so not fair cause she’s rich asf and I was literally homeless for like, seven years, but I forgive her cause she’s my bestie and I miss her a lot tbh, we holo call sometimes whenever I can get the VPN to work but it’s not the same. Like how are we meant to beyblade battle over the holonet??

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Just thinking about the Skywalker Twins getting to develop that good sibling energy.

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