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An X-ray of your face is really a picture of what you’ll look like in 150 years

#♱ Self ♱

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Your sense of humor is just a bunch of inside jokes you have with yourself

#I feel offended. #♱ Self ♱

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#It's Narci. #♱ Self ♱

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@vampirediariesfan01

#♱ Self ♱

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Omg r u ok? Wtf????

io wilklk noit be opn for rthe mnewxt dferw dayus.

iom fdione sdontr woeerry

#self ;

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feb 8, 2018

ig | redbubble 

#♱ Aesthetics ♱

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i hope these wizard pugs make your day better

#They did thank you. #♱ Aesthetics ♱

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Babe if u buy a merman costume I will lose my shit and not stop laughing

That’s really not where I was going with this...

But hey, who am I to say no to getting to hear my gf’s beautiful laugh, right?

#>_> #Anonymous

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True Nature by Jakub Rozalski

#♱ Aesthetics ♱

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Welp guess it’s time to buy a merman costume.

#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #♱ Self ♱

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Let’s meet f2f.

I wanna see if you’re funnier from up close.

im p good with makeup i could do it for you guys~

#♱ Self ♱

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I don’t find your jokes very funny.

im p good with makeup i could do it for you guys~

#♱ Self ♱

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Don’t know who you are but I’ve seen some posts.

And I don’t like you, not really.

im p good with makeup i could do it for you guys~

#You'd better leave my gf alone. #♱ Self ♱

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 I’m afraid I know the answer to that. Personally it doesn’t move but rather shift.

 And it always gets worse when I’m trying to do my eyebrows.

 I’ve found soy sauce helps, actually. Smelling it or drinking it ( don’t judge me)

@my reflection stop doing… That. I can’t do my fricking makeup when u keep spazzing

#I mean maybe if you'd stop treating me like the bad guy here #We could #lol #♱ Self ♱

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Most relatable post on the undernet.

@my reflection stop doing… That. I can’t do my fricking makeup when u keep spazzing

#♱ Self ♱ #I feel your struggle.

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cool story but why can’t I drink blood from my vampire chalice

#Wait so does it control the vampire tho #Or does the vampire control you... #i'm ...confused #♱ Self ♱

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#♱ Aesthetics ♱