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daisysjones -> likeclarabow
new url new me (not really)
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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.
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Part 2 of The Nightmare Comic. 
I spent a lot of time wondering about The Rules & how it all probably worked. 
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If this post gets 50,000 notes I’ll make a Part Three.
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I had a nightmare last night.
I was a reporter.
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Instagram credit: co.nfused
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Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?
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'"You're a Fox," Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.'
I could've added a lot more details to this and it's not 100% accurate to the book, but I had to stop myself or this would've taken me another week to finish lmao
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wtf was declan doing bringing ashley to monmouth at the start of trb… he told her oh yeah let me show you the place my psycho brother lives (don’t worry he won’t be there) i gotta take you to the freak museum! this is his weird ass fuck buddy and their poor sidekick hahaha date night! you’re a lobster
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message
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