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Jailhouse Rock by RayShippouUchiha
bnha | general | 7k | aideku | complete | pre relationship
“Wouldn’t mind seeing this Midoriya for myself,” Shōta presses on undeterred.
“Yes,” Sansa hisses triumphantly.
“You planned this, you traitor,” Tsukauchi rounds on Sansa for a split second before he turns back towards Shōta, face carved from resolute stone. “And as for you meeting Midoriya? Absolutely not. I forbid it. He’s a menace with a RAP sheet longer than you are tall and you’re also a menace who enjoys chaos more than you’ll ever admit outright. The two of you meeting has Bad Idea™ written all over it in lights. Mainly for me.”
Shōta just stares at him, deeply unimpressed.
A fic where both characters are feral gremlins and absolutely perfect for each other. Izuku never went to UA, and as an adult he has been arrested many many times (for all the right reasons). And one of these times, Shouta is at the precinct talking to Tsukauchi and he gets *curious*, to Tsukauchi's horror.
Super funny story. Izuku is a Menace and feral and confident and amazing. And Shouta is loving everything about him.
Author’s tags: Humor, Meet-Cute, Technically And By Their Standards, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Quirkless Discrimination (My Hero Academia), BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Aged-Up Character(s), Activist Midoriya Izuku, Tattooed Midoriya Izuku, Mentor Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Sansa Is The Surprise MVP Of This One, Arrested Midoriya Izuku, Comedy, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku, Cockblock Tsukauchi Naomasa, Tsukauchi Naomasa Needs a Break
Remember to leave feedback to the author! <;3 @rayshippouuchiha
#bnha#aideku#fic rec#midoriya izuku#aizawa shouta#humor#pre relationship#meet cute#quirkless izuku#feral character#canon divergent#general#10k#complete#rayshippouuchiha
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While he is indeed handcuffed, the cuffs aren’t attached to anything else. Plus his hands have been left in front of him.
‘Honestly,’ Tony scoffs to himself, ‘it’s like they’re asking me to escape.’
Someone out there is vastly underestimating him and his ability to be a pain in the ass to the people who kidnap him.
Tony is disappointed in his kidnappers (chp. 1)
Fearful Symmetry by RayShippouUchiha (AO3)
Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Teen/Mature – Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark
#Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Shapeshifters #Team as Family #Pining #BAMF Tony Stark #Protective Bucky Barnes #Kidnapping #Fluff #Humor #Snark #Comic Book Science
He’s obviously in the warehouse district near the docks, probably in one of the abandoned packing plants or something of the like. Honestly at this point this kidnapping couldn’t get more cliché if it actively tried.
“Service sucks and the wait staff stole my clothes,” Tony whispers, unable to help himself as he slinks down the hall, “Zero stars, would not come again.”
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R.E.P.O. Necromancy Division Blues
@rayshippouuchiha Congratuations, you won my insomnia’s hyper fixation for the night.
There was one big benefit to working at the REPO organization, Assistant Necromancer R.D. mused, standing at the side of the big vat of ‘mysterious red fluid’ (Probably the Hemo-divisions spare blood they stole from medical storage. Or janitorial returning lost fluids again. One of them. Until he had a Blood Mage step in and check, he wasn’t planning to touch it.)
R.D. took a deep swig from the oversized coffee mug in his hand- shaped from the bones of one of his earliest failed experiments, the sealed skull of a fire demon kept the chai latte perfectly warmed, without being scalding.
Where was he?
Right, big benefit of working at REPO.
The dress code, and the loose definition thereof. As long as it was mildly modest, wasn’t an active safety hazard, and didn’t flash unmentional bits at random people who didn’t want it, meant that being called in, literally from his bed, meant he only had to grab his non slip work shoes and a lab coat before getting summoned in.
He glanced down at his vibrant fuzzy pajama bottoms: covered with the gaudiest blue, green, and teal shark print, and the loose black and gray lab coat and black band shirt that completed his ‘3AM’ appearance and then looked back up and took another swig of chai.
“Boss!” looking over, R.D. tracked his personal assistant: Benny B. Ones, the gleaming white bone and carved enamel designs flickering as the skeleton tumbled and jogged around the room, ducking around a cart of bone fragments that an apprentice osteo member was transporting.
“Benny. Why am I here before noon.” The skeleton reached into his ribcage and flicked through a binder that was stapled to the left side of his spine. “We’ve got several memo’s from upper management, specifying both intern policy, recruitment drives, and the plans for the Inevitable Lich Conversion Drive.”
“The ILCD is still on standby. Fatality rates are low enough that we don't need it yet.” R.D. flipped through the memo’s with only mild concern. “And if we don’t get enough Interns, those rates aren’t gonna stay steady. Medical keeps taking anyone with general healing abilities and the flesh crafters, considering they run the HRT and Body Customization wing, which is making the reconstructive procedures for the actual dead people a nightmare. Trying to get three Necro-specialists to work on the same problem at any point in time is a bitch.”
Benny nodded, and rummaged through the various pouches and files in his chest, before pulling out what was very clearly an incident report: considering the edges of the paper were laminated with bright yellow and black hazard print.
“And there’s also this!”
Taking the report, R.D. gave it a long look, skimming over the basics until he hit the actual ‘Incident’ description… before pausing.
“Why the hell do we have the reconstructed remains of six T-rexes in the first place? And who let the Bone Crew at them?”
Sighing, R.D. folded the paper up and started marching through the hallway towards the Graveyard warehouses, gaudy Pj’s leading the charge while his labcoat gave a melodramatic ‘swoosh’ behind him.
“I swear, it’s always something here.”
#ray's ethically pansexual organization#Rayshippouuchiha#necromancy Division#Fanfic?#Technically.#Insomnia Fueled#REPO Necromancy division#@rayshippouuchiha
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A few of my takes on Naruto’s Disguise- Arashi from Rayshippouuchiha’s Au Foundation.
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Sometimes i want to ask my favorite fanfic writers for an uptade but im so afraid of seeing them go " well now that this little ducker asked I ain't posting shit" in a post or abandon the fic because of me that I just keep my mouth shut and re read the chapters I have
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Peter Hale, Isaac Lahey, Kira Yukimura, Sheriff Stilinski
Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Stiles, Kanima Stiles Stilinski, Master Derek Hale, Dark Thoughts, Season 3B AU, Protective Stiles Stilinski, Codependency, Confident Stiles, Pre-Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Moral Ambiguity, Morally Ambiguous Stiles Stilinski, Aggressive Stiles Stilinski
Series: Part 2 of Your Shield And Sword, Your Claws And Venom Darling
Summary:
“You can say it, you know,” Stiles tells him as he folds the shirt and ties it around his waist, more for Derek’s sake than his own.
“Say what?” Derek asks as he starts towards where Isaac and the twins are still lying prone on the ground thanks to Stiles’ venom.
“That I’m a kanima,” Stiles blinks, tilts his head, and then smiles at the slightly surprised look on Derek’s face. “I know what I turned into Derek. I remember everything.”
“That’s,” Derek frowns as he bends down and picks Issac up, “that’s not how it was before, with Jackson. You’re a lot more aware than he was. He didn’t even know he was a kanima until right there at the end.”
“I’m an entirely different breed of animal than good old Apple Jax was,” Stiles tells him breezily as he reaches down and grabs each of the twins by a wrist. When he tugs in the direction of where the cars are all parked they move easily enough. So he shrugs and heads towards the cars, the two of them dragging along behind him like the unwanted luggage they are.
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also to all my followers who want to know about the shiny teeth tag
i'm sorry
@rayshippouuchiha said not to and i'm a petty gremlin
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There's no easy way to say it but my Mama passed last night.
Any help you guys can give would be greatly appreciated.
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N/ purely self-indulgent hhh, plus I always wanted to do something like this when I read a good fic. First attempt at making a webcomic.
Based on @rayshippouuchiha's ShikaNaru fic "The Brightest Flame (The Darkest Shadow)" :D
Rated: M
Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Crack Treated Seriously, BAMF Uzumaki Naruto, Genderfluid Character, Yandere Shikamaru Nara, Smitten Shikamaru Nara, Naruto with Tsunade's Strength, Love At first Chakra Enhanced Strike,.... etc.
Chapters (so far): 2/?
Summary:
Shikamaru’s never felt chakra so vibrant and warm before.
The log that Naruto’s been punching shatters clean apart, reduced to little more than splinters under the devastating force of his chakra enhanced blow.
Shocked and more than a bit startled, Shikamaru wheezes loudly, the sound carrying across the clearing and causing Naruto to abruptly turn and look in his direction.
And in that single moment Shikamaru is lost.
[excerpt]
...because Shikamaru is a Nara to the core, is the strongest they've seen in generations, and the Nara have always been a clan of Shadows after all.
and what does the shadow crave more than the light?
Naruto, with his ocean blue eyes and his golden hair swaying in the breeze his attack had created, shines as bright as the sun itself.
And Shikamaru intends to have him.
(edit: forgot to add this)
..."so much for that quiet wife and two ordinary kids idea."
"Time for a new plan." Because, really, there's no way life with Naruto is going to be any form of quiet or normal.
....Shikamaru's entire life plan has to be thrown out the window and then redrawn from scratch.
Either way Shikamaru's not actually all that upset about his entire life being thrown into an abrupt upheaval.
After all, convincing Naruto to marry him as soon as possible will be well worth the effort.
Naruto's pretty sure this is the closest they've ever actually been to one another outside of the few times they've been paired up to spar in class.
"What're you doing after this?" Shikamaru asks, one hand coming out of his pocket to reach out and play idly with the dangling sleeve of Naruto's kimono.
"After training?" Naruto keeps one eye on Shikamaru's hand...
"More like for the rest of your life," Shikamaru says. "But sure, we can start with training."
Naruto blinks.
.....[Naruto's] not really sure what, exactly, is happening here but he thinks this might mean Shikamaru wants to be his friend now.
Ah my sweet summer child.
Not an exact play by play of what was written in the fic, only the gist I guess and the moment that rly stuck in my head and got me giggling in my pillow.
My love for the "oblivious pure(?) mc and their darker, possessive s/o" trope has struck again. Couldn't've stopped myself from finishing this even when sleep-deprived, which I currently am right now. Had fun challenging myself with this too and might attempt it again with a future chapter or other works depending on my schedule. I'm occupied with studying this month so making something time extensive like this won't happen for awhile yet.
Excitedly waiting for updates :D
#myart#fanart#naruto fanart#naruto uzumaki#shikamara nara#shikamaru fanart#shikamaru x naruto#shikanaru#shikanaru fanart#shikamaru x naruto fanart#au#yandere#tw yandere#yandere fluff#??#lol#webcomic#comic#my attempt at it anyway#fanfic#naruto fanfic#naruto fancomic#fancomic#digitalart#character art#artists on tumblr#future uzumaki-nara hhhhh
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Started watching Bleach again as an adult because I saw a 100k+ fic and decided that in order to read it, I needed to understand the canon. Once I actually got into the canon I fell immediately in love with Urahara and got sucked into a totally different ship. This is that ship. And since I'm a firm believer that once you read over 100 fics for a ship in less 3 months, you need to make a list of your favouriters, here we are!
@uraharaichigo's current top 25 URAICHI FIC.
breaking and entering is a crime, you know (but i'd forgive you of anything) by Excalis | T, 4k | “Why do you keep breaking into my house?” Ichigo complained, in lieu of a proper response. It was best to not feed Kisuke’s ego. “I was sexiled from my own home,” Kisuke sighed.
Your Humble Offering (In The Mouth Of This Abandoned Church) by RayShippouUchiha | M, 10k | Ichigo, the man who took Kisuke’s crumbling self into both of his hands and pressed the pieces back together with a gruff sort of gentleness, dies.
the shore at dusk (there you'll find my heart) by Starsilver | M, 5k | Ichigo dreams of the heartbeat pounding of the waves and the taste of brine on his lips.
Alchemy by athena_crikey | G, 22k | Shiba Ichigo leads a boring, blameless life as head administrator for the Shiba Clan. Until one day, a mysterious repair shop moves in next door.
Brightest by athena_crikey | T, 8k | “You fill your life with colour and noise and friendship, Kurosaki-san. It’s a very impressive trait. You turn enemies into friends. I… I turn friends into enemies.” Urahara’s still smiling; bitter, brittle.
Madness of Monday by NotLonelyJustAlone | G, 7k | How… how… how? How do you explain ‘I’ve either gone mad or I’m reliving the same week and I don’t feel mad and everything happens the same but I remember it all and I can’t can’t can’t keep doing this please help please please please because even if I’m not mad already I can tell the road there is definitely shorter today than yesterday?’
Standing Over Him by NotLonelyJustAlone | T, 10k | “And you, Kurosaki Ichigo, are mine.” Ichigo without his powers, but not totally alone.
Bureaucracy Hell by Aliendel | G, 8k | Reizei Ariko was considered old for a shinigami. Useless in a fight, she’d been relegated to an administrative position at the Academy. She was content with her mostly monotonous life dealing with arrogant nobles and stupid brats. Until an orange-haired young man barged into it and turned her life upside down like he had so many others.
Fashion Faux Pas? by celestivian | E, 20k | Ichigo has a big party to go to, and nothing to wear. Out of desperation, he seeks out Kisuke for help. Kisuke, of course, delivers.
You Don't Have a Soul, You Are a Soul (You Have a Body) by FeelingFredly | G, 2.6k | Kisuke has a disregard for his own safety a mile wide and it's enough to drive Ichigo mad. This time he finds the shopkeeper unconscious but not alone, and the woman with him has some very interesting things to say.
Car by CheshireSense (cywscross) | G, 4k | Urahara Kisuke handles pursuit of a love interest about the same way he handles everything else: with needlessly convoluted plans carried out in the most roundabout way possible because straightforward just won't cut it for him. He's lucky Ichigo's used to it by now.
Guard by CheshireSense (cywscross) | T, 18k | Later, Kisuke will remember and tease, "Were you really obsessing over me, Ichigo? Oh my, I have my own personal stalker!", and get an elbow to the face for his troubles.
Skeletons in the Closet (and flowers by the window) by Sky_King | T, 51k | Kisuke has a plan. He always has, and he’s very good at seeing it to completion no matter what. But as he grooms that noble boy into the perfect weapon to defeat Aizen, he begins to regret ever pursuing this idea.
A Deep Drink by Mousieta | T, 9k | Ichigo is a grad student who needs help writing his thesis. And Kisuke…. well no one has ever asked Kisuke what he needs. Does he even know? Does it matter?
i've always been this way (please don't scream) by Mister_Fox | T, 5k | “Ever wanted to snatch a pigeon out of the sky and eat it?” Kisuke asks idly.
Fade to Crimson (I know your name) by Starrie_Wolf | T, 8k | Ichigo’s a relative newcomer at the Seireitei Shatterdome, but he’s settled into the steady pace of his work fine, even made some friends. There’s just one thing.
what is reality? (what is a lie?) by Starrie_Wolf | T, 15k | Sequel to what is a gift? (what is a sacrifice?). Kisuke promises to restore Ichigo's powers after Ichigo makes a sacrifice he doesn't expect, and this changes things when Ginjou starts sniffing.
Equilibrium Position by Silmariën (Starrie_Wolf) | E, 15k | He can't believe he has Aizen to thank for getting them together. Can you send fruit baskets to Mugen?
Feeling Horny by Silmariën (Starrie_Wolf) | E, 3k | When Urahara shoved Ichigo to Hirako to learn how to control his inner Hollow, Ichigo thought it meant Urahara wasn’t Hollowfied. He was wrong.
Ficlet February by nahnahnahnah | G, 20k | And he had faith, he did, that Ichigo would defeat Yhwach. That was a startling enough realization, that he would have faith in anyone other than maybe Yoruichi and Tessai.
Patience by floweringbloom | E, 4k | Ichigo needs to have more patience, but he's very good at being Kisuke's distraction.
Remember Me (I won’t wait) by fw_feathers (callmeren) | G, 6k | On November 6, 2022, 13:00, the world’s first VRMMO game «Brave Souls Online» officially opened its servers.
On November 6, 2022, 15:37, Kurosaki Ichigo put on his NerveGear and entered «Brave Souls Online».
On November 6, 2022, 17:30, the game of death began.
Every Second (I’ll be running) by fw_feathers (callmeren) | M, 25k | “You didn’t tell us your zanpakuto spirit is a giant sea serpent, Ichigo-san,” Kisuke says mildly. “Ah,” Ichigo says, shading his eyes with a hand. “Should I have mentioned that?”
For You, My Dear, I’d Wait Forever by PhishyFish | T, 27k | Everybody knew about the 12th’s lieutenant. After all, he made quite the striking figure. Wild orange hair, a permanent scowl, and power that clung tightly to his skin, it really was not an exaggeration that everyone knew him, or at the least, knew about him.
#uraichi#bleach#urahara kisuke#kisuke urahara#kurosaki ichigo#ichigo kurosaki#[]#[text]#|fic rec|#|bleach|#|uraichi|
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PandaRed really be back at it again proving why he's my favorite comic nerd tiktoker
@blackkatmagic @north-peach @chershare @rayshippouuchiha
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@rayshippouuchiha : posts something I have absolutely no idea about in a fandom I've never been part of
Me, absolutely not specifically seven crows in a disguise, still finding it relatable/shiny:
Also here's my cat holding still for a picture after I told her it was for Ray (betrayal lol she never does that for anyone else):
#Naruto meme#pls excuse my shitty Photoshop skills#also#RAY#STOP MAKING RELATABLE POINTS ABOUT FICTIONAL MEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER#(or at least they were when I first saw them...)#YOU SPECIFICALLY GAVE ME A DADDY KINK#BECAUSE OF AIZAWA#AND KAKASHI#I'll stop there bc I honestly don't have time for the full round up which is a shame#BUT YOU ALSO GOT ME INTERESTED IN FANDOMS AND CROSSOVERS#my poor sleep schedule 😔#don't take this too seriously#bc I also love you and my cat poses for pictures when I tell her it's for you#I'm pretty sure she just likes the sound of Ray though
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Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura from @rayshippouuchiha's Altered Beginnings AU.
#naruto#uzumaki naruto#uchiha sasuke#haruno sakura#art#rosa's art#digital art#i know ray didn't say anything about purple or clouds on naruto's kimono#but i saw 'sunset color scheme#and couldn't help myself
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In another life, maybe this is what team 7 is.
Kakashi definitely would fill a Captain Yamato like position.
Unofficial.
But it’s not like he has a team of his own (totally not his fault if the academy genin aren’t up to his standards, they’re just not ready yet). So what if he just happens to come across the team while on a “stroll”. Or decides he really needs to talk to Genma right this second and while he’s here, he might as well give some advice.
(And if any one thinks they’re keeping him from sensei’s son/his little brother, they have another thing coming)
Heavily inspired by ‘rayshippouuchiha’s au, like team ticking time bomb/shadows and strength, etc.
( https://rayshippouuchiha.tumblr.com/ ) love the rivalry between Sasuke and Shikamaru.
Ray did mention in a post or two about Anko being potentially the sensei to this team but I’m partial to Genma.
(was originally going to give Genma, Kakashi’s team 7 pose but decided he was worth having his own.)
#sasunaru#shikanaru#shikamaru nara#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#genma shiranui#team genma#Sensei genma#Alternative team 7#Smol Naruto
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Twas trolling @rayshippouuchiha tumblr when I saw a post about ObiKaka and baby trapping.
And like look, look: ObiKaka is one of my fav Kakashi pairings even if the OTP for him is Gai. But I also love ObiKaka with unhinged posessive Obito. So…
Time Travel!AU where Obito comes back, hyper fixated on Kakashi and goes: guess what mother fucker I’m going to keep you. He has the brilliant idea of combining their DNA, yoinking a random kid and using some justu to maybe the kid theirs like biologically.
But that’s not enough so Obito makes an entire infant and comes back to Konoha pretending he got kidnapped by a bunch of scientists who wanted super children and had Kakashi’s DNA.
It’s after the Kyuubi cause it happened before the time travel and Obito comes to the village to raise his kids and oop, that’s a blond child in our home somehow?! (Sarutobi tries but Kamui is useful and Obito murked Danzo so no one knows about the jinchuriki thing and also, Obito let it out who the parents are)
Obito is just pure yandere for Kakashi… who also time traveled and was in the middle of plotting when Obito smashed into his life again. He ain’t saying anything.
Also: kid kidnapped was Kabuto who also time traveled and due to root was around Obito to get snatched. He ain’t complaining.
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