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Me to Kai azer:

#powerless #kai azer #paedyn gray

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"Evie prayed to be swallowed into the earth and perhaps reborn as a tree, where the only thing she would be expected to do was grow."

Girl me too. Damn.

#assistant to the villain

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I AM GOING TO FUCKING K!LL MYSELF!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#assistant to the villain

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Evie feeling some kinda way (but never afraid) when The Villain is villaining.

#assistant to the villain #attv spoilers #evie sage #evie x trystan

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I love it when a story defines good and evil not as moral values but as camps in opposition to one another where "good" is the dominant camp that declares itself good by virtue of that position of power and "evil" is all the people lining up to oppose the forces of good because they're fucked up actually. Yes this is about Assistant to the Villain.

#assistant to the villain

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“You just can't kill people and be pretty. It's confusing.”

“You think I'm pretty?”

(jsbdjdj evie is meeee)

#assistant to the villain

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THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989 | 2023) Dir. John Musker and Ron Clements | Rob Marshall

#ariel x eric #the little mermaid 2023 #the little mermaid #halle bailey #jonah hauer king

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this was the only thing i thought about during his conversation with barbie

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023

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the little mermaid (2023)

prince eric’s pov:

“we should allow you to get some sleep, and perhaps dried off as well.”

“oh, uh, yes! we took a boat out on the lagoon and i’m afraid we ended up in it!”

“anyway, goodnight.”

grimsby’s exquisite hosting etiquette saves me from my embarrassingly giggly manner. i’ve been like this all day, surprising myself as i have never been this way with anyone but myself, in my study. but today, as i rediscovered the beauty of the island with this very curious and very free-spirited young lady, i couldn’t help but enjoy the intimacy of sharing happiness and joy with her, as if it is what I am meant to do for the rest of my life

my eyes follow her small silhouette up the stairs and I am speechless, unable to say anything more to not embarrass myself further. i fail immensely as my cheeks heat up when she turns around catching me smiling, admiring how breathtaking she looks in my hat, how her beautiful long locks fall down her back. unable to hide my fondness for her , i stand still as she walks back down towards me and places my hat on my head. having nowhere else to hide, my eyes wonder else wear to not meet hers. my brain is only allowed to think of “goodnight. ariel” after inhaling her sweet salty scent once more.

as ariel walks up the stairs towards the guest bedchambers, my mind is reminded of the wonderful day i shared with her. In complete and utter bliss, here i stand, frozen as I stare at the girl that washed up from the sea just yesterday, desperately wishing i had built up the courage to have kissed her way before we fell into the lagoon

ariel.

my comfort and care-free spirit today with her leads me to believe i had to have met ariel before her arrival at the castle. i am reminded of the reaction my body had under her touch in the row boat, how familiar it was on my cheek. my mind has been a fog ever since, ariel consuming every thought racing in my mind. she is all i can think about now. after having had only spent a day with this beautiful stranger, I can not imagine what life was before her or what it could be after, without her. she has invaded me in every way possible and i can not seem to remember what occupied me before her.

i am snapped out of my heavenly thoughts by grimsby’s voice, expressing disappointment when stating they could not find the girl. What girl is he referring to?

#hes such a simp bless him #jonah hauer king #the little mermaid #prince eric #halle bailey #disney #halle and jonah #princess ariel #the little mermaid live action #prince eric pov #the little mermaid 2023 #disney live action couple #disney live action

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Every time I post something here is supposed to be short just to get the thought out of my mind and it turns out being a HUGE ramble that could become and essay I don't know what happens it just happens

#and honestly i treat here like its a diary #a virtual amd kjnda weird diary i know #but i always forget people can see what i post #and then get confused when someone interact with my post

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I keep thinking abou that scene of Eric almost falling off the ship in the beginning of the movie and Grimsby being stressed about him nearly dieing and Eric just laughs like the cute princeling guy he is

But like

Imagine him as kid being like this? Climbing things, hanging on ropes, wanting to jump head first into the ocean

I mean he must have been the kind of kid that drives you absolutely insane cause you need to constantly make sure they won't die (and let's be honest Ariek was probably the same)

I can just imagine him falling all the time because of his "adventures" and everyone freaking out he's seriously hurt while he's just laughing and showing those cute dimples

Just... I can see why Grimsby got worried like a mother goose he was STRESSED

#the little mermaid live action #prince eric #grimsby #the little mermaid 2023

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I don’t care if I’m an adult. I want these Ariel dolls, dammit!

#the little mermaid live action #barbie

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When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

#no seriously #I'm getting crazy without my fics to read #its the end of semester please give me back my baby so i can be hapoy again

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AO3 wasn't working tge whole day and now I 3 am where I live AND IT STILL DOESN'T LOAD?! COME ON I NEED MY LITTLE MERMAID FICS YOU GUYS

#the little mermaid 2023

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Opened Instagram right now and saw Charlie posted some stories

Me: oh wow he's talking really fast why is that?

Charlie saying he's in so much caffeine and telling every caffeine drink he had

Me: ...that explains a few things

#julie and the phantoms #luke patterson #charlie gillespie

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It's so so weird for me how I'm 22 and my sister hurt turned 15 now

Like weird in how diferent we are in life aspects but also

We're swifties

I feel we are living 2 Taylor Swift songs at the same time?

She's 15 just starting High school making new friends and having crushes on boys

And I'm 22 being happy free confused and lonely at the same time (maybe in the best way but depends on the day) being in college and trying to be an adult while also not feeling like a grown-up woman

Basically her life is a little complicated but looks looks end of the world for her. And my life looks a lot complicated all the time and I just pretend it's alright when it isn't

#real life #swifties #taylor swift