AITA? I (26 M) assumed the bounty hunter out to kill me (18 M) was a woman. In my defense, he was dressed as such, with a long wig and feminine clothing. He seemed unreasonably annoyed at this, and all I said was that I didn’t “expect” the chain user to be a woman, which he was so peeved about he had to reveal his true gender to me. I dunno did he also think the chain user being a woman was incomprehensible? I admit I have my personal biases but I consider myself a feminist.
Edit: He’s trying to kill me because about 5 or 6 years ago me and my friends slaughtered his entire family.
Edit 2: I obviously respect women, three of my friends are women, I just was surprised initially that one could apprehend me in such a way since they’re small and weak. And obviously he was more surprised otherwise he wouldn’t have blown his cover.
Edit 3: oh my goddd enough with the whole “yta you killed his entire family” that was 6 years ago get a life smh
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Ateez Hongjoong Boyfriend Headcannon:
Gender Neutral, fluff :)
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-The mullet king <3
-100% an art gallery/museum date enthusiast
-Appreciates the finer things in life, an absolute sucker for aesthetics
-That’s why he’s with you
-He absolutely gets your opinions on lyrics
-If you comes up with a fire bar, he would absolutely want to credit you on the song
- Obviously your like “nah dude it’s all good” and he responds like “no my literary genius of a significant other, you deserve the credit”
-With this one, you actually have scary dog privilege
-Even though he may be small, those eyes are so scary yet EXTREMELY attractive at the same time
-Would unironically bark at anyone that looks at you funny
-Either that, or he gives them the daggers
-Is obsessed with your body, specifically your waist and hips
-You could be talking to someone, then you feel a hand grip your hip gently and immediately you know it’s him
-Also draws little pictures on your arms, back and hips while you guys are cuddling
-You’ll be talking about something and he’ll be listening so intently, but his fingers will be wandering and drawing little flowers on your skin :)
-LOVES LOVES LOVES when you give him kisses
-Hongjoong seems really touch starved, so any affection you give him he will bask in
-Breaks out into this big smile and giggles before being like “DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN” while tackling you with cuddles
-Every gift he gives you is handmade, DIYed to the max
-BUT THEY ARE ALL SOOOO GOOD
-Hongjoong I imagine listens super intently, so he only makes you what he can guarantee you will use/wear
-Definitely carries around a photocard that he made of you in a cutely decorated toploader that he crafted himself
-He definitely likes his significant others fruity ;)
-Not that he wouldn’t date a straight girl, but like I genuinely don’t think he cares about your gender identity and sexuality
-As long as you're attracted to him, he will love you for you
-I see a lot of people saying that he’s an ass man
-While I don’t disagree, he’s more so just a full body man
-His philosophy is like “why pick a favourite when all of them are so good to choose from?”
-Although he is a big fat liar because he 100% favours your thighs
-Loves them, lives for them, his only pleasure is life is seeing you wear shorts, skirts or tight pants
-AND THIGH HIGHS? BABES HE WILL TURN ANIMALISTIC
-Absolutely would watch Drag Race with you
-Which would eventually turn into you turning him into a drag queen at 2AM, Mingi would be like this too
-Also each others professional models
-You need to practice eyeliner? Take a seat on his lap
-He needs to practice painting nails? Get ready for a pedicure
-Loves to indulge in your hobbies
-Doesn’t matter if when you guys share a bedroom, it only has posters of things that you like
-As long as you are happy
-Would probably save his posters to put in a personal studio
-Speaking of the studio, his heart would melt if you go to the studio with him
-It could be 4 in the morning and you can barely keep your eyes open, with him begging you to go home but you just refuse
-While he won’t admit it, every time you do that he’s pretty sure he falls more in love with you
-Hongjoong is such a creative, artistic, caring boyfriend who would cherish you immensely. If you like thoughtful emo boys who enjoy frolicking around art galleries while holding your hand, he’s the one for you <3
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Hi!! Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed!! This is the final part of the Ateez Boyfriend Headcannon series, but not to worry because I’m brainstorming some more content for everyone. Feel free to comment, like, reblog or request anything your heart desires :) Stay safe and have a lovely day <3
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