And I will try with every rhyme to come across like I am dying
To let you know you need to try to think
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Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
Johnny Knoxville (via rainysundaysandcoffee)
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I couldn’t decide which version I liked best so I just them into a gif :)
Can’t get enough of these two, I can’t wait for when their new album comes out! It’s going to be SICK.
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Hell of a Ride — Bo Burnham — what.
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Fun Fact: The average person will walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they decided not to murder you.
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What This Man Found In A Bag Of Mulch Will Blow Your Mind. What He Did With It Will Melt Your Heart.
A Florida man opened a new bag of mulch and, to his surprise, he found a baby squirrel inside. We found the man on Reddit, where he is known by the handle “Nadtacular,” but now the Internet is starting to know him because of his compassion. The baby squirrel appeared to be only days old when he found it. It was so young, he initially mistook it for a mouse or rat. But he decided to take care of it, and lucky for us, document his its development.
As you can see from the photographs, a bond developed between the man and the squirrel, which he named “Zip.” There is no definitive answer to how baby Zip found its way into the bag of mulch, but it’s safe to say Zip appears to be enjoying his new home. It’s also safe to say that this man’s selfless act has restored our hope in humanity. Way to go!
Via Slightly Viral
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Just a casual evening in the Joseph house…
video here
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imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
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By Taryn Nobil
If you discovered twenty one pilots by stumbling upon the “Guns for Hands” music video like I did, you have Mark C. Eshleman to thank.
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#universally accepted as the best episode of spongebob
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