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Character A: God, wouldn't you love to be haunted?

Character B: Only if it's by you.

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Knowledge is a curse and my addiction. Just remove my brain.

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Hey man, having an unnecessarily inflated ego is nice sometimes

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That wasn't the question but acceptable answer!

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Thankfully, my dignity goes to sleep at midnight, so

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Oh. They're eight graders. This changes things.

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If you're not at least a little gay with your homies, what's the point?

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Put the braincell to charge, it's running out of battery

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I would show you the tally I keep of all the times you've disappointed me, but that would not be conductive to the conversation, so instead I'm gonna give you the summary

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Character A: No one outruns the Hut apparently

Character B: How do you think they don't get out-pizza'd?

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Maybe I don't consume enough heterosexual content to understand men???

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I'm the one that advocates tits over ass but I would never ever say ass is bad

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Character A: *is sick*

Character B: Please rest if you can

Character A: Can't rest when there's so many MILFs on the prowl

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Add it to my list of "weird metaphors to convey my tender gay repression"

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I have the full right to slander crabs

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My ass is still fat and shaking, don't you worry about me

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GRIEVE OVER MY ASS, BITCH

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