when the whole house got the autism
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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?
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Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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(to the tow truck driver) you must tell me how you tamed this beast of all beasts
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Slow Dance with Sasquatch, Jeremy Radin
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