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totally correct me2 shepard 

#mass effect #jenn lols #its been a while friends #but im playing through legendaey edition and all the feels are coming back #this is 100% accurate

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Hi friends! I lost access to this account for a while there--a loss made worse by how much I needed fandom in 2020. But I'm back, which is another great thing 2021 has brought to me, so if anyone is still around, hello! I've missed you!

#personal stuff #housekeeping

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Its been well over a month of staying at home, and I thought I was legitimately losing it when I hear Garrus's gravely voice coming from the basement. But it turns out, my roommate (who I somehow have never discussed Mass effect with) started playing ME1 for the first time ever. I'm so excited to watch the game through her eyes!!

#mass effect #personal stuff #its been a while #hope everyone is hanging in there

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- SOPHIE HEAWOOD

#the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla of cintra #gifset #i want to squeeze this to death

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Read some commentary the other day about how the Council was right to push Shepard out of the picture due to their pig-headedness, and it immediately put me in mind of a conversation I had with @inglorious-boshtet, during which we determined that Shepard is, in fact, an absolutely terrible Spectre.  And if you accept that, by Council standards, Shepard is a terrible Spectre, then a few other things in the game - like the fact Shepard is broke all the time - start to make sense.

Hear me out.

Shepard is exactly what the Council expected to get from humanity as a Spectre.  And when I say that, bear in mind what the galaxy at large thinks of humanity in the original Mass Effect: humans are brash, impatient, demanding, even bullying.  Dangerous. Uncouth.  Humans don’t understand the galaxy, the delicate balance of galactic politics, the thousands of years of history, and have little interest in finding a place in the existing framework.  They are ambitious beyond reason, demanding privileges they have yet to earn, accustomed to taking what they want.  

So when humanity demands a Spectre for the second time, the Council gives them enough rope to hang themselves. And, had it not been for the Reapers, they would have succeeded.

So, yes, Shepard does well enough on Eden Prime to be given the rank of Spectre, albeit in unusual circumstances.  But that was only the first part of the test to see if the representatives of humanity really understood what they were asking for.  The second part is what happens immediately after Shepard is promoted, and it’s here that the Council’s suspicions are confirmed and humanity fucks up:

Shepard does not resign their Alliance commission.  

Look at it from the Council’s perspective.  The Council is the pre-eminent governing body in the galaxy.  Spectres are a pseudo-black-ops law enforcement body that reports directly to said Council and to said Council alone.  They exist to preserve galactic stability by any means necessary.  They are entrusted with missions of incredible sensitivity, with lives and state secrets on the line.

But Shepard remains in the Alliance.  In fact, it’s made pretty clear throughout the games that Shepard considers themselves to be an Alliance soldier first, Spectre second.  Anderson and Udina and even Hackett encourage this, not content with a Spectre who happens to be human, but wanting a Spectre outright working for humanity.

The upshot is that the Council can’t trust Shepard.  They know where Shepard’s loyalties lie, and they know that this means that they can’t trust Shepard one bit.  They can’t trust them to not go running to the Alliance brass with any bit of juicy intel that they find out.  They also can’t trust Shepard not to hand over any bleeding-edge, super-sekrit military tech to Alliance eggheads; hence Shepard has to buy their own Spectre gear.  Since Shepard is Alliance-first, they can assume Shepard’s drawing a stipend and that there’s no reason to pay them from Council funds.

Human Spectre Shepard is intended to be an object lesson to other species who hunger for a Spectre to further their political goals: someone running around with little more than a big ego, some guns and a very vague understanding of what they’re supposed to be doing and fucking things up as a result.  Shepard is grenade the Council pulls the pin on and lobs out into the field, expecting a big and damaging explosion.  Unfortunately for the Council, it all backfires horrendously when the Citadel is attacked, because Shepard either becomes a hero they can’t get rid of easily, or the Council is co-opted by humanity.

So, the Council ends up with a Spectre that isn’t loyal to them either as people or as an institution (and who doesn’t even really understand nor care what the rank means), that they can’t fully control, whom they can’t trust to keep their mouth shut about classified material (“Reapers are real! The Council’s lying everyone! No I won’t shut up about it even if you order me to!”), and whose approach to problem-solving is stereotypically human.  

It’s a disaster.  Shepard is a rogue.  And so the Council sends Shepard off on a wild goose chase, hoping that they will either metaphorically finally explode in humanity’s face, die doing something stupidly heroic, or at least stay out of the spotlight long enough for the Council to plan and do damage control, and maybe quietly assassinate one day.

And I suspect every other Spectre knows all of this.  Look at Tela Vasir and her reaction to Shepard complaining about her ties to the Shadow Broker.  The hypocrisy is absolutely breathtaking, and no doubt infuriating to someone who was always loyal to the Council. Shepard never offered such loyalty, and has no right to judge whatsoever.

So, yeah, Shepard may have been the savior of the galaxy and all that entails, they were also a pretty damn lousy Spectre as Spectres go.

#mass effect #the council #commander shepard #this is now headcannon

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The Witcher Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Geralt of Rivia

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Princess Cirilla

Queen Calanthe

King Eist

Jaskier

Tissaia de Vries

Fringilla

Cahir

Literally everyone on the show

#the witcher #witcher on netflix spoilers #john mullaney #jenn lols

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Happiness / 3

Mabaris are a true gift from the Maker. I’ll just leave this here while my heart explodes.

Dedicated to @makersbreathcullen who some time ago sent me the best of requests ^___^

— Need more happy Cullen in your life? There’s some here and here :)

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#dragon age inquisition #cullen rutherford #mabari #cullen happiness #i love this so much #that laughter #he needs more of that #queue

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Cassandra was surprisingly on-board for the mabari. The Inquisitor never imagined her being much of a dog person, but she congratulates the Inquisitor for having a mabari puppy imprint on them. When the dog gets big enough, she spars with the dog and has recruits practice fighting with it. The seeker sometimes reads to the dog when no one is in earshot, and the mabari happily lies beside her when she does, listening calmly. Cassandra can’t help but smile whenever the dog visits her, asking for so much as a pat on the head.

Blackwall was one of the most excited to see the mabari, grinning widely whenever he sees the dog. He spoils the dog, and build a nice doghouse for them. He takes no offense when the dog would rather sleep anywhere but inside the dog house, chuckling whenever he sees the dog lying on their back, legs up, lips flopping back. He slips the dog numerous treats, and when the truth of his identity comes out, there is no anger or dismay from the mabari. The dog just sees him looking down, and puts his head in Blackwall’s lap with a sympathetic wag of the tail, an invitation for pets. Rainier sighs and smiles, stroking the dog’s head– he still has at least one true friend. Iron Bull spoils the shit out of the dog, babying the hound. It wasn’t an uncommon sight to see Bull slipping the mabari scraps from his plate or rough-housing with him in the training yard. Sometimes when he sits in the tavern, the dog will climb into his lap. Bull’s lap barely large enough to hold him, but neither the warrior nor the dog minds. Bull just laughs and coos at the dog. “This is a good boy! This is a tamassran’s angel!” he croons lovingly. The dog thanks him with a slobbery kiss. Whenever the dog sits in his lap, it looks something like this:

Sera was excited; all Fereldens love dogs, and Sera is no exception. She likes to feed the dog things it probably shouldn’t eat, and will happily talk to the dog, sometimes using the dog as a co-conspirator for pranks. One evening after she and the dog manage to put buckets over several doors, the dog helping by carrying a bucket, Josephine visits and demands to know who did it. She points to the dog, and the dog lifts a paw, pointing to her. They both get in trouble, of course; they’re partners in crime, and Sera wouldn’t have it any other way. Varric was distinctly reminded of Hawke’s dog, and manages to get the mabari to learn how to play Diamondback with him. Sometimes when they play a game, he calmly discusses things with the dog. “Now, do you think I should send the Merchant’s Guild a letter back, or use it to make a paper-mache boat?” The dog looks between Varric and the letter from the Guild, picks it off the table, and begins tearing it up with gusto and glee. Varric laughs, grinning. “That’s a great idea! Why didn’t I think of that sooner?” He doesn’t even mind the scraps of paper the dog leaves behind from his plaything. Cole loves the dog; “He only wants to love and be loved.” he remarks. The dog checks on him now and then in his corner of the attic of the tavern, just to make sure he’s still there. “Panting, smiling, Master said I was a good boy, Master said they love me! He is happy, now.” he croons after the Inquisitor praises the mabari. The dog licks Cole’s face, and Cole laughs brightly. “He kissed me! I love you, too.” he praises, and the dog wags his tail in response. Sometimes, when the Veil or the world is too hard, too heavy, too sad, and Cole begins to panic, the mabari will find him and stay by him, licking him and cuddling with him until he begins to calm down. “He’s scared, why is he scared? Whimpering, wondering, he doesn’t need to be scared, not while I’m here. Thank you…” Dorian is amused by the dog at best, but doesn’t have any strong feelings about the mabari at first. On occasion, when Dorian is in the library, the dog wanders up the stairs and lays by his chair, apparently having found a good spot for a nap. Dorian briefly considered shooing the dog away, but the mabari behaves and keeps quiet, so the mage shrugged and allowed him to keep him company. The altus feels quietly honored, pride bubbling in his chest, to be so chosen as a friend. Slowly, the dog grows on him, and he reaches down to pet it now and then, much to the mabari’s delight. The dog memorizes Dorian’s behavior, and one day when Dorian gets up earlier than normal from his chair, the mabari whines and hits him with a paw– he’s not allowed to go anywhere so early, he’s supposed to sit with him for a predetermined length of time. Dorian can’t help but laugh, and he sits back down, stroking the dog’s head. Solas admires the dog for their intelligence, but doesn’t comment on the pup. The dog is wary of him at first, and Solas doesn’t approach him, nor does he try to touch him. Eventually the dog investigates him, sniffing at his hands and at his desk, licking his fingers cautiously. Solas doesn’t look up from whatever he’s doing, but does scratch the back of the hound’s ears nonchalantly, trying to act like he isn’t thrilled the dog finally is interested in saying hello to him. On occasion, when no one is listening, Solas will discuss his thoughts with the dog, who seems to listen respectfully. Vivienne doesn’t care much for the dog at first; her only remark is that she hopes the Inquisitor bathes the hound enough, lest Skyhold start smelling like Ferelden. The dog leaves her be, and there is little interaction between them. At least, until Vivienne is visiting Val Royeaux with the Inquisitor, who stops in a pet shop to look at new collars. The Inquisitor is almost about to pick out a relatively plain one when Vivienne shakes her head. “Darling, if you intend to put anything on your dog, it must be classier than that strap of leather. Here, look at this one; it’s far more suited for a pet of your station…” Later on, Vivienne puts on a shiny, embroidered collar she had managed to rope the Inquisitor into buying, and the dog pants happily. Later on, when Vivienne is mourning the loss of Bastien, the dog finds her and silently lies down by her feet, and she does not object. Josephine doesn’t have much experience with dogs, but she starts having the Inquisitor greet Ferelden dignitaries with their dog at their side. Every time, the Fereldens’ eyes light up and talk with the Inquisitor at length about their prized mabari hound, calling him “The Herald’s Mabari.” A few of them even teared up, and Josephine grew on the dog, considering the mabari to be an excellent ambassador. Every time the dog behaves patiently while their master is talking to some nobles, Josephine rewards the dog with mabari crunch. The dog starts showing up whenever any dignitaries come from anywhere, and while Josephine frets initially, most non-Ferelden nobles either didn’t care or were amused by the dog. After they go, the dog looks to her, expecting their treat, and Josephine sighs and gives them the treat. The dog sometimes cuddles against her, snuggling, and the ambassador giggles and strokes the mabari’s head. Cullen is, by far, the most thrilled a mabari hound imprinted on the Inquisitor. He visits the Inquisitor shortly after the dog arrives, with an armful of dog toys, treats, and other goodies. He spars and plays with the dog whenever he has free time, allowing the dog to lick his face; he’s not even slightly disgusted in the least by the slobber. He frequently makes use of the dog in helping train his soldiers, and the mabari loves it just as much when a poor recruit gets knocked down. “There’s a shield in your hand, block with it!” Cullen snapped. “If this mabari were your enemy, you’d be dead!” When Cullen eventually gets a mabari of his own, he actually schedules playdates for his dog and the Inquisitor’s dog. When Cullen suffers from lyrium withdrawal, the dog visits him immediately, and tries to climb onto his lap. It doesn’t make the pain go away, but it does make the Commander smile; he could endure. Leliana is fondly reminded of the Hero of Ferelden’s mabari, and dotes accordingly. Sometimes agents are caught off-guard to see the spymaster, perhaps the most frightening woman in all of Skyhold, cuddling and kissing the head of the dog, smiling brightly. Sometimes, if the dog seems bored, she has him run messages for her, which he does with remarkable speed; she always rewards him with mabari crunch for a job well-done. When he wants a treat, he sometimes comes to her and whines for work. “Hmm. I think I have a message you can run…” she’ll say playfully, and hand the message in a container to the dog, who runs off to work. Josephine sometimes teases Leliana about how much she spoils the dog, to which Leliana only has to say: “He is a noble creature, deserving of all the spoils he earns.”

#dragon age: inquisition #cullen rutherford #mabari #i am here for this #the dog is my favorite part of trespasser

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So I’m replaying DA:I and romancing Cullen for the first time ever.  It’s sweet and it’s lovely and I’m sold and THEN.  

Then I read through the codex entries, just ‘cause, and see this letter from his sister: “You sound Happy.  It’s been--never mind, I just hope you are well.  Which reminds me.... Yvara?  not Inquisitor?  Not her worship, the Herald of Andraste?  Your last letter was far too short.” Which Just--- AAAAH.  What did Cullen say in his all too short letter that signaled to his sister that her long-absent brother was happy?  Happy of all things!  What did he say about the Inquisitor that suggested without saying their relationship was more than just friendly?  

So many feels and so many questions.  Too many to get out in a single post without LOTS of thought.  Probably(?) more to come later.  But now:  more Dragon Age.  

#dragon age inquisition #cullen x trevelyan #cullen rutherford #my heart

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not to be dramatic on main but this is the peak of my artistic career and that’s that

(100% inspired by this post)

#good omens #crowley #i absolutely adore this #good art #good op #queue

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Tomorrow's DC forecast: high of 100 with 53% humidity. I am indeed a stressed human eel miserably slip slidin' through a damp melty bathwater-flavored hellscape.

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

#jenn lols #this hurts me #i really think it might be my last dc summer #the heat turns me into a person i do not like

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spamming you guys with more quick go studies i’m sorry

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #beautiful art #the colors and the speckling bring me so much joy #queue

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pride month edition ↣ raymond holt 🏳️‍🌈

#brooklyn 99 #captain holt #raymond holt #pride #get it ray #queue

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Anathema Device in Good Omens 1.02 ‘The Book’

#anathema device #girl crush alert #gifset #good omens #queue

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Listen, eleven years ago, something came to this village, some sort of beast or creature. And if you’re neighbourhood watch, maybe you noticed.

#anathema device #i kind of love her glasses #good omens #queue

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Lucifer Morningstar

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#Lucifer Morningstar #lucifer on netflix #beautiful art #queue

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Random thought I needed to get off my chest. I don’t really like that there will be a season 5 of Lucifer. I feel like season 4 while not completely wrapping up the show was really good and could work well as a series finale. I am honestly not sure how they could continue with a season 5. It feels like there is so much and too little to cover. And with one season on Netflix (10 ep) can’t or shouldn’t create a new story line. What do you think they could do? Am I missing something?

Oh. Okay. I definitely have thoughts on this. Please understand that I’m not criticizing your opinion; mine is different, though. And I’m mostly going to look at it from a big-picture, dramatic structure perspective.

The showrunners have always had a long-term plan for the show; I believe Lucifer returning to Hell of his own volition, not as punishment but as protector–as a sign of his own growth and acceptance of responsibility–was always part of that plan. I don’t, however, believe that’s where the show was ever intended to end. That said, S3′s abrupt cancelation rattled everyone. I truly believe that Joe and Ildy–unwilling to take a risk on getting another season–wanted S4 to result in a story that could be an ending, if it needed to be.

But only if Lucifer were a tragedy.

Which it is not. 

The basic difference between a tragedy and comedy is that the central character(s) either end(s) up in a worse place or a better one at the end of the story compared to where they started. At extremes (and looking at archetypal examples), this often translates to dead or married. Hamlet vs. As You Like It. 

Season 4 works–and the ending felt (mostly) satisfying, if painful–because, as a season, they structured it as a tragedy (all that angst wasn’t for nothing!). In it, they give us a beautiful, archetypal example of a noble or high-status protagonist (Lucifer), whose hamartia (or tragic error; here, revealing to Dromos that he never intends to return to Hell), begins a chain reaction that reverses his felicity (Chloe finally accepting him and offering her love/returning his love) to catastrophe (returning to Hell, the place he swore he’d never return).

But wait! There’s more!

And that more all boils down to S4′s ending feeling mostly satisfying but not entirely satisfying.

It’s because Lucifer has never been coded as a tragedy. So, giving us a beautifully crafted tragedy of a season goes against the overall coding of the show as a whole. Lucifer has not shied away from darkness, but it has never given me the impression it’s telling a story where death (physical, emotional, metaphorical) is the endgame. Lucifer has, at its heart, always been a story about forgiveness, hope, joy, love, found family, creation over destruction. It is a story where therapy (healing) plays an integral part; this season involved the protagonist finally taking the first step toward forgiving the person he most needs to forgive: himself. 

These are the elements of a dramatic comedy.

So, if Lucifer is a dramatic comedy, it cannot end with the protagonist separated from hope, joy, love, found family, ongoing forgiveness, or creation over destruction. In fact, narratively, S4′s ending is a fantastic example of what’s called a false climax. A false climax exists to trick the audience into thinking the story is near its end. More importantly, a false climax requires a reversal.

In the false climax of Lucifer, the writers tell us, “This is a tragedy. Lucifer has learned responsibility, and, as a result, he must now separate himself from everything he loves because that is the responsible thing to do.” Separation is often a hallmark of false climaxes. The true climax, which we’ll see in Season 5, should (will) address the deeper questions the show has been asking us since the beginning (the inciting incident, all the way back in S1), and which have recurred at pivotal points throughout the entire story: Where is God in all this? If Heaven and Hell are both flawed, what is the answer? Can Lucifer (and, consequently, we who identify with him) actually heal? And, most importantly, if someone strives, learns, grows, stumbles, and ultimately changes, does he (or she) not deserve to be in a better place at the end?

A tragedy would leave us with these questions. It would leave us with answers that say, “Nothing matters; we are who we’ve been created to be; free will doesn’t exist; choice is a lie; give up.” A comedy, I think, says, “This is the darkest hour, my love, but night is almost over. Let us hold each other in hope until morning comes.”

This is already long, but a couple more points to think about:

The show may be called Lucifer, but it has always been about partnership, equality, and the vulnerability this kind of relationship requires to be successful. That means Chloe is as much a protagonist as Lucifer. She, too, deserves to be in a better place at the end compared with where she was in the beginning (struggling single mom no one takes seriously; abandoned). She, too, has progressed from where she was and deserves to see that reflected in where she is as the show ends.

There’s no new storyline for S5. There’s the proper climax–the rightful dramatic comedy culmination of the growth and change and vulnerability the show has always been about. To get that, Lucifer must not remain in Hell, which means the question of Hell must be addressed. He must learn he has not been abandoned, that he is not alone, that people love him enough to face Hell to prove it. To get that, Chloe must finally have a partner who is honest, loving, and has no intention of leaving her–as her deepest fear is that the people she loves will always leave because fate wants her to be unhappy–her dad’s death; Lucifer returning to Hell–or they need more and she isn’t enough for them–Dan, Lucifer in S2, her mom to some degree. 

The showrunners wanted six seasons. I think this means that the Lilith (and/or Michael) storyline they were telegraphing in S4 may get dropped or repurposed. I believe they may have to condense things they might not want to have condensed or leave plot threads dangling they’d really rather have tied up. But, after S4, I have no doubt, no doubt whatsoever, that they’ll manage to give us the satisfying real climax the show, right down in the bones of its narrative structure, has promised us from the beginning. 

And that ending is the one where Lucifer and Chloe achieve true and lasting partnership, surrounded by the chosen family they’ve collected and come to love along the way. It may not be a physical, archetypal marriage because this show has always delighted in bucking those expectations–but the partnership, the family, will be real, it will be absolute, and, in that, we will achieve as an audience, the real catharsis we desire and deserve: striving matters, truth matters, love matters, and even with our flaws and weaknesses and stumbles and doubts and fears and guilt and shame, we are better together than apart. In fact, what’s weak in me is strong in you, what weak in you is strong in me, and if we work together, we’ll always overcome the dark.

And I’ll take that over a tragedy every single time.

#lucifer on netflix #lucifer meta #i love everything about this #queue