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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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a time honored tradition

#it wasn't how i found out #but i DID get to tell my husband using destiel

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reject modernity (popcrave tweet) embrace tradition (destiel i love you meme)

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happy five years of RWRB everyone :)

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#I HAVENT FELT THIS WAY SINCE DESTIEL DAY I SWEAR #rwrb #red white and royal blue

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WERE GETTING MORE FIRSTPRINCE MOTHERFUCKERS

When I tell you I have DREAMED that this would happen omfg I can’t believe this is real

Via Prime Video US/NZ

#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP #like.... THEY'RE COMING BACK TO MEEEEE #rwrb

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i'm looking for a man in finance. trust fund. 6'5"? blue eyes. finance. trust fund. 6'5"? I'm looking for a man in

#NGOZI

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#fanfic #ff.net 4ever #the things I'd read on my high school library computers

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here’s the thing you guys can love your frogs as much as you want but i will always be a freak for jack l zimmermann. he will always be the specialest boy to me. idc if he’s kind of a main character he deserves more love. maybe i had too much coffee at work but my point still stands and no one can stand against me

#YUP #my special boy #i love one (1) dingdong #and his name is jack laurent zimmermann

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"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."

Redraw of the last panel of 1.2!

#HIM #MY BOY #THERE HE IS #the SQUEAL i SQUEALED #my darling dingdong jack laurent zimmermannn #be nicer to your future husband

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it's been said many times before, but i'll say it again. they fucked that pie.

#omg #the Pie Lore #shitty why

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On point that a British company got... "inspiration" from a Nigerian creator.

#whaaaaat the actual fuck

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It's missing Jack Zimmermann hours

#thinking about the boy again #jack zimmermann loml #i love one (1) dingdong #omgcp #omgcheckplease

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i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

#well I've been thinking it's time for a reread anyway...

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Neil Banging Out The Tunes turns 18 today!!!

Happy birthday little buddy !!!! To celebrate, I allowed Neil to partake in many of the legal privileges that one acquires upon turning 18:

#happy neil banging out the tunes!

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*rolls eyes in fond*

#so cute 🥹🥹🥹 #rwrb

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HENRY SHOVED BOOPED ME!!!