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ortofosforico · 6 hours
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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ortofosforico · 1 day
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ortofosforico · 1 day
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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour
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ortofosforico · 20 days
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shuggy tomfoolery. clownery even
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ortofosforico · 22 days
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Ok I've known Buck for 17 minutes, but this man has it bad for Eddie.
And this show went on for seven seasons without a romance between them??
Honey.
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ortofosforico · 22 days
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Honestly, I only ever heard of the serie from my friend, but jumping in directly at season 7 episode 4, with freaking Conchata GLUEING HERSELF ON THE GODDAM DRIVEWAY-
I'm hooked guys.
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ortofosforico · 24 days
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I’m (not) sorry…
Loki at the end of season 2
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ortofosforico · 2 months
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Fun fact: tra i personaggi trovati nel sottoscala della banda filo-sovietica nel 10 capitolo, c'era anche Aldo Moro
famosamente alla fine di goncharov tutta la mob family si è messa a ballare il ballo del qua qua sotto i crediti
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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There's a super famous singing festival in italy that airs for a week every year. This year, one of the singers, Ghali, did some very remarkable things on that stage. Ghali was born in Italy from Tunisian parents, his career has been going on for a while, but this was his first time on that stage.
He made a song where he references Palestine where he sings: "how can you say everything is fine down here, where in order to trace borders with imaginary lines you bomb an hospital, for a piece of land or for a piece of bread there is no peace" . He also did a medley, singing also in arabic for the first time in the history of the festival.
Last night, during the final, he ended his performance asking to "stop the genocide!" I don't have to tell you that there's absolutely nothing pro-Palestine on italian media... and he used the biggest stage he could use to say that.
Today on a tv programme he was accused by the Isra*li ambassador of spreading hate and violence, to which he replied with those words in the following video (credits to the person who translated it here):
The italian TV broadcaster quickly posted a press release to distance themselves from this speech and to reiterate their whole support to Isr*el lol Towards the end of this tv programme, a few hours after Ghali said what you can hear in this video, they read the press release out loud. This is how Isra*li propaganda works everywhere, thanks to the complicity of our governments.
Just want to post about him because he really risked it all and I appreciate him incredibly for everything he did...if only everyone could do the same. And fuck italy and its fascist government.
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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“Ha detto praticamente che non avresti dovuto usare questo palco per dire stop al genocidio”
“E per cosa lo devo usare?”
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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Irama come Berlusconi, tutti a dire 'io non l'ho votato' eppure sta sempre là
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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L'ultima uscita di Amadeus e Fiorello è tipo un ricordo base, una cosa che rimarrà nella mia mente- O MIO DIO LA CARROZZA IL BACINO SULLA GUANCIA
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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SÌ CAZZO GRANDISSIMA
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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Quest'anno è Angelina.
Manifesting.
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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MAHMOOD NOOOOO MA COME SESTO
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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comunque la settimana di sanremo non fa altro che ricordarmi che siamo un paese di ESAURITI ma proprio fuori dalle grazie del creatore . io posso mai mettermi a ridere alle due di notte perchè ho visto l'ennesimo tweet su aldo moro rinchiuso nel sottoscala di diodato? ma vi sembra normale?
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ortofosforico · 3 months
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Pov: amarello wedding con Clara ufficiante
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