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[otterlinormal]

sometimes its a bad mental health day.

You can't generate energy for shit.

Today (April 14) was that day for me.

But I'm gonna take my victories where I got them.

did I wake up early? No. I woke up at 10 but didn't get moving until 12.

Did I shower? Yes, a quick one to wake me up, but I showered and brushed my teeth even

Did I do the grocery shopping? No. But I have the list of must-have prepped and ready to go.

Did I do all the laundry that's been sitting in the hamper for the past two weeks? No, but the shirts, socks, and other assorted undergarments are hung/folded into their respective spots, hangers for pants are hanging to one side and ready for their turn, and my uniform shirts are folded and ready to go.

Are the dishes done? Yes. Washed, dried or drying, sink cleared and drains empty.

Did I clean the cat's food station? Yes. Her carpet has been shaken out, her plastic mat washed, food bowls washed, water fountain washed, and the fountain filter has been changed.

Did I eat? Yes, even though the thought of food physically made me ill, I still made a quick meal, ate all of it, washed the dishes I used.

So maybe I didn't get all of what I wanted to get done.

But I still did something, even if it was only part of the full task

It's better than nothing.

Anything is better than nothing, and I'm going to take comfort in that.

#mental health #zero energy #Some days you're invincible #Some days you're lucky to get out of bed #Take pride in getting something done #Even if it's just little shit

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i need more friends that I can ask unhinged questions from. Like. Would you rather fuck Leon or Illima from Pokemon?

I just need answers.

#Pokemon #Pokemon Leon #Pokemon Illima

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We just got back from the Vet's office and it turns out that what we THOUGHT was a little man is actually a little lady and she's still a menace.

Say hello to Ginergsnap! Menace incarnate and making it impossible to write anything on my Aideku, lol

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My mom's opinion on Millennials and Zoomers after watching this video and the general shenanigans therein:

"you were so fixated on what you could do, you never stopped to consider if you should."

Me: "Pretty sure Jurassic Park is peak Millennial humor."

goncharov

#goncharov

[otterlinormal]

sometimes the funniest shit in fandoms is when everyone collectively looks at one fucker and goes,

"You. You adopt any and all unattended children."

In other news:

This man is apparently a father

#pokemon #champion lance #Wataru

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Okay, so I reblogged this for s&g but I just got 320 bucks from my workplace today.

Sooo....

Score?

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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This is literally an entire subplot in one of my innumerable WIPs

It’s like three in the morning for me, which is prime thinking hours so

Characters who hold names in an extremely high regard

Wether that is because their name was never given the respect it deserved, or maybe they never had one to begin with

Characters who exclusively call others by nicknames, but when they do call someone by their name, it’s so goddam meaningful

Who grant people nicknames with various levels of care, but quietly whisper their lovers name like it’s their most treasured secret

Characters who see a name, and see something much more

(Don’t know how coherent any of this is but I’m fleshing out my oc and brain go brrr)

oh absolutely yesss

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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The Hatman is Urahara.

all the captains and lieutenants accidentally get slipped some of ukitake's fucked up gigaweed edibles, what happens

First of all, it's not an accident, they straight-up plan a Friday-Night-Of-A-Three-Day-Weekend event of this. Everyone is curious, and Ukitake thinks it will be a funny way to celebrate his Birthday. He is correct: Yamamoto: Veteran of The Dank Arts, gets real high but not unpleasantly so. Would do it again next time he has a long weekend to enjoy it!

Sasakibe: Claims Ludwig Wittgenstein makes PERFECT sense now, attempts to write this philosophical revelation down but is thwarted by the jammed machinations of a clicky pen.

Soi Fon: Gives herself a hernia laughing at one (1) bad pun.

Yoruichi: Used to Urahara's Megaweed Edibles, so approaches the Gigaweed with undue confidence, declares This Edible Ain't Shit five minutes in and eats a second one. She has to be coaxed down from the top of the fridge where she's hiding from The Hatmen by bribing her with a can of Tuna. (Ukitake keeps the $21-a-can Good Shit in the house)

Omaeda: Creates a God-teir marinara Sauce, AND has the good sense to have Nemu pause her Game of Go and come into the kitchen to write down what he did.

Rose: Writes a magnificent new symphony, it's his best work ever, it's life alteringly beautiful, it's effervescent- When he sobers up, it's half a piccolo solo that barely qualifies as a ringtone.

Izuru: In the kitchen crying while eating an inadvisable amount of Omaeda's Spaghetti Marinara.

Retsu: Category Five Mukbang Incident

Isane: Thinks she's filming the Mukbang Incident, actually has her phone open to the calculator app.

Shinji: refuses to touch the Gigaweed because he "Owes The Hatmen Money" and nobody can tell if he's joking or not (he's not).

Momo: Literally Everything is HILARIOUS

Hiyori: Did not know it was possible to have a bigger, gayer crush on Momo, but she somehow opened up a new level of lesbianics. She calls it Gay 2.

Byakuya: Couchlocked for 24 hours straight.

Renji: Couchlocked right there with him, but able to text Izuru to bring them Spaghetti.

Komamura: Can't. Canine Weed Toxicity. (Relieved, offers to spend the weekend watching Toshiro and Yachiru so he has an excuse to go winter camping over the weekend)

Iba: Got High as FUCK. Found out later that the thing he actually ate was a Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

Shunsui: his alcohol tolerance actually makes his weed tolerance terrible so he's on the floor from jokingly licking the wrapper.

Nanao: Challenging people to knife fights (Romantic Intent).

Tousen: Immediately passes out because he managed to get his blood pressure down to normal levels, sleeps for 26 hours straight and wakes up feeling genuinely well-rested and in a good mood for the first time in two centuries.

Kensei: Gets his hand bitten at the Category 5 Mukbang Incident because he thought it would be funny to try to snitch off Retsu's plate.

Shuuhei: Attempting to refinance Shinji's debt with The Hatmen. Possibly succeeding?

Mashiro: Said "This Edible Ain't Shit", took a second, and appears to be unaffected. Playing Go with Nemu and winning.

Matsumoto: Makes the Hernia-inducing Pun. Will not STOP making Puns.

Hitsugaya: Being babysat by Komamura, would be madder about this if he wasn't also having a blast doing wintertime camping.

Kenpachi: Attempts to fight his own shadow, loses.

Yachiru: Also on the Wintertime Mountain Expedition, trying to talk Toshiro into joining her and Komamura on an Elk Hunt.

Ikkaku: Has done weed before, but only smoked it, but has a naturally suspicious nature and waits to see how Yoruichi does on her second edible, and avoids running afoul of The Hatmen.

Yumichika: Stays sober to collect blackmail on everyone. Actually films the Mukbang Incident for Isane

Mayuri: This is NOTHING compared to the Quantum Formaldymeth shit he's been on for the last century.

Urahara: from a prominent weed-growing family and lifetime connoisseur of The Herb. Takes one bite and realizes he's in deep shit, lies down on the floor next to Shuuhei and gives him terrible financial advice.

Nemu: Not chemically effected by The Edible but she loves A Group Social Activity so she's a little crunk on Social Recognition Euphoria and it's interfering with her game.

Ukitake, peeling his lieutenant off the floor: Y'all are wimps.

Rukia: has to be peeled off the floor, is affectionately dumped in the laps of Renji and Byakuya, where she forces them to have an emotionally honest and borderline normal conversation.

#AEIWAM #gallusrostromegalus

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How I proposed to my work wife.

Kakashi trying to convince Gai that yes they did have a ceremony.

Kakashi: It was beautiful. I was there, Naruto was there, you wore green.

Gai: ...wait a minute

#rayshippouuchiha #naruto #2 Shinobi And A Baby AU

[otterlinormal]

MA'AM

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Explicit Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Nedzu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Bullied Midoriya Izuku, Hurt Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Adult Midoriya Izuku, No Underage Sex, Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Analyst Midoriya Izuku, Smart Midoriya Izuku, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Morally Ambiguous Character, Morally Ambiguous Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Romance, romantic stalking, Unhealthy Relationships, Technically But In A Spicy And Good Kind Of Way, Eventual Smut, Happy Ending, Yandere Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, But We’re Honestly Fine With That, Yandere Aizawa For Izuku’s Fun And Profit, Love at First Sight, and that’s a threat, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dark, But Again In A Fun And Spicy Way, Nedzu Being Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Feral Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa “Nice To Meet You Let’s Get Married” Shouta, Aizawa “If Red Flags Were A Man” Shouta, Seriously Erasure Turns His Eyes Red In This As A Warning From The Universe Itself, Thankfully Izuku’s Favorite Color Is Red So …, 

Summary:

The door opens before Izuku can manage to say anything and then he feels frozen for an entirely different reason.

Because standing there, a bulging plastic bag in one hand, is …

“Eraserhead!” Izuku practically yelps as he abruptly straightens up, entirely too aware of the way his clothes are rumpled and his glasses are undoubtedly smudged.

Eraserhead pauses, lower lip pouting just a bit, before he arches a brow in Izuku’s direction.

“I thought I told you to call me Shōta?” Eras- Aizawa, because Shōta still feels so intimate, asks.

🥧BUY ME A SLICE OF PIE🥧 / PATREON

#rayshippouuchiha

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a They Deserve Each Other shipping scale where on one end of the axis you have the “no one else is good enough for them” ships, and on the other end you have the ships that need to be together monogamously forever as a quarantine measure. whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them must be contained for the greater good.

#rayshippouuchiha #Aideku #without question #Any of your yandere Aizawas

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It's a pun designed for the express purpose of driving both my brothers insane on our shared gaming groups. It's been 5 years and they still hate it.

For that pick your potion post.

One: definitely yellow. Because I still sob when I think of Mae’s Hughes and his love for Gracie and Elicia

Two: Otterlinormal. That is the cutest username ever Otterliadorable more like

1.) Excellent choice

2.) Agreed!

#rayshippouuchiha #You're very sweet tho #I appreciate it

[otterlinormal]

Yes Ma'am

In the interest of, once again, being completely clear on the subject for the small wave of newcomers in my replies and inbox:

I will ship whatever I want. I will talk about those ships to like-minded individuals. I will write fic for them. Nothing and no one will ever stop me.

If you come into my space, click on fics and posts that are clearly labeled with a ship you don't enjoy/approve of, and then think you're somehow going to have the moral high ground by attempting to shame me over them, you're very much wasting your time.

I understand the difference between reality and fiction, I am mentally and emotionally developed enough to be able to draw those lines successfully and enjoy/create things in fiction that I would not approve of in real life.

If you are incapable of doing the same then that's on you.

Your shortcomings are not, and never will be, my problem.

#go off queen #Reblog because i am very much the same way #But you're much more articulate than me

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no, its fine, it's just funny to be honest.

I might've fucked up, Ray

It’s almost stupidly funny about this situation that I’ve found myself in because of my hubris.

A) I have told a good friend of mine about your blog because it has BNHA and she says she’s gonna browse 

B) Said friend knows that I’m in a group chat with my brother called Super Weenie Hut Jr’s. (Yes, I’m that anon)

C) there is a pic on here with said chat.

D) there is also a picture of my younger brother’s dog and cat that she has as well 

I’m just gonna go and auto delete myself from existence right now.

~~~ Hey if you ever need me to delete something personal you’ve sent me then just hit me up

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Just at me next time.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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My favorite part is Kabuto’s ‘mistakes have been made’ moment:

#And it was in this moment #He knew #He fucked up