vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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it’s some asshole’s birthday 🐉🐉🐉
#海馬瀬人生誕祭2020
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it’s the holidays again! that means it’s time for… OMOCAT’S 5TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!
check the image for more info~
good luck and happy holidays!
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“Egyptian Blue”, my second in a brand new series that’ll focus on the history behind color pigments.
Egyptian Blue was first manufactured around 2500 BC, and although it was incredibly tricky to make (specific temperature and oyxgen levels in the firing of a glassy solid) it was easy to work with and remained popular for a long time.
Recently it’s made a revival after the discovery that it (calcium copper silicate) can be broken down into “nano sheets” that produce infrared radiation. After falling into disuse for a few thousand years, it’s now being used in new medical imaging devices.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon
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SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
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remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood
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“Ugh, TMI.” “Yeah, that’s some tantalizing meat info.”
IMHO [Explained]
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Cast minor illusion, put myself in a dope outfit, and start walking down the catwalk with all the style and pinache i can muster.
Which is,
I should note, a fuckin lot.
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